New High Def vision implants

scanlas · 03-12-2009 11:45am #1

Would anyone like to have the new high def vision implants? It gives better than 20 20 vision.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 03-12-2009 11:45am

what???

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-12-2009 11:52am

what tv channels does it have?

Fizman · 03-12-2009 11:53am

You talking something along the lines of 21 21 vision here?
If so, I'm game ball!

03-12-2009 11:53am

better than 20/20?

Do they see dead people?

petes · 03-12-2009 11:56am

Eh?

AnonoBoy · 03-12-2009 11:57am

I see in vinyl with scratches and hisses and everything.

It's how Zeppelin wanted to be seen.

Miami Weiss · 03-12-2009 11:58am

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg

Kiith · 03-12-2009 12:03pm

HD or HD Ready? 720p or 1080p?

zero19 · 03-12-2009 12:27pm

Can i see through wooden doors??

smk89 · 03-12-2009 12:36pm

Does it make ugly women look good?

In which case beer is cheaper

Cookie_Monster · 03-12-2009 12:41pm

20 20 is not the best vision you can have anyway.

Last eye exam I had was told have better than 20 20

ScumLord · 03-12-2009 12:54pm

I'm holding out for HD projector eyes.

Banter Joe · 03-12-2009 1:42pm

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

20 20 is not the best vision you can have anyway.

Last eye exam I had was told have better than 20 20

Muppets are different though.

minidazzler · 03-12-2009 1:49pm

If they exist Gimme!!! Gimme!!! Gimme!!!

Prof.Badass · 03-12-2009 1:50pm

I'm waiting for pentachromacy.

patmac · 03-12-2009 1:53pm

What this thread about, where is the monitor and keyboard, everythings such a blur.

pyramuid man · 03-12-2009 2:11pm

Well with something like this. It might be handy to link to what you are posting about.

BaconZombie · 03-12-2009 3:00pm

Do you mean LASIK, that been around since the 80's?

scanlas wrote: »

Would anyone like to have the new high def vision implants? It gives better than 20 20 vision.

CrazyRabbit · 03-12-2009 3:05pm

I think he means this:

http://tinyurl.com/yglhbag
(Sky News Story)

And...dammit. A few months ago I spent €3000 on Lasik to get perfect eyesight and now I find it's only '2nd best'

It's like upgrading your entire movie collection from VHS to DVD and then the industry releases Blu-Ray a few weeks later.

Duggy747 · 03-12-2009 3:25pm

What hertz do these HD lens work at, I don't wanna play football and have it go all blurry on me.

What parts of life are HD viewable?

And what happens if you watch a HD movie with HD lens? Do you see another dimension?

New High Def vision implants

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