Lazy fat girl regrets being lazy, misses being fat

peepeep

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1232342/Britains-fattest-teen-Why-I-wish-Id-10-000-gastric-bypass-despite-losing-22st.html

It's hard to feel sorry for her really, she used to eat 15,000 calories a day! Bloody hell!

General Zod

It's a sad story. Gastric bypass isn't a miracle cure and she seems very level headed.

Rondolfus

peepeep wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1232342/Britains-fattest-teen-Why-I-wish-Id-10-000-gastric-bypass-despite-losing-22st.html

It's hard to feel sorry for her really, she used to eat 15,000 calories a day! Bloody hell!

but... would ya????

tony1kenobi

If the NHS give me 10 grand I'll teach her how to do sit ups.

TerrorFirmer

Rondolfus wrote: »

but... would ya????

The brown paper bag in reverse....a rarity.

pljudge321

"For the first three months she consumed only fruit juice and gravy and lost two stone a month." :eek:

FearDark

See thru bra on a fatty alert.

I feel sick.

donmeister

Michelin employee sacked after gastric operation, I wonder why?

ScumLord

She's 17!!

I'd hope the doctors are telling her that if she continues to lose weight the fact she's so young would probably mean the skin would eventually contract. She's only half way there and shouldn't be upset just yet.

Stupid newspapers always have to find the bad in everything.

TechnoPool

she would probs be dead by around 35-40 if she had not have had the operation no pleasing some people.


and the see through bra

Capt'n Midnight

maybe it takes 5 years to loose the handles, then again she got pregnant so it's not like she isn't getting any attention


of course it's the dailymail which isn't exactly a paper of record

cherryghost

ScumLord wrote: »

She's 17!!

I'd hope the doctors are telling her that if she continues to lose weight the fact she's so young would probably mean the skin would eventually contract. She's only half way there and shouldn't be upset just yet.

Stupid newspapers always have to find the bad in everything.

shes 19 now btw. its been two years since the op and not much has changed in her, apparently

PeakOutput

her skin will tighten up eventually but probably not all the way

i imagine however much she got paid for that article though would go good way to paying for the plastic surgery but she should lose the rest of the fat first

i really really hate tabloid news

papajimsmooth

I assume she is selling her story to the rags to pay for some of her plastic surgery. She will probably throw out another one in a months time about how she has found love and voila operation paid for.

Borneo Fnctn

She's "too ashamed" to go swimming in public but yet she takes off most of her clothes for a newspaper article.

Capt'n Midnight

jackpalance wrote: »

She's "too ashamed" to go swimming in public but yet she takes off most of her clothes for a newspaper article.

How dare you cast such aspersions !

Calling the dailymail a newspaper :rolleyes:

jenny2hat

Aw she can't have kids That's sad.

kowloon

jenny2hat wrote: »

Aw she can't have kids That's sad.

Nothing solid apparently, just fruit juice and gravy.

jenny2hat

kowloon wrote: »

Nothing solid apparently, just fruit juice and gravy.

Yeah kids are great, but couldn't eat a whole one myself :rolleyes:

stovelid

There's so many Daily Mail links posted in AH, I feel like I'm inadvertently reading it. Would you define this as being a victim of passive stupidity?

RacoonQueen

She should have been told that at the time, surely they informed her she'd be left with a load of loose skin? At 16 it should have been exercise and strict diet...not surgery. I can't believe how much money the NHS spends on fat people, it's staggering.

15,000 calories a day? Bloody hell I struggle to eat 2,000 never mind when I've been for a long run and need to eat more than that. What on earth was she eating to get 15,000 calories a day. :eek:

Gummy Panda

8 mars bars! :eek:

I can only manage one and i feel bloated/sluggish.

Maybe she is hoping the article is read by a plastic surgeon who will do it pro-bono but i doubt many plastic surgeons read the Daily Mail :pac:

Shelga

Lol at the option to 'enlarge' on the bottom right of the before pic

AckwelFoley

nom nom nom cake..mmmmmmm

Dean820

I would consider her if it wasn't for all that loose skin.

Columbia

Christ, 15,000 calories a day. No pity for her whatsoever.

She didn't make the slightest attempt to look after herself, and now she's a mess and can't have kids. Go figure.

kowloon

What did she actually eat though? 15,000 calories could translate into a wide range of things.

orourkeda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

8 mars bars! :eek:

I can only manage one and i feel bloated/sluggish.

Maybe she is hoping the article is read by a plastic surgeon who will do it pro-bono but i doubt many plastic surgeons read the Daily Mail :pac:

Dr Nick does

Capt'n Midnight

kowloon wrote: »

What did she actually eat though? 15,000 calories could translate into a wide range of things.

you can't burn off 15,000 calories

That's nearly three times more than people have budgeted for hauling sleds across Antartica - IIRC the calorific expenditure below are probably at the limit of what is humanly possible
http://www.ar.co.za/articles/energy.html

ENERGY ON THE ICE: self-sufficient trans-Antarctic crossing
In 1985 Robert Swan, Roger Mear and Gareth Wood undertook a one-way self-sufficient expedition to the South Pole, hauling sledges carrying all their food and gear. They covered the 900miles to the Pole in 70 days (approx. 13 miles/day) expending 5500-6000kCal/day. They each lost around 6.5kg in body weight.

Ranulph Fiennes and Mike Stroud used these results to plan for their 1991 self-sufficient trans-Antarctic crossing. They had calculated 6500kCal per day to be their ideal intake as they would travel a greater distance to traverse the Antarctic continent from the Weddell Sea to the Ross Sea in 100days. Limited by weight they would be able to haul on their sledges and the volume of gear they would be able to fit on it, they decided to compromise on 5500kCal/day, accepting the resulting body-weight losses.

But, they had not factored in that they would be hauling for more hours each day (10-12) than the members of the 1985 expedition. They had also assumed that they would be working at 40% of their maximum aerobic capacity and that the first 250-miles across the Weddell Sea ice-shelf would be easy. But, the ice was not smooth creating friction on their super-slick sledge skis and the ice shelf was split with great crevasses. Add elevation gain and driving winds in which they were struggling to do 1.5miles/hr and it is little wonder that their energy expenditure often exceeded 8000kCal/day. From Day 20-30, climbing up the Ice Shelf onto the plateau, Fiennes and Stroud expended 10670kCal/day and 11650kCal/day respectively, while ingesting only 5500kCal/day.

cloneslad

She never would have lost the weight through exercise and healthy eating because she was too lazy and too dependent on eating a high intake of calories.

She also won't be able to tone up her stomach now, she might have some chance toning her legs and arms with weights and running but she can do a millio sit ups a day and she won't tone her stomach area, there is simply too much loose skin which has lost it's elasticity.

She needs to get it trimmed off, but that will leave her with a big scar around her waist area and she will probably be in the paper crying about her looks again if she had it done.

Moral of the story? when you are young eat less crap and be more active

Mr Benevolent

The Daily Mail is the UK's answer to The Onion.

Overheal

peepeep wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1232342/Britains-fattest-teen-Why-I-wish-Id-10-000-gastric-bypass-despite-losing-22st.html

It's hard to feel sorry for her really, she used to eat 15,000 calories a day! Bloody hell!

Actually I can sympathize with her. In that the surgery has replaced one disfigurement for essentially another. And 15k calories is a true Eating Disorder. Not exactly the guy who eats 2k calories then sits on his lazy ass for 14 hours. /looks at self

She needs to get it trimmed off, but that will leave her with a big scar around her waist area and she will probably be in the paper crying about her looks again if she had it done.

are you a plastic surgeon? I dont see why they couldnt leave the scar along the spine etc. - but im not a doctor!

starbelgrade

She likes the fact that she is healthier & will life longer, but wants to get her curves back coz her skin is drooping like an old elephant. That's understandable.

But there's an easy & cost effective solution... a simple operation to install a valve & give her an air pump. Bob's yr uncle.

Cost of operation = €300
Cost of Air Pump = €30
Cost of Maintenance = €10 per year (puncture repair kits)

brendansmith

Whats with the wierd fukkin legs?

starbelgrade

brendansmith wrote: »

Whats with the wierd fukkin legs?

Of all the details to pick up on, that one has to be the most off the rails!

cloneslad

Overheal wrote: »

are you a plastic surgeon? I dont see why they couldnt leave the scar along the spine etc. - but im not a doctor!

The scar is on the front of the body as it is an abdominoplasty, the surgery takes place around the abdomin. You can't just take skin and pull it around so that it streches to her back and then have it on her spine, where would her breasts and naval area go?

A surgeon will create incisions to remove any excess skin and fat from the stomach region, tighten the abdominal muscles, and reposition the navel therefore the scars will be at the front, you will find that she doesn't have much loose skin high up in her back, but if she did that would require a different operation.

Here is a video I just searched for on youtube to give you an idea of how a scar would look on someone who had a full abdominoplasty procedure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACSJ8G7-w4E

starbelgrade

I reckon Gok Whan would have his biggest struggle ever, trying to make her "Look Good Naked".

Overheal

brendansmith wrote: »

Whats with the wierd fukkin legs?

I noticed that too. Fecked up posture is all it is from having so much weight.

starbelgrade

Overheal wrote: »

I noticed that too. Fecked up posture is all it is from having so much weight.

No.

DazMarz

There was a programme on Discovery Health or something a few weeks ago about a teenager in America (quelle suprisé) who had a similar weight problem and underwent the same surgery. He then had the same problems with excess skin and so on.

3 months later, he underwent plastic surgery for the excess skin and looked perfectly normal after it; minimal scarring (barely noticable, even under the surgery's powerful lights) and you'd never know he had at one time weighed something like 50 stone or so.

The paper story money should cover the cost of her plastic surgery to remove the excess skin and such.

And if she sees fertility experts and OB GYN doctors, they can probably help her conceive children if she wants to.

nkay1985

As has been said, I reckon she's doin gthe story for the paper to get money for the tummy tuck. She could do another story or two and/or appear on some of those talk shows and I'm sure she'd have more than enough.

Overheal

starbelgrade wrote: »

No.

......................Go onnnn..............

nkay1985 wrote: »

As has been said, I reckon she's doin gthe story for the paper to get money for the tummy tuck. She could do another story or two and/or appear on some of those talk shows and I'm sure she'd have more than enough.

Oh undoubtedly.

brendansmith

Overheal wrote: »

I noticed that too. Fecked up posture is all it is from having so much weight.

Id say there is a strong smell of sh!t off her.

x PyRo

brendansmith wrote: »

Whats with the wierd fukkin legs?

That's the first thing i noticed too!. :pac:

SoWatchaWant

The NHS was kind enough to give her the bypass themselves. She's gotta take at least some responsibility for her actions, and pay for it herself.

Capt'n Midnight

mean while over at news of the world Last Feburary - with normal pictures

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/187905/Britains-fattest-teen-Malissa-Jones-loses-20-stone-in-a-year-with-gastric-op.html

Now she is saving to have a private op-a full body lift and tuck-to remove one stone of excess sagging skin caused by her dramatic weight loss.

She said: "I've discovered a whole new world. I'm out every weekend clubbing. I've had a lot more boyfriends because I feel much more attractive and confident."

Any update on where she's at now ?

LD 50

Rondolfus wrote: »

but... would ya????

Apparently someone did. She got herself knocked up.

What would have made her legs go like that, if not her weight?

tinkerbell88

pljudge321 wrote: »

"For the first three months she consumed only fruit juice and gravy and lost two stone a month." :eek:

if i consumed only fruit juice and gravy for three months id loose 2 stone a month aswell!!