Present in the toilet. Whats the protocol?

opsman

Right, so I'm working at a new job, and I go into the toilets and the boss comes out of one of the cubicles as I walk in. He goes to wash his hands as I walk past and I happen to walk into the very cubicle he came out of. To my surprise he hadn't even bothered to flush the f'ing bog! And he left quite a sizeable deposit! :eek::eek:
So what am i supposed to do? Go up to the guy while he's washing his hands and say "Oi! Flush the feckin bog"? Quite an uncomfortable situation.
So I just flushed it away myself and then slipped into the next cubicle.

Don't think I'll stick around here!

Gummy Panda

stab it with a wire coat hanger then leave it on his desk as new age art.

electrogrimey

Protocol = Man up and stop complaining about a shit in a toilet.

Poor Uncle Tom

opsman wrote: »

So I just flushed it away myself and then slipped into the next cubicle.

Well done, Harrison..!

aaronjumper

Why is your new job to clean said toilet?
If not then forget about it.

Daroxtar

This looks like a job for Flutt

opsman

electrogrimey wrote: »

Protocol = Man up and stop complaining about a shit in a toilet.

Sir yes sir!

ScumLord

Why should he flush when your around to do it for him? Now flush that toilet and go and thank your boss for the privilege.

orourkeda

Just flush the pot, drop your dump, wipe your anus, flush the bog, wash your hands then leave.

No big deal. Just f*ckin' get on with it.

Kradock

OP Have you a laptop on your cleaners trolley . Cool if you have.

We have the same problem , there is someone in a group of about 15 people , who leaves the toilet in a terrible state after he uses it , sh!t on the toilet seat and stuck to the bowl ,it's disgusting , it has been said to HR , but they so far have done fcuk all about it and we have been warned not to mention it directly to the person.

TheZohanS

Maybe the toilet wouldn't flush for him, he might have given the loo a courtesy flush before you came in and the cistern was empty.

Long Onion

Pick it, box it, give it to Gillian McKeith to find out if he has any diseases you may be able to exploit in exchange for a raise/extra holidays etc.

FlutterinBantam

Daroxtar wrote: »

This looks like a job for Flutt

Look it's elementary.

he's just asserting himself as the animals do.

Now, take cats for example, the dominant Tom just unloads the package,and does he carefully cover up?

Does he fcuk!! Leaves her there to show the next kitty, who will investigate and say to herself " Fook my furry tail! the cnunt who dumped that must be one mean fcuker"!! "I'd better get my cotton pickin ass outa here"


That's all there is to it, your Boss was doing the same thing.

opsman

TheZohan wrote: »

Maybe the toilet wouldn't flush for him, he might have given the loo a courtesy flush before you came in and the cistern was empty.

No man, I flushed that puppy down seconds after he left. Full tank in there.
Next time I'll pick it up and catch him down the corridor and say: I think you dropped this!

orourkeda

What was the texture of said faecal matter?

Did it look like a manly boss like dump or was it guinnessy in composition?

opsman

Long Onion wrote: »

Pick it, box it, give it to Gillian McKeith to find out if he has any diseases you may be able to exploit in exchange for a raise/extra holidays etc.

We have a winner :D

ScumLord

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Look it's elementary.

he's just asserting himself as the animals do.

Now, take cats for example, the dominant Tom just unloads the package,and does he carefully cover up?

Does he fcuk!! Leaves her there to show the next kitty, who will investigate and say to herself " Fook my furry tail! the cnunt who dumped that must be one mean fcuker"!! "I'd better get my cotton pickin ass outa here"

You just got that off the BBC life series.

Porkpie

Enough of the toilet humour!

Long Onion

ScumLord wrote: »

You just got that off the BBC life series.

David Scatenborough?

3qsmavrod5twfe

Big flamboyant show of surprise - Leap back and a roar. And then march into the other cubicle muttering

cherryghost

just take a dump on his monitor and claim its a snazzy new desktop background