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A Few Tiger ones !

  • 30-11-2009 10:57am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Golf experts say that was the shortest drive Woods ever took !

    Gilette are dropping Tiger Woods after he claimed that the crash was the closest shave he ever had !

    Woods drive was the first one that ever took him into a water hazard !


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭jt_dublin


    It’s the first time that Tiger Woods has failed to drive 200 yards!

    He hit both a tree and a fire hydrant because he couldn’t choose between a wood and an iron!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭Grudaire


    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

    Tiger woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭Devastator


    A reporter at the scene said Woods was not seriously hurt but feeling slighty under par


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Tiger has loads of expensive cars but now he has a hole in one !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Tigers wife accused him of having an affair.Tiger said
    he was just playing a provisional !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭jc7


    Tiger Woods. Brilliant putter, not such a great driver.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭jc7


    After crashing his car into a tree and fire hydrant, Tiger Woods has now came out and said "Crash was my fault"

    Thanks so much for clearing that up, i was under the impression that it was the trees fault.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭jc7


    Good to see equality in sport these days, Even the worlds best golfer has been beaten by a woman....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Tiger woods has been suspended from the PGA tour after he was found to be playing 19 holes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Brilliant :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Tiger Woods has apologised for letting down his , family , letting down his fans and for letting down his trousers !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    Tiger Woods has just changed his name to Cheetah Woods.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 Pat Short


    Tiger Woulds is a bollix


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Taiwan TV release "footage" of Tiger Woods incident.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Most people assume that Tiger Woods' wife randomly chose a club to allegedly beat him with. That's not so. In fact, she (allegedly) chose the perfect club to fit the crime using this handy guide ...



    angrywifegolfclubs.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    If only he had remembered to carry a Rescue club !


    dilallio wrote: »
    Most people assume that Tiger Woods' wife randomly chose a club to allegedly beat him with. That's not so. In fact, she (allegedly) chose the perfect club to fit the crime using this handy guide ...



    angrywifegolfclubs.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    Christmas card from the Woods family
    TIGER_1.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭evillive


    Just bought a deadly game for Xbox - its all about a black dude who goes round shagging whores, hitting things with metal bars, crashing his car and evading the cops - its called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    evillive wrote: »
    Just bought a deadly game for Xbox - its all about a black dude who goes round shagging whores, hitting things with metal bars, crashing his car and evading the cops - its called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
    Santa stops at 3 hos!

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,562 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    So the police were asking Tiger how many times he thought his wife hit him with the club...
    He repied " Ahhh, I'm kinda woozy... I dunno, just put her down for 5 strokes"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Mrs Obama is none too happy and has banned her Husband from playing golf !!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭Devastator


    With numerous companies dropping Tiger from sponsorship deals I am very proud with Kelloggs for sticking by him



    Tiger woods is reported to be a huge fan of Christmas records with his favorite being "I'm dreaming of a white mistress..."



    SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS!!!
    It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for Tiger Woods will be Tampax. A spokesman said "To sponsor a **** going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Deer Santa,

    I've moved to Ireland but I have a problem . Some fella called Brian is banning stag hunting and other Fella called Brian has taken everyones doe !

    Please help and send me some Doe as I have no Ho Ho Ho anymore ! Whats a man to do with no HO and no DOE ?

    Thanks man

    Siberian Tiger

    PS: My favourite Carol is the Blonde one who lives down Weston way !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    what does tiger woods and baby seals have in common?

    they have both been clubbed by scandanavians


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Tommy_NDX


    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
    turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
    children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
    dismissal.

    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
    leave early today."

    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
    and will answer the question."

    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

    Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

    Johnny is even madder than before.

    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

    Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
    questions.

    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
    keep their mouths shut!"

    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
    Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭evillive


    Bought a new DVD today - 'Tiger Woods - my favourite 18 holes'.

    What a dud

    its all about golf!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭stereo_steve


    rednik wrote: »
    Tiger Woods has just changed his name to Cheetah Woods.

    No he changed it to Lion Cheetah ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball


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