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Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Of course my thread title is guilty of the same thing ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,662 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    I'd imagine his driveway would be more like an avenue to us :D

    so speed is possible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,807 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    The Gillette curse in full effect - someone pin down Federer in bubble wrap :eek:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported
    Sounds like he was pissed

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭cute_cow


    seriously injured? :rolleyes:
    he was released that morning ffs, the media are a pile of piss, over-reating to every single little thing that happens!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,662 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    Lets hope it doesn't affect his career,

    would have been terrible if he had to go in the hole and end up 6ft under par.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,807 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    cute_cow wrote: »
    seriously injured? :rolleyes:
    he was released that morning ffs, the media are a pile of piss, over-reating to every single little thing that happens!!

    He's in hospital at the moment. Airbags didn't deploy and was travelling over 33mph


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    He's in hospital at the moment. Airbags didn't deploy and was travelling over 33mph

    According to reports, he was travelling under 33 mph???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Easy, tiger


    /coat


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He's in hospital at the moment. Airbags didn't deploy and was travelling over 33mph

    The airbags didn't deploy because he was travelling under 33mph.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭InKonspikuou2


    A little birdie told me he'll be out by tee-time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,807 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    According to reports, he was travelling under 33 mph???

    Whoops, you're right there. Great putter, not such a great driver


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    Whoops, you're right there. Great putter, not such a great driver

    :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,807 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    Update on BNO (breaking news online) on Twitter - treated for facial lacerations but alcohol was not involved


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Is he hurt or not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    The media are lion about the seriousness of the injury.

    *awaits execution*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    Well that's Sky News' schedule sorted for the next 48 hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    you lot are pathetic. :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    you lot are pathetic. :mad:

    Not as pathetic as Tiger's driving !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    The media are lion about the seriousness of the injury.

    *awaits execution*
    *calls Albert Pierrepoint*


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    The Gillette curse in full effect - someone pin down Federer in bubble wrap :eek:

    "Federer found suffocated in bubble wrap."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I wonder what he said before he crashed:

    '' Fooouu. . . . I mean Treeeeee!''

    *Grabs Coat*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Not as pathetic as Tiger's driving !!

    I hardly think it is a subject for pathetic, childish puns, do you???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I hardly think it is a subject for pathetic, childish puns, do you???

    Different strokes for different folks.

    He's not dead or anything man..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Different strokes for different folks.

    He's not dead or anything man..

    Doesn't matter. Shows some people's level of (un)intelligence, imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Doesn't matter. Shows some people's level of (pun)intelligence, imo.
    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭youtheman


    You know what they say about professional golfers : " drive for show and putt for dough".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    FYP

    What does that mean? Can't you type full sentences?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Doesn't matter. Shows some people's level of (un)intelligence, imo.

    You do know you are in After Hours? He's fine, he's not even in hospital.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    You do know you are in After Hours? He's fine, he's not even in hospital.

    Well, according to media he is.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    What does that mean? Can't you type full sentences?
    Jesus man. You're really living up to your name, aren't you? (Oh look! I can type full sentences.).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Jesus man. You're really living up to your name, aren't you? (Oh look! I can type full sentences!).

    that's why there's 26 letters in the alphabet, and on a keyboard. :P


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Well, according to media he is.....

    The media always know I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    that's why there's 26 letters in the alphabet, and on a keyboard. :P
    According to reports, he was travelling under 33 mph???
    Then use them.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Bandit12


    Media hype at it's best.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 Valhalla


    I bet he hasnt hit a wood like that before....






    TAXI


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 959 ✭✭✭pablodunlop


    you lot are pathetic. :mad:

    This is AH,jokes are par for the course


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 Valhalla


    This is AH,jokes are par for the course



    Fookin LMAO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 264 ✭✭Leejo


    They say it's the first time he's ever driven into trees...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    The mare says the tiger is fine....:confused::confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    That must be the first time Tiger Woods hasn't driven more than 300 yards. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    There's a YouTube clip of the accident here....



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭maryjane007


    UPDATE -- According to Tiger's rep, he was in a minor accident, treated for injuries, and released from the hospital

    www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-injured-in-car-crash/#ixzz0Y5urXBJB


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    People called Tiger don't get seriously injured in such lame ways. I want my money back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    UPDATE -- According to Tiger's rep, he was in a minor accident, treated for injuries, and released from the hospital

    www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-injured-in-car-crash/#ixzz0Y5urXBJB

    a close shave indeed...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,211 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    [quoteApparently he hit a fire hydrant and a tree[/quote]

    Not a bad shot though. Bet he couldn't do it again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Serves him right for screwing us over in the football.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Maybe he was just practicing for his next grand slam.

    /sorry all the good ones were taken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Sounds like he was pissed
    "Wait here bitches, Tiger's gonna go get some more beer. Wooo!! Party!!11!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    I hardly think it is a subject for pathetic, childish puns, do you???

    Of course it is. Its practically made for pathetic childish puns.


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