Irish models forced to wear fashion L-Plates again at this years London fashion week.

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London Fashion Week acts as a showcase for well dressed underweight women from all over the world. Unfortunately for the fifth year in a row, Irish models will yet again have to bare the infamous London fashion week L-Plate sticker, reflecting the ongoing problem with the overweight and fashion deprived women of Ireland.

Both the fashion shows and the websites promote well dressed models and not the eerily draped Irish mongrels that we have all grown to know and love in this country.

They called for ministers to do more to tackle the influx of Irish fashion, which have spiralled in popularity in such cities as Liverpool and Sheffield, thanks to lower social welfare benefits and rise in teenage pregnancies.

“Pro-uggsuits”, or "Knacker thread" websites advise young Irish women on shopping techniques to find chape baggy tracksuit bottoms and fake wooly uggs from retail outlets like Pennys, Dunnes stores and German muck shop, Lidel, depicting pictures of dangerously ugly women waring the oh so familiar uniformed attire.

Plans to protect young female children from these harmful websites have obviously failed. Irish retailers have flooded the market and seem to be brainwashing the younger generation through TV advertising and mock fashion programs like 'Off The Rails' and the utterly brain dead 'Afternoon Show'. following a report by Gok Wan, who is a well known televison fashion presenter in the UK.


Professor James Ward said: “Pro-uggsuits and "Knacker thread" websites advocate ugliness and the purchasing of chape clothes as a lifestyle choice, rather than a serious mental condition. Research shows that Irish women have the fashion sense of a gang raped bat. "They have no taste. They seem to like fluffy pink tracksuits and green florescent tops" He added: “Whoever introduced Uggs and those dirty tracksuit ends should have been put to sleep long ago with the celtic tiger"

Fashion chiefs are very concerned about the level of fashion taste in Ireland and had no choice but to inflict the dreaded London Fashion week L-Plate sticker on all Irish fashion designers and models, emphasizing the demand for more fashion education and prettier Irish fashion models.
Model Lisa O'Shea modelling a pair of beige uggs, plastic leather jacket and a beautifull pair of Dunnes stores tracksuit pants. -Milkshake sponsered by supermacs


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