Jordan reveals her sensitive feminine side.

orourkeda

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/361737/

Rumour has it that this douche was going to fly to Australia to propose to Jordan.

Kradock

Yes she's called Katie



She really is a master of manipulating the media.

Zombienosh

still to this day I don't understand why anyone knows who she is and/or continues to pay attention to this stupid slut with big tits, stupid sluts with big tits are everywhere these days... why is this one so special?!

Long Onion

Rumour has it that you read Heat magazine also;)

TheZohanS

Moved to Z-list Celebrities

super_furry

Haha, she's a master media manipulator. She'll earn half a million off the story.

daveyboy_1ie

She rescued her career after her first stint in the jungle and 'married' some smuck who was almost as dersperate for the attention.

She tried the same thing this time and is wondering why her fans are nos as gullible this time. Anyone who watches these type of programmes deserves that type of celebrity.

big ste

This hideous, plastic, silicon enhanced creature has lived most of her life through the media.People like her labour under the impression that anyone gives a flying feck about them.
Do you think if we just ignore the pathetic feckers,they will just go away.:mad:

ejmaztec

orourkeda wrote: »

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/361737/

Rumour has it that this douche was going to fly to Australia to propose to Jordan.

I thought that the *neanderthal gimp was already in Australia?



*not that I'd call the neanderthal gimp a neanderthal gimp to his face, at all.:eek:

xzanti

WTF was she on about last night in her 'post walking out' interview with A&D??

"So much has happened since I came into the Jungle" when did that thing start? she can't have been in there more than a week, I'm sure she takes longer trips to the Health Spa ffs.. she sounded like a parrot "it's just about closure, I only came back to close the book, blah blah blah blah" fcuk off would you.. If she really just wanted to 'revisit' where her 'marriage' began surely she could have organized to be escorted there for an oul' reminisce without the cameras around.. she just wanted a soapbox :rolleyes:

What is the story with her mouth, she can't lick her lips anymore, she sticks her tongue out like a lizard under her massive veneers trying to lick her top lip when she's between sentences.. and don't get me started on her eyebrows..

flanzer

Oh I wish God would take her. She looks like even more of an idiot with the surgery on her face

littlefriend

xzanti wrote: »

What is the story with her mouth, she can't lick her lips anymore, she sticks her tongue out like a lizard under her massive veneers trying to lick her top lip when she's between sentences.. and don't get me started on her eyebrows..

LOL good description. She's really ruined her face.

Aidric

big ste wrote: »

Do you think if we just ignore the pathetic feckers,they will just go away.:mad:

Of course they would but there seems to be an unhealthy appetite for these cretins and their antics.

splish

Speaking of 2 big tits, apparently Jedward have been offered £50,000 each to replace her.

kumate_champ07

super_furry wrote: »

Haha, she's a master media manipulator. She'll earn half a million off the story.

no, Max Clifford is

trixybell

i really think herself and the yoke andre will be back together by xmas..;):eek::eek::eek::eek:

xzanti

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

no, Max Clifford is

He's not managing her anymore.. I saw him being interviewed and when asked about her he made it quite clear he thinks she's a trainwreck (not in those words of course)

Lux23

God I must the only person in the world who still likes Katie/Jordan. I wouldn't want to buy her books, wear her clothes or do her job but I always like reading about her and what she is getting up to.

I am so glad she dumped that Reid fella but I can imagine everything that she has come out with over the last couple of days was because she finally realised how much the public are against her so she got rid of that idiot and was honest about her feelings. Its obvious to anyone she is still crazy about Peter Andre (God knows why he is a hideous creature) and her behaviour over the last few months was purely about getting his attention. It's sad really.

kumate_champ07

xzanti wrote: »

He's not managing her anymore.. I saw him being interviewed and when asked about her he made it quite clear he thinks she's a trainwreck (not in those words of course)

I'm sure she learned alot from him but has taken it a step further/crossed the line

TeenageKicks

I would like to see her bounce back from the video they realeased today, she told her fellow contestant (the one who used to be in Eastenders) that she was a "Mug" for not getting an exclusive as she called it with a newpaper or magazine and that she has one and its "easy money"
You need to see the clip to hear the tone of her voice as she said that

xzanti

TeenageKicks wrote: »

I would like to see her bounce back from the video they realeased today, she told her fellow contestant (the one who used to be in Eastenders) that she was a "Mug" for not getting an exclusive as she called it with a newpaper or magazine and that she has one and its "easy money"
You need to see the clip to hear the tone of her voice as she said that

Any links to that? I had a quick search and couldn't find it but I did find this which is quite amusing..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEuVXauvuSk

Kim seems a bit unhinged :pac:

Nigel Farage

I sincerely hope that people don't see this fake as being representative of the great British nation.

xzanti

Nigel Farage wrote: »

I sincerely hope that people don't see this fake as being representative of the great British nation.

Yes cause we're just that ignorant

ejmaztec

Nigel Farage wrote: »

I sincerely hope that people don't see UKIP as being representative of the great British nation.

Aidric

xzanti wrote: »

What is the story with her mouth, she can't lick her lips anymore, she sticks her tongue out like a lizard under her massive veneers trying to lick her top lip when she's between sentences.. and don't get me started on her eyebrows..

She won't stop until she looks like Joan Rivers.

xzanti

Aidric wrote: »

She won't stop until she looks like Joan Rivers.

Or Lolo Ferrari :pac:

Aidric

xzanti wrote: »

Or Lolo Ferrari :pac:

*hard on*

orourkeda

trixybell wrote: »

i really think herself and the yoke andre will be back together by xmas..;):eek::eek::eek::eek:

Do you work for the sun?

brendansmith

Christ! She is a fukkin stunner!!! :eek: