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Of all the keys on your keyring....

  • 24-11-2009 12:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭


    How many do ya not have a bloody clue what they're for?

    Lost my bunch of keys yesterday, about 12 keys on it.
    Just got thinkin today how I only used 3 anyway :P

    I'd like to think one on my bunch could've like launch a nucular bomb or something :/

    Mysterious Amount of Keys I Have... 59 votes

    1 or 2
    0% 0 votes
    3 or 4
    27% 16 votes
    5 or 6
    20% 12 votes
    7+
    22% 13 votes
    Crazy Ass Fobs/Remote things
    8% 5 votes
    I dont got no keys, I break into stuff
    10% 6 votes
    I know what all my keys are for so STFU.
    11% 7 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Are you sure you can remember how to use the keys too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    just went through them 14 keys and i use 4 all of the time and i absoutely dont know what 3 of them are for


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Car key, house key, bedroom door key, money box key, padlock key, bike lock key. And a mini bottle of Morgan keyring!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I have 5 keys, I use 3 of them on a daily basis. One is used every second day, the last one is slightly redundant.

    How could anyone carry around 14 keys? Sometimes I'll even remove the car key or usb flash memory when I'm, going out because I hate having lots of stuff in my pockets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    3 keys total . 2 house keys , 1 car key .


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Car key, car lock key, portch door key, front door key and key to my 'Saturday job' shop :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    No key's as such - a fob for the car, two fobs for logging into VPN's and a fob for the house. I keep the key of the post box in the car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    5 work keys
    my car key
    mate's car key
    another mate's car key
    piece of metal I've attached to the ring for the past 14yrs :)
    and my house key


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Car key, house key.

    Job done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    5

    Car
    House
    Bike
    Grannies Garage
    Office

    A tag for my Ph Number
    A safety charm with JC & Mary
    and a bedouin thing that looks like string wrapped around hair.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    One solitary house key in my pocket none of these fancy schmancy key rings!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭RichieO


    Front door, back door, garage, shed, car, bike, factory (2), locker, office, desk drawer, desk cupboard, filing cab, isolation room, clean room, dirty room, padded cell, executive jax, ladies loo, tool room, tool box, electric cage, electric boxes (8) rubbish skip, monkey, donkey, wonkey... + 12 keys locked in desk + about 150 locked in desk cupboard... Don't know how many and not going to count them anytime soon...
    Have holes in all my pockets and a least one double hernia, also walk around in circles a lot due to pronounced list to starboard...
    WLTM woman with similar list to port... To keep me on the straight and narrow...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I keep keys to all my ex-girlfriend's houses on me at all times. Just in case in a fit of nostalgia I want to stand over them and watch them sleep or something romantic like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    i feel so naked with my one key.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I have four. 3 bike locks and my front door key.

    I've a separate keyring for my car key so I don't have to take that everywhere with me.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    2 house keys and 1 for my locker in college.

    I could never have useless keys on it, would feel so... inefficient

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    My apartment door & Letter box,

    My apartment swipe card is in my wallet.

    My Mam's house door.

    USB Memory key.

    Seperate bunch with Car keys and car park fob as my gf shares her car with me.

    All with a use. I wouldn't keep a useless key on my keyring. What's the point. It's hard enough finding the right one while inebriated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    Where's the zero option - I know what all my keys are for:

    house bunch
    Letterbox x 1
    Front door x 1
    Apartment door x 2

    Bike keys
    bike x 1
    locks x 3

    Car fob

    Sister's house
    Front door x 2
    Bicycle x 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Office key,
    Front door key,
    Garage key,
    Car key,
    Office Fob.

    Why would you carry around keys that you dont use?
    :confused:

    Do you also carry around bottletops, crushed cans or other pieces of useless metal with you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭asdfgh86


    I have two keys, car and house which is simple enough but i also have a broken bottle opener and a plastic name tag keyring with no name on it which is a bit pointless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    House key, safe key, office key, locker key.

    And I have too many key rings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    House key
    Van key
    Office key
    Work key (outer door)
    Work key (inner door)
    Locker key
    Two Chelsea FC keyrings.

    that is all....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭manutd


    House key, padlock key, car key, van (for work) key and 8 keys for opening doors at work and another for my county ground with about 40 keys in total (every lock is numbered and the key are in order, fairly easy to find the key.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Front door key, side door key, mystery key, key-shaped bottle opener.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    I've read the word Key so many times now it has lost ALL meaning and doesn't even look like it's spelt right:pac:

    Anyway I used to have about 6 keys on my keys: front door, back door, locker keys for school/work and some friends spare locker keys too, but I lost them ages ago and now I only have front door, locker and car:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I don't even have my own key to the house. I end up losing them a week later or so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Keogg wrote: »
    I've read the word Key so many times now it has lost ALL meaning and doesn't even look like it's spelt right:pac:

    Key. key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key key...

    Yup.. turns into complete Gibberish after a while. :pac:

    P.s


    Youtube is blocked by the firewall here so I hope that link is working.. I can't tell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I know what all my keys do. Your poll does not cater for somebody in my situation.


  • Posts: 24,714 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    6 keys

    Car key
    House key
    Home house key
    key for drawer at work(that I never lock)
    Key for bike lock
    Key for old bike lock thats broken and thrown away :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    2 x Car Keys
    1 x House Key
    1 x Work Key
    1 x Bottle Opener shaped like a key

    I use them all, all the time, especially the last one. haha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    i have 6 on mine use one of them the rest are old locker keys from collage and work ive never gave back


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Definite poll fail in this one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Where’s the zero option? I know what all mine are for.
    Car
    Front door
    Back Door
    Double doors
    Windows
    Mam’s house
    Sisters house

    I hate having big keyrings with loads of shíte on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,519 ✭✭✭irish1967


    Medium sized brick.. screwdriver... bolt cutters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    phasers wrote: »
    Car key, house key.

    Job done.
    Same here. Lots of keys are for prison guards and emos ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    hmm lets see *rustle*

    we have

    key to apartment windows
    key to apartment block gate
    key to apartment block
    key to apartment
    key to letterbox
    key to office
    key to my office space
    key to storage
    key to store cabinet
    broken key
    bent key to house
    key to house

    3 unknowns it seems plus a lock for my gym locker and about 10 or so coke can tabs, a goomba from super mario brothers, a student union keychain, a broken keychain, an apache pizza keychain and the broken chain to my old wallet.

    hmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Chicken Run


    bunch 1

    Car key
    little mini-torch key ring
    tiny Swiss army knife
    tiny pouch containing a 1-way disposable resuscitation facemask
    ID tag for CPP for if I lose my keys

    (I'm a worst-case scenario type of gal...)

    bunch 2

    House key
    Garage key
    Shed key

    that's about it... but I do have a drawer in the kitchen loaded with unidentified keys that I can't being meself to get rid of in case they're important.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My key ring consists of one car key and one house key.. I used to have another one or two things on it but they're so annoyin..


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