Your Conception..

Wazdakka

Ok, I know the thought of your own parents getting down and dirty doing the horizontal monster mash isn't exactly the most pleasant one, especially this early in the week.
But today is my Birthday, and it got me thinking.

I must have been conceived in and around Valentines day.
There must be a pretty high percentage of the population with birthdays in November.. Febuary 14th being a fairly universally popular date for romantic sexy time and all.

Have any of you worked out when you were "planted"?
I've asked a few of my mates and it's amazing how many people have a birthday roughly three months from one of there parents, or there wedding anniversary, a holiday that they still talk about, an infamous country wide blackout.. Whatever..

So.. When were you conceived?

Fuhrer

No thanks.

General Mayhem

My mam was a teacher and I was conceived during summer. :rolleyes:

Mint Sauce

about 9 month before i was born

:eek:

WindSock

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok, I know the thought of your own parents getting down and dirty doing the horizontal monster mash isn't exactly the most pleasant one, especially this early in the week.

Yeah I wish you waited till Friday to ask me to picture my folks having sex :pac:

But today is my Birthday, and it got me thinking.

Happy Birthday!!

I was concieved around wedding anniversary time.

genericguy

the thought of my parents going at it doesn't bother me, because they each look like me, and are therefore very attractive.

Schism

Yep Valentines for me too. That's just guessing of course, not that I ever asked. :eek:

liah

Christmas, I think. Or New Years'.

August 23rd is my birthday.

RoadKillTs

I don't want to know tbh.

Dravokivich

early December... 4 months before the folks got married...

...traditional lioke!

- Drav!

xzanti

Around July/August 1982..

on a side note though.... *shudder*

Naos

I'm not going to even start figuring out the date, however happy birthday!

On a lighter note: Bored in Science class years back. My mate slagged me so I proceeded to write down calculations on a page (I knew he was 3 weeks overdue as we discussed it beforehand).

He questioned my scribbling fury but I ignored him until I finally announced "March 12th 1984".
"What's that?" says he.
"That my fatheaded friend, is the day your folks f*cked and you were conceived. Yes, your parents had sex that day."

He looked so crestfallen and didn't insult me for the rest of the class.

My name is URL

I'm the result of a New Year's Eve drunkin fumble

Thornography

Im with the mob - I dont particularly want to know or how......

but happy birthday

Nevyn

Sperm can live inside of a woman for 72 hours, conception can happen anytime over that period so tracking back from date of birth does not work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZKuuUPjk1Q

Gone Drinking

Thaedydal wrote: »

Sperm can live inside of a woman for 72 hours, conception can happen anytime over that period so tracking back from date of birth does not work.

Boooo, back to the serious forums with you

Warfi

I was conceived around harvest time, one of the busiest times in the year for a farmer....all my mother remembers is bringing hang sangwiches out to my father when he took a break, the rest is me :pac:

Canis Lupus

Thaedydal wrote: »

Sperm can live inside of a woman for 72 hours, conception can happen anytime over that period so tracking back from date of birth does not work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZKuuUPjk1Q

I call bullsh*t, there wasn't a single stork in that video.

Splinter

Naos wrote: »

I'm not going to even start figuring out the date, however happy birthday!

On a lighter note: Bored in Science class years back. My mate slagged me so I proceeded to write down calculations on a page (I knew he was 3 weeks overdue as we discussed it beforehand).

He questioned my scribbling fury but I ignored him until I finally announced "March 12th 1984".
"What's that?" says he.
"That my fatheaded friend, is the day your folks f*cked and you were conceived. Yes, your parents had sex that day."

He looked so crestfallen and didn't insult me for the rest of the class.

he was concieved the day before i was born... maybe his parents were celebrating my arrival into this world?

Blazer

The wedding night

obviously the old fella wasn't that drunk

Following on from that my mother claims that the worst 21st birthday present she got was me

Pdfile

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok, I know the thought of your own parents getting down and dirty doing the horizontal monster mash isn't exactly the most pleasant one, especially this early in the week.
But today is my Birthday, and it got me thinking.

I must have been conceived in and around Valentines day.
There must be a pretty high percentage of the population with birthdays in November.. Febuary 14th being a fairly universally popular date for romantic sexy time and all.

Have any of you worked out when you were "planted"?
I've asked a few of my mates and it's amazing how many people have a birthday roughly three months from one of there parents, or there wedding anniversary, a holiday that they still talk about, an infamous country wide blackout.. Whatever..

So.. When were you conceived?

eh the test tube was comfy.

Pighead

Berkut wrote: »

The wedding night

obviously the old fella wasn't that drunk

Or maybe the best man should be ashamed of himself.

Aoifums

I was born roughly 9 months after my dad's birthday. My brother was born nine months (to the day) after Christmas.

Weird...

enniscorthy

i was convinced to go and see terminator salvation during the summer :mad:

Herbal Deity

Thaedydal wrote: »

Sperm can live inside of a woman for 72 hours, conception can happen anytime over that period so tracking back from date of birth does not work.

A term isn't exactly 9 months for every pregnancy either.

The phrase "in or around" was used in the OP.

I think it's quite clear that this thread isn't about exact dates, but rather approximations.

genericguy

Pdfile wrote: »

eh the test tube was comfy.

so your star sign is pyrex then?

Nevyn

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Boooo, back to the serious forums with you

:rolleyes:

Yeah cos all the forums I mod are mondo seriousoso

That vid is pretty funny.

In one of my friends family 3 of the kids have their birthdays with in a 5 day spread which is roughly 9 and a bit months after their Da's birthday.
If thier parents had of had a birthday blowjob tradition none of them would have happened.

Naos

Splinter wrote: »

he was concieved the day before i was born... maybe his parents were celebrating my arrival into this world?

Well I'll be honest, the date was made up simply for the story but it is around then

KnifeWRENCH

I was supposed to be born on my Mam's birthday (16th December) but I arrived 5 days early on the 11th. So I guess I was conceived on March 16th 1989.
My oldest sister was born 9 months and 3 days after the parents got married, so it might have been a shotgun wedding! :P
Or else she was conceived on the honeymoon.... *shudders*

R0ot

My sister brought to my attention the other day a Pregnancy book my mum had when she had her first child (my brother). Inside the book was written our 3 names and the month/year of conception. :pac:

CathyMoran

Pregnany is dated from last menstral period (LMP), found that out when we started trying (we suceeded!)...babies can be late or early though so best ask your parents if you really want to know (I know and it is a mixed blessing).

metaoblivia

December 1981. My mother's birthday and Christmas falls during that month, and apparently there was a lot of celebrating going on that month!

Acoshla

By the doctors calculations I was born 2 weeks early, but my Mom maintains I was on time because she knows when I was conceived, the night of a friends wedding, apparently my (now separated) parents were never exactly all over each other...I'm also an only child, I slept between my parents til I was 6, Mom says I was the best contraception ever

My friends family is hilarious though, there's 4 kids, all 4 birthdays are in 2 weeks of the year, the 2 daughters in one week and the 2 sons in another, all suspiciously coinciding with Christmas and their parents anniversary, clearly two very fertile people who should never be left together when drunk and celebrating!

CathyMoran

Spadina wrote: »

By the doctors calculations I was born 2 weeks early, but my Mom maintains I was on time because she knows when I was conceived, the night of a friends wedding, apparently my (now separated) parents were never exactly all over each other...I'm also an only child, I slept between my parents til I was 6, Mom says I was the best contraception ever

My friends family is hilarious though, there's 4 kids, all 4 birthdays are in 2 weeks of the year, the 2 daughters in one week and the 2 sons in another, all suspiciously coinciding with Christmas and their parents anniversary, clearly two very fertile people who should never be left together when drunk and celebrating!

I would trust your mum on this one...we know to within 3 days the date our impending arrival was concieved.

bluto63

I was conceived around November 1988. Can't think of any good reason other than they were looking to have me

redfacedbear

My Birthday is in late September - so Christmas shenanigans from my parents. Although, I was told (while I was a teenager and still bothered by the thoughts of my parents having a sex life) that I was planned and that my parents were thought of as slightly odd for using contraception after they got married (this was the early 1970s in holy catholic Ireland :pac:)

netwhizkid

I was conceived when Hurricane Charley hit Ireland in August 1986, the entire surrounding area was flooded and my parents were housebound for a few days! In times of only RTÉ 1 & 2 what were a happy couple to do I suppose.

rizzee

Who cares? Thats sick. The images in my head.. I hate you OP

Wazdakka

rizzee wrote: »

Who cares? Thats sick. The images in my head.. I hate you OP

Well I didn't really expect anybody to have mental images of it..
Just.. You know, the time of year..

What were you thinking positions and stuff?


Poor bastard.. :pac:

AnonoBoy

genericguy wrote: »

the thought of my parents going at it doesn't bother me, because they each look like me, and are therefore very attractive.

Your mother looks like a dude? :eek:

InKonspikuou2

I had to be concieved during a conjugal visit. My Da was in Portlaoise for a certain 'illegal' membership.

ibarelycare

3 of us in my family have birthday in the same week...13th, 19th and 20th July. Something exciting must have been happening around October every year!

RMD

November baby, which only means 1 thing. I like to consider myself planned though since I was supposed to be born in Octoboer, not some drunken accident like all them regular November babies

Lollipops23

liah wrote: »

Christmas, I think. Or New Years'.

August 23rd is my birthday.

that's my birthday!!!!!

we were both conceived around 30th November....

sdanseo

I know a disproportionate amount of my friends have birthdays around the same time as me in August, I'm reckoning it must be the Christmas season got all the auld wrinklies into sex mode. Terrible thoughts though!

Abi

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok, I know the thought of your own parents getting down and dirty doing the horizontal monster mash isn't exactly the most pleasant one, especially this early in the week.
But today is my Birthday, and it got me thinking.

I must have been conceived in and around Valentines day.
There must be a pretty high percentage of the population with birthdays in November.. Febuary 14th being a fairly universally popular date for romantic sexy time and all.

Have any of you worked out when you were "planted"?
I've asked a few of my mates and it's amazing how many people have a birthday roughly three months from one of there parents, or there wedding anniversary, a holiday that they still talk about, an infamous country wide blackout.. Whatever..

So.. When were you conceived?

a) Happy birthday!

b) Eww


The damage was done around Christmas.

c) We need a vomit smiley

Lollipops23

Lollipops23 wrote: »

that's my birthday!!!!!

we were both conceived around 30th November....

Swinger Party

brummytom

It was either Christmas or New Years'. My mom did let it slip once but I can't remember which it was

wudangclan

Abigayle wrote: »

c) We need a vomit smiley

Vomit smiley?

Super-Rush

I was told when and where i was conceived, September on Courtown beach.....thanks mum & dad.

Tzetze

I was born 9 months and 2 days after my parents got married. How times have changed!