Best J&E Quotes and Moments

midlandsmissus

I rounded these up off the digital point forums to keep us smiling
What are your favourites J&E sayings and moments?!

Best J&E quotes and moments

John "I can't believe we're on Sky news!"
Edward: "Hi Grandad!"


In of the cooking videos:
Sainsbury's woman: "What've you put in the pot so far?"
Edward: "Sealed with love by John & Edward."
Sainsbury's woman: "For those of you who really want to know; onion, peppers, courgettes, sweet potato-"
Edward: "And John and Edward's touch!"



When asked about Calvin Harris gatecrashing the stage:
John: "I dunno, I thought it was part of the routine."



J&E gatecrash Miss Frank's video diary and Graziella is asked what music she's into:
Graziella: Underground rap...
John: "When you say underground are they actually underground?
Graziella: "No John..... it means they're not mainstream"


When they both pop out from between the girls legs in 'She Bangs' and John looks like he's having the time of his life.


Edward: "We met Queen"
John: "The band, not the Queen"


In their video diary talking about their favourite colour
j: our favourite colour is... blue!
e: black!!
j: ok... blue/black i guess
e: i don't even like black...


Ending a video diary:
John: "I'm John, I'm Edward"
Edward: "No, I'm Edward"



Edward falling through the door in Under Pressure



On the Extra factor Holly asks the twins how it feels to be waiting to hear their name called with half the audience booing and half cheering.

John: "I don't really care, the back street boys are here."



:D:D

Chinafoot

"Last week Cheryl said we can't sing. Thats like telling David Beckham he can't play football."

Comedy gold!

suitcasepink

Omg this will soon become my fave thread!! Off the top of my head
one of the backstage videos, they're in one of the lounges
John leap frogs over a keyboard and almost falls into a chair.
Edward: That costs loads of money and John just jumped over it.
John: Guys I ahve so much respect for this(keyboard) I didnt mean to it was sur of the moment, wont happen again.
He then delivers a health and safety message
John: Don't try this at home, coz people like me can do it but I dont want you guys getting hurt.
Same video but I have to post it coz it wont translate well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDcX-hAPa44

At 0.47 Edward sounds so serious talking about that gun.
Seriously laugh my head off :P

I have more to come dont worry!

alastair_doom

*couldn't find the exact wording, but....

Holly Willoughby [to Jedward after Lucy is eliminated]: Do you fear a backlash?
One of Jedward: What’s backlash?

suitcasepink

Awww that was so sweet!
Edward was like "ba-backlash?"

They were in some state of shock.
Just laughing off their new video diary, John was talking about all the fan mail and he says something like.
"Okay guys we really appreciate it all but do you think we should wear nametags? Someone sent a card saying I love John with a picture of Edward"
Lmao:P

DancingQueen:)

Great thread
Also loved in the Xtra Factor yesterday when they got dolls of themselves and they were really happy because Britney has a doll of herself aswel, it's great how much fun they're having

Bonavox

Oh oh oh!!! I have one to add!

It was by Dermot, but heavily involved Jeddy:

"The act going home is: John and Edward!"

Good times . . .

dolliemix

Bono Vox wrote: »

Oh oh oh!!! I have one to add!

It was by Dermot, but heavily involved Jeddy:

"The act going home is: John and Edward!"

Good times . . .

Its John and Edward quotes - You're breaking the rules! So your post is invalid :D:D

dolliemix

My favourite moment was when they got the action men last night

They were like two little babies looking at them and trying to make them do funny shapes

suitcasepink

dolliemix wrote: »

My favourite moment was when they got the action men last night

They were like two little babies looking at them and trying to make them do funny shapes

"Look hes doing the matrix pose"
How are we meant to keep going without that?

mental07

"John, save me!!"

During Ghostbusters.

dory

deise_girl wrote: »

Same video but I have to post it coz it wont translate well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDcX-hAPa44

At 0.47 Edward sounds so serious talking about that gun.
Seriously laugh my head off :P

I have more to come dont worry!

During that video one of them says that they always do upbeat songs when they're in the bottom two, because that's the kind of thing that would keep them in or something.
And then tonight they go and do No Matter What! :rolleyes:

suitcasepink

dory wrote: »

During that video one of them says that they always do upbeat songs when they're in the bottom two, because that's the kind of thing that would keep them in or something.
And then tonight they go and do No Matter What! :rolleyes:

But they sung every word like they meant it, it was really from the heart. In a way I agree with you though, if they were to leave why not have their last performance similar to remember them by.

I was hoping thet'd sing "As long as you love me" seems to be one of their fave songs, would have been nice.

Catari Jaguar

mental07 wrote: »

"John, save me!!"

During Ghostbusters.

*Don't be such a baby!*

RxQueen

Cheryl : " where do you see yourself in 15 years time??

John or Edward " EH well i see myself being older"


class!

suitcasepink

emo!! wrote: »

Cheryl : " where do you see yourself in 15 years time??

John or Edward " EH well i see myself being older"


class!

Edward. In their best moments did you see them look at each otehr and laugh at this. Awww!

Auditions, judges: So guys why are you here, whats the dream?
Response:We came to see all the ladies. Cheryl, Dannii and who wouldnt want girls all over screaming the John and Edward.

AfterDusk

I think all the previous posters have taken all my favourite moments!

I don't think Video Diary 6 has been mentioned yet.

"Number 9" - John holds up 7 fingers and quickly fixes them
"I dunno what Oscar is. I think he's some sort of.... breed"

Edward in the XFactor Annual Video - "You can find us on page 30 and.........", *looks across to the next page, as if he couldn't work it out* "31"

They will be sorely missed, weekends won't be the same

Jesus Wept

This video is full of lols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ptd4GFJmg

'I don't want to spend the rest of my life on the left, like what's going-on on the right?!'

MrStuffins

Great thread

Surprised this one hasnt been mentioned

Cant remember it xactly but it was something like

"We like the negative comments so we can get better. It's like if you have a real cool bike, people can tell you it's rubbish and you can make it better"

jd007

The-Rigger wrote: »

This video is full of lols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ptd4GFJmg

'I don't want to spend the rest of my life on the left, like what's going-on on the right?!'

That did not disappoint with lols!!!!:D:D

suitcasepink

Their final X Factor interview But it was good, and the fans are fan-tastic lmao Edward

Im going to find more

suitcasepink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsmqLglQ61k

Awwww :P

suitcasepink

neil2304 wrote: »

Edward in the XFactor Annual Video - "You can find us on page 30 and.........", *looks across to the next page, as if he couldn't work it out* "31"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKyDdu6McH0

1.48 :P Another great video!

Jesus Wept

John says 'At the end of the dayyy' every 20 seconds of every video. lol

MAB83

Haha I hadn't seen any of those video diary things, legends. Even funnier than I originally thought.

suitcasepink

The-Rigger wrote: »

John says 'At the end of the dayyy' every 20 seconds of every video. lol

Look out for Edwards "basically" too. Once he strats saying it, he doesnt stop :P

suitcasepink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGKF0RFE-Pg

From 1.22 it gets good. What on earth is a loyal budgie?? :P
And they get so worked up about their favourite colour lol

Rb

deise_girl wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGKF0RFE-Pg

From 1.22 it gets good. What on earth is a loyal budgie?? :P
And they get so worked up about their favourite colour lol

Lol "Imagine being called Edward".

Fink Goddie

Laughed my ass off at this thread, how could anyone not like John and Edward, they actually do live in Jedwardland, they're so out there. Love them!!!

suitcasepink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RiW2Tm9bQ

Final video diary
Edward is so ditzy though! First they were saying it was week seven and he did the "7" sign with his fingers, but he did it backwards :P
Then John said "okay look to the right" and Edward looked to the left Lol

midlandsmissus

I love how they're so into Britney and the Backstreet boys when most 18 yr old lads wouldnt be seen dead admitting it!

On the extra factor Holly gives them their own John and Edward dolls:
Holly: Well what do you think of them?
John and Edward: (In rapture) Oh my god they're so cool, like Britney and Backstreet boys have their own doll and now we do too.

John and Edward don't look up from the dolls for another 10 mins

Holly: Boys, are you going to to do this interview or just play with the dolls?:
John (Bends the doll backwards) Look he can do the matrix pose!

Holly: (Gives up getting them away from the dolls) So are you going to bring the dolls out on the group performance tomorrow night then?
John: If we're allowed, we dont want to break them.....CRASH (he drops the doll's stand 5 seconds later)

walshb

Great thread and really enjoyed reading thru it. I guess it just highlights why I won't be at all bothered this week tuning in. They really were a breath of fresh air to a pretty average show.

It's hard to believe that Simon and Danni and Chery had those two lads week in and week
out and couldn't see that the X factor was staring straight back at them.

Of all the acts that graced the show, none had what they had. X factor my arse, those
judges don't know the meaning of it.

suitcasepink

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2744709/Jedward-We-want-Stacey-to-win-X-Factor.html
On Sun Talk :P
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2744687/Jedward-backing-for-Thierry-Henry.html
And when they visited the studio

midlandsmissus

This interview with them is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0keJBYmOBtc

Love how they ask them about being caught wth Porn, is Edward blushing there?

Hahaha

Fink Goddie

When asked if they ever argued, John said: "The thing about me and Edward is that we never fight or have any rows because if we ever had a row I'd just be arguing with myself because he's my twin."

suitcasepink

:eek::(
The videos were all deleted!

JP Liz

great thread

midlandsmissus

Ah their new interview with Heatworld is gas, I was seriously laughing away to myself for about 5 mins. My fave bit:

Heatworld: What does night smell like?

John: I think night smells like, it always kinda smells like, you know when you'd go outside and there'd be like....food in the air, and it could be like...steam, just random smells, and you smell and you're like what the hell is that smell.

Edward: And then you can't see because it's night time so then you're like a dog going round the place.

Bless them they never falter when they got asked the stupidest questions!!

Link: http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2009/11/Heatworld-at-the-Jedward-shoot/