Tests Answers LOL

Biggins

I had to laugh at some of the answers mentioned in a papers news article this morning: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229099/Revealed-The-student-howlers-dumbed-exams-pupils.html

For example:
Q. What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
A. Mariah Carey.

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Classic!

Captain Darling

Uggghhhh the Daily Mail....

Pace2008

If the Mail's wondering what's the cause of the nation's perceived idiocy it should start by looking at the quality of the headlines next to the article. I assume the irony will be lost on that rag's typical reader.

mikemac

The title is about dumbed down exams and that students can't handle them.

And every answer is witty and written perfectly.
I'm betting every one of those is fake and some journalist just wrote a few jokes for an article

Very funny all the same

Pace2008

mikemac wrote: »

The title is about dumbed down exams and that students can't handle them.

And every answer is witty and written perfectly.
I'm betting every one of those is fake and some journalist just wrote a few jokes for an article

Very funny all the same

Do you really believe a tabloid journalist would have the ingenuity and abstract imagination to come up with anything like that?

krudler

No way they're real, bunch of Daily Fail "journalists" got together and decided to drum up a bit of scandal about how the system is failing the stupid kids, notice how the handwriting is perfect, all use good grammar and spelling, if nothing else the UK is raising some comedians with pitch perfect comedy answers for things

God I hate the Mail, if you read it, you're an idiot

also these answers have been doing the rounds bis email for years, typical Daily Fail propoganda masquerading as news

Biggins

krudler wrote: »

...God I hate the Mail, if you read it, you're an idiot

...but... but... its a great funny comic!

Pace2008

Biggins wrote: »

...but... but... its a great funny comic!

I don't think anyone's ever been hounded out of their home over something that was printed in the Beano.

Jay P

Lol, he called the Daily Mail a newspaper!

wudangclan

LMAO :D

chopperbyrne

We were asked to describe a point in history when people were discriminated against based on their race or ethnic origin.

I described how the Ewoks of Endor were discriminated against by the Galactic Empire based on their ethnic origin.

My religion teacher gave me an F. When I asked her why she said she asked for a point in history and that happens in the future.

I then pointed out that it clearly states it happened "A long time ago...".

She changed my grade to an A!

petes

Always reminds me of this one

http://beconfused.com/images/2007/04/Homework-Find-x-Here-it-is.gif

Wertz

Faked definitely. Some of them I've heard as jokes before...eg signing of declaration of independence...at the bottom.

It's a wee bit rich the DM preaching about dumbing down when they're one of the main culprits for it along with their tabloid stablemates...

bluto63

Expand (x + y) I've seen before as well. I f*ckin hate the Daily Mail

Cupcake_Crisis

I lol'd especially at the one about the mobile phone masts

Sofaspud

I've gotten all of these before in an email, but I'm fairly sure they were in different handwriting.

Terry Cotta

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-english-mistakes-bloopers/funny-english-student-mistakes/unny-test-answers.html

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/student-mistakes-science.html

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/church-bible-mistakes.html

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/history-mistakes.html

marko91

i dont think they are real but they all made me laugh:pac::pac:

gubbie

It's funny because it's geeky...

AckwelFoley

bluto63 wrote: »

Expand (x + y) I've seen before as well. I f*ckin hate the Daily Mail

i didnt follow the link, so i dont know if its on there, but i love the one where it shows a math paper and askes the student to "find x"

The student circles the "x" and puts an arrow to it and writes "X is there"

lol


edit.. this one http://www.guzer.com/pictures/findx.jpg

Mrmoe

I enjoyed that, that book is on my Christmas list.:)

not bakunin

Pace2008 wrote: »

Do you really believe a tabloid journalist would have the ingenuity and abstract imagination to come up with anything like that?

Yes. Tabloid journalism requires great wit and guile.

Capt'n Midnight

How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises
Stephen Fry

And visa versa.

citizen_p

lol where do people known as malays come from...


malaria

ElaElaElano

Idiocy? These kids are fúcking hilarious.

'Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic'

'Two polar bears, four seals'.

Get them contracts at RTÉ pronto.

Keogg

If they were real (although they're probably not) then its probably just students trying to be funny, not actually being retarded!:)
Please write down stupid answers to easy questions all the time, nobody needs to write a newspaperrandom article about it. Stupid Daily Fail.:pac:

smegmar

from memory:

Q. What is the cause of wind

A. Wind is air that's in a hurry somewhere, maybe it's late for work

brummytom

Q. Assess Fashion House plc's choice to locate its factory nea Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?

A. No. People from Birmingham aren't very fashionable.

Well I never :mad:

*takes off anorak*

tech77

Insurgent wrote: »

Always reminds me of this one

http://beconfused.com/images/2007/04/Homework-Find-x-Here-it-is.gif

That's priceless.

fedor.2.

amanda1511 wrote: »

Can someone please give me some examples why readers are so much more important than writers in newspapers,
have a test tomorrow and this will most likely come up!!!!

GTFO

--LOS--

if those answers are real they don't read stupid to me

TimeToShine

fedor.2. wrote: »

GTFO

You forgot tits!

Tar.Aldarion

lmao loving them, the cows one ahaaa