Dear Santa

carolinespring

I was just thinking it might be a bit of fun to post our letters to Santa here.

I am still thinking about my list and will post my letter ASAP.

Looking forward to reading lots of funny and interesting letters.


So here we go...

Dear Santa,

My name is........ and I have been very good. This year I would like.......

Bonito

carolinespring wrote: »

I was just thinking it might be a bit of fun to post our letters to Santa here.

I am still thinking about my list and will post my letter ASAP.

Looking forward to reading lots of funny and interesting letters.


So here we go...

Dear Santa,

My name is........ and I have been very good. This year I would like.......

Why don't we get fun threads like this?

I'll get the ball rolling.

Dear Santa,

My name is John and I have been very good. This year I would like a new laptop as I didn't receive present last year (probably because I said I didn't want anything) and i think i deserve something nice this year maybe some new clothes too.

Thank you,

John "big inner child" Courtney

Nervous Wreck

Dear Santa,

My name is N. Wreck and I have been very, very bold . This year I would like a promise that next year will be as good as this one. I'll do my best to make it happen myself but I suppose a drop in petrol prices and even more drinks promos around town couldn't hurt. And get somethin for yourself.

Sincerely,
N.W.

Joey the lips

Dear Santa,

I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!

Love, Joey


Dear Joey,

Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.

Santa



Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?

Your friend, Thomas


Dear Thomas,

All the toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses' asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table.Hey, YOU wanted to know!

Santa

Notorious

Haha! This reminded me of the classic Calvin & Hobbes Christmas letter intro:

Calvin wrote:

Dear Santa, How are you? Well enough chit chat. Let's get down to business. This year I want...

It was most likely followed by a list of WMDs or a heat-seaking missile. I've always loved that strip! :cool:

Cupcake_Crisis

Dear santa

Ive been a very good girl this year and all i ask for in return is a 64g ipod touch mush mush!!

fiona12

Love this thread!

Dear Santa,

My name is Fi and I have been very good (on occasion ), All I want for Chrismas is to find my missing ipod and also just a big lottery win, oh and also a surprise.

Love Fi

PS: Please also if the rain could stop - that'd be brill!

Fago!

Hi Santa.

I've written to you twice now, and still no reply. Now I don't know how they do things in the north pole, but where I come from that's a bit rude.

Maybe you should tell Missus Clause to get her fat a** of your face so you can get some god damned work done.

Santa's little helpers??? Don't get me started on them. Helpers MY ASS!!! WHORE'S MORE LIKE!!!

I've constantly wished for world piece, global happiness and continued good health for all. They're important y'know. But NOOOO!!! Wars continue, anger reigns and worst of all people are still dying Santy!!

Now, I've been a believer for 20 years now and you've never failed to deliver on most things (Thanx for the Skalectrix), but material things don't matter. Life is more important.

So please Santy, for all children people everywhere, don't let us down. Let us continue to believe.

Your's sincerily,

Stephen (Fago)

Bazzy

Dear Santa,

My name is Bazzy and I have been very very very good. This year I would like a doll a drum a kick up the bum and a chase around the table

Nervous Wreck

Dear Santa,

I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
But anyways; fúck it, what's been up man? How's your reindeer?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Rudolph
I read about your wife, Mrs Claus, too; I'm sorry
I had a friend sleep with an elf who was best friends with her husband.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the naughty or nice list you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shít you did with Advent too, that shít was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Nervous




Dear Santa,
You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's fúcked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside of lapland
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering Christmas cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shítty man - you're his biggest Coca-Cola created idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my Father Christmas neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her at scrabble
I can relate to what you're saying in your Christmas songs
so when I have a shítty day, I drift away and put 'em on
See everything you say is real ('ho ho ho' for example),
and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Santa, no one does!
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the nicest boy you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours,
Nervous

P.S. We should wrap our presents together too




Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Children,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
Christmas is getting way too close,
And I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm changing my religion
To one of those ones that don't have a Santa to believe in - Judaism maybe, I haven't decided
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda given that other guy a Christmas present
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you given me a present
Now it's too late - I'm on a total downers now, it's lousy!
And all I wanted was a lousy mountain bike or a Spider-Man action figure
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Santa, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
I know that doesn't make sense cos if you couldn't sleep you wouldn't dream
But I can't help but just scream about it!
I hope your presents fall off the sleigh and you cry n'all!
Shut up bítch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Santa, that's my tickle-me-Elmo screamin in the trunk
I can't turn him off, see I ain't like you
Cause I don't really have the same kinda perspicacity when it comes to toys
I mean how could I? You're SANTA!
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shít out?!


My turkey's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The Christmas snow clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
But the stocking on the wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad....


Dear Nervous,
I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
It's all these bastard presents, ya feel me?
Look, I'm really flattered you like me so much but it's kinda creepy, no?
And here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on a Santa hat
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the lapland thing, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shít intentionally just to diss you
You got some issues Nervous, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls, it's only Christmas
And what's this **** about us meant to wrap our presents together?
That type of shít is weird man; I don't even exist!
I really think you and your tickle-me-Elmo need each other
or maybe you just need to treat it better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Nervous
why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as part of
Whatever religion it is that believes in me: Capitalism or somethin
I seen this one shít on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some moron was drunk and drove his sled into a bin!
and had his Elmo in the trunk, and the batteries had totally run out
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.... it was you
Damn!








Oh god, I really hope someone finds that funny.......

Anna Molly

Dear Santa,
This year I will not be in the country,
However, I shall be seeing your jolly ass in DISNEYLAND.
I hope you can still deliver some b*tchin presents.
I'm good..on occasion and this year I would like;
Some amazing no pants dance action.
Some clothes would be pretty cool [:
All Saints all the way, they're not made in China, but you're magic, make it happen.
Snow would also be pretty cool
Anna Molly. x

Sinall

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

Dear Santa,

I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
But anyways; fúck it, what's been up man? How's your reindeer?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Rudolph
I read about your wife, Mrs Claus, too; I'm sorry
I had a friend sleep with an elf who was best friends with her husband.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the naughty or nice list you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shít you did with Advent too, that shít was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Nervous







Oh god, I really hope someone finds that funny.......

Very funny! Tell me you googled it though and didn't rap it all out yourself??

Nervous Wreck

Sinall wrote: »

Very funny! Tell me you googled it though and didn't rap it all out yourself??

I googled the lyrics and changed them myself... I still have a couple hours to kill before work....

Sinall

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

I googled the lyrics and changed them myself... I still have a couple hours to kill before work....

Wow! Great creativity and even better patience!

Nervous Wreck

Sinall wrote: »

Wow! Great creativity and even better patience!

Haha, I do appreciate the positive spin.

g'em

If you need inspiration you might want to look at Santa's gmail account

Nervous Wreck

g'em wrote: »

If you need inspiration you might want to look at Santa's gmail account

Amazing.

skywards

Dear Santa, I've been remarkably well behaved. I want a pony for christmas. Thanks in advance :P



Am I the only one thats ever noticed 'santa' is just 'satan' rearranged? :pac:

Lia_lia

g'em wrote: »

If you need inspiration you might want to look at Santa's gmail account

Haha, Bono.

stovelid

g'em wrote: »

If you need inspiration you might want to look at Santa's gmail account

Will be a while before I can cleanse the image from my mind of Santa watching specialist elf vids from elfbang.com.

LizT

Dear Santa,

I've been good(ish) this year! All I want for Christmas is a Mulberry bag...

Yours,
In hope,
Elizabeth!

Little Acorn

Dear Santa,
I know I can rarely be bothered to straighten my hair,but if you could get me one of these:

http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/purple.JPG

I promise to never leave the house with scruffy hair again!


Also if you could get me one of these I would be better at saving money to buy friends and family presents. :-)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9sAd8BBbuv9AlM:http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/67/7/AAAADJngojUAAAAAAGdxTg.jpg

ps.(Brilliant thread OP, I should have a few more santa lists to follow. :-) )

Little Acorn

Dear Santa,
If you can't sort me out with the GHD, I would be more than happy to compromise for this

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414DflCWdxL.jpg


or this:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:CH85Nhso6dvCuM:http://contractphonepricesuk.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/b3310-pink-1.jpg.


Failing that, a litre bottle of bacardi and a nice scarf will suffice.

save_our_socks

Dear Santa,
Please please please can you get me into my Postgrad course next year and pay for it too?
If not can you get me a Zune HD (really don't want to settle for a 32g Ipod touch) Im sure Bill Gates has plently lying around.....
And can you get the elves to fix my car? My idiot of a brother crashed it.

Thanks,
Socks x

Blush_01

Dear Santa,

Blush here, how've you been? Me, I've been really good, all the time. ALL the time. Not to labour the point, but I'm definitely on the nice list, right, so I think you and I should have a small chat.

I'm not really demanding, and I don't want anything material this year. I know you'll be happy to hear that.

This year I need some direction - no maps or Sat Navs though please. Failing direction, drive would really hit the spot.

I know you can sort me out, and you know I make pretty amazing mince pie, so maybe we can hook eachother up?

Best of luck with all the preparations for the long journey - let me know if I can help!

Blush.

Anna Molly

ha.

Dear Santa,
Lets cut the sh*t, you like giving presents, and this is what I want;

• A nice new Fris Company Bag
• Some Illamasqua Make up, you're magic, you know what I like
• Some All Saints Clothes
• A FAKE leather jacket would be sweet.
• Some amazing Irregular Choice shoes
• A million euro
• Lipo!

Lovely chatting to ya,
Anna.

Mackleton

Dear Santa,

I'm not going to pretend that I've been good for ALL of the past year, but there must be some points for trying right?

So for all my trying I'd like:

A list of twelve books, which being magic you already know!
A new watch
A pair of Lubiton pumps
Couple of DS games
Few choice items from American Apparel and Urban Outfitters
Comedy DVDs

Cheers Santy!

A.

minidazzler

Dear Santa,

How's it going? Remember that Jameson I gave you last year? Yeah, well I need some stuff from you now.

I have been good enough this year, sure I have done some pretty fcuked up stuff, but it was mostly in the name of humour. All participants were willing.

I want my damn beard back. I shaved it for Childline because my dad wanted to prove a point. Now I want it back, I don't like looking young, it upsets me and makes me a self deprecating twat rather than the confident-borderline cocky guy I was just a few days ago. Seriously, I shaved it to work FREE at a CHARITY thing.

I also want a pair of nice, preferably designer, glasses. Please let them be in my prescription this time!

Lastly, some beard maintaining kit would be nice, but not essential.

Santa buddy, it's not that much really and it's all stuff I will use. Hook a fella up.

Also, if you can get me a girl who is actually nice for me to cuddle next to with no serious commitment, I will be grateful, though that might be hard to find

Well, thanks if you do it. I'm drinking the whiskey alone if you don't.

Your wingman

Mini.

carolinespring

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year, I worked hard and kept my house clean and tidy at all times.

Thank you for the lovely gifts last year, I really loved the laptop and GHD. This year I would really like if you could make the floods go away as I cant get out of my house, this would be really great as a early present and on the day if it wasnt to much trouble I would love a charm bracelet.

Thanking you in advance,

Caroline x x x

Edgedinblue

Dear santa,

My names Nicole, ive been oddly good this year. No drink or anything like that. I've even learnt how to drive, nearly killing that biddy didnt count, she ran out all by herself!! ...so i want my new mini cooper please! black with chequered roof and wing mirrors, and white stripes on the bonnet!

thankies! ive even left ya a whiskey out and a carrot for rudolf!

nicole.

princess-lala

Dear Santa,

Ive been really good this year, being good to my mam all the time, not going out really.

This one is gonna be quiet in my house so all I want is a new phone, and a peaceful crimbo with no rows please, I know your magic so you can do this for me

Oh and maybe get my bro and sis in law over for dinner cause maybe then we can sit like a family for dinner just the once - maybe even then my dad might join the table :eek: highly unlikely but you could try

Thanks in advance

lala

Ps maybe you could get me a lil surprise for my stocking

pikachucheeks

Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I would like a game of Cluedo and some new Mac powder (My compact broke in my bag at this ladies' lounge beers over the weekend!).
A bag of Haribo would also be nice.

Please knock before coming into my house - none of this chimney business - otherwise, I'll assume you're an intruder and try to kick-box your face in.
A stranger coming into your house at night, it's a frightening thought - even if he is there to give you presents!

MizzLolly

Dear Santa,

my name is Lolly and this year I would like my very own pole. I'd also a free gym membership.

Thanks

shellyboo

Dear Santa,

My name is Michelle and I have been unusually good this year. So far, anyway. I know you know my birthday is at Christmas time and that it sucks, so I hope you'll take that into consideration and spoil me all the more with lovely presents :P

This year, I would like a shiny new MacBook, and an iPhone as well. I'll leave you out some birthday cake and champagne as per usual

Thank you please!

pikachucheeks

shellyboo wrote: »

This year, I would like a shiny new MacBook, and an iPhone as well. I'll leave you out some birthday cake and champagne as per usual

:eek:

I want to be you, to get the MacBook and iPhone, but I also want to be Santa for the cake and champagne!

What a hard one to call!

minidazzler

MizzLolly wrote: »

Dear Santa,

my name is Lolly and this year I would like my very own pole. I'd also a free gym membership.

Thanks

Actually, I'd like to amend mine for all of this!! Discovered recently I am class on the pole, might as well get really good at it!

MizzLolly

minidazzler wrote: »

Actually, I'd like to amend mine for all of this!! Discovered recently I am class on the pole, might as well get really good at it!

....



/Lolly recognises competition...



/Lolly greases Mini's pole...


... Muhahahhahaha




lemme see your moves mini!



You'd be down in a flash like humpty dumpty..hehhee :pac:

Will

Dear Santa,

How are you keeping? Hope Mrs. Clause is doing ok after her recent bout of swine flu. I will have some milk and cookies by the mantle piece for you. However if you deliver my requests I shall replace the milk and cookies with an alcoholic beverage of your choice (I'm aware you like jameson) and a hot meal of your liking. If you go above and beyond the call of duty I will even leave stuff for your reindeer.

Bare this in mind my festively plump friend.

Now down to business;

2 cdj 1000 mk3's with djm 500 mixer.
15" macbook pro
Specialized P2 trials bike.

Also keep in mind I know where you live, have pictures of your residence and all it's inhabitants (minus your elves but including reindeer).

I would be happy with any of the 3 on my list, but remember the more you give, the more you receive in return. As an added incentive I will even have some ear muffs out for the reindeer, a nice quilt (high tog count) and a few pillows for you and a bottle of champagne for the missus.

I trust we both know where we stand, as I've been a very good boy all year. Check your list twice, I know my name is there in the good list.

See you early on the 25th, I will be sitting by the fire in my dressing gown... waiting. Mince pies will be freely available by the way.

Sincerely,

Will.

Creamy Goodness

Love the way people are getting non make up mac products .

Dear Santa,

since my family does Kris kindle with a 100 euro limit and I know you're not real and I have noone else to spend my disposible I shall just spend my christmas bonus on myself and get a new camera body. Anything left over will go in the car fund.

I will however leave pie out. But I'm gonna close my eyes and go *nyom* *nyom* *nyom* and if you get eaten it's your own fault.

we'llallhavetea_old

dear santy,

please, please, please can i have a well-endowed, energetic, handsome, funny man in his mid to late twenties for christmas this year? one that can be made to disappear when i want him to, and reappear at bedtime.

love
we'llallhavetea

shellyboo

pikachucheeks wrote: »

:eek:

I want to be you, to get the MacBook and iPhone, but I also want to be Santa for the cake and champagne!

What a hard one to call!

Hehe, that's Christmas Eve morning in my house... cake and champers for brekkie :P

Chances of me getting an MacBook OR an iPhone are slim to none, however!

Creamy Goodness

i wouldn't say no to a new macbook pro, although i'd prefer a mac pro with 2x30inch cinema display, but the only way of obtaining that sort of money is to go gay with steve jobs i ain't willing to go gay with steve jobs (or anyone for that matter).

i wouldn't say no to a iphone 3G S either just in case my one breaks

Novella

Dear Santa,

I haven't been so good this year. I dropped out of college, yes, again, and I didn't go to work for about two months 'cause I was feelin' a bit blue after hitting the big 2-0!

Anyway, I already wrote my super mammy a big list of things I would like. She said I have delusions of self grandeur 'cause I asked for some Chanel nail varnish. In reality, I am perfectly content with everything I have. (Refer to afforementioned super mammy! She will actually buy that nail varnish!)

Tbph, I'd like a brand spanking new car. I've never felt the same about Anabelle since Joey sat on her and left a big dent in the bonnet. I feel she is damaged goods now and a '10 Mini would not go astray! I did, afterall, pass the ole driving test this year, third time's a charm and all that!

I know I used to think cars were as light as feathers ('cause the tyres are full of air and air doesn't feel heavy at all) but I realise the truth now, so if Rudolf and the gang don't feel up to lugging one half way 'round the world, feel free to e-mail me and I'll point you in the direction of a nice man up the road who'll sort you out!

Thanks for reading this, Santa! I'll try be better next year but no promises.

Love and kisses,
Novella xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (lol)

Anna Molly

Novella wrote: »

Dear Santa,

I haven't been so good this year. I dropped out of college, yes, again, and I didn't go to work for about two months 'cause I was feelin' a bit blue after hitting the big 2-0!

Anyway, I already wrote my super mammy a big list of things I would like. She said I have delusions of self grandeur 'cause I asked for some Chanel nail varnish. In reality, I am perfectly content with everything I have. (Refer to afforementioned super mammy! She will actually buy that nail varnish!)

Tbph, I'd like a brand spanking new car. I've never felt the same about Anabelle since Joey sat on her and left a big dent in the bonnet. I feel she is damaged goods now and a '10 Mini would not go astray! I did, afterall, pass the ole driving test this year, third time's a charm and all that!

I know I used to think cars were as light as feathers ('cause the tyres are full of air and air doesn't feel heavy at all) but I realise the truth now, so if Rudolf and the gang don't feel up to lugging one half way 'round the world, feel free to e-mail me and I'll point you in the direction of a nice man up the road who'll sort you out!

Thanks for reading this, Santa! I'll try be better next year but no promises.

Love and kisses,
Novella xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (lol)

Hahaha I was reading this and laughing uncontrollably, then I relized it was you. Getting very posh with the Chanel nail varnish love, what happened Penny's finest???

Novella

Anna Molly wrote: »

Hahaha I was reading this and laughing uncontrollably, then I relized it was you. Getting very posh with the Chanel nail varnish love, what happened Penny's finest???

Haha, oh, good to hear I haven't lost my sparkling comedic streak just yet!!

Eh, someone else is paying?! I'm usually a Rimmel nail varnish girl anyway, don't make me look cheap on the interweb haha!!!:rolleyes:

Anna Molly

Novella wrote: »

Dear Santa,

I haven't been so good this year. I dropped out of college, yes, again, and I didn't go to work for about two months 'cause I was feelin' a bit blue after hitting the big 2-0!

Anyway, I already wrote my super mammy a big list of things I would like. She said I have delusions of self grandeur 'cause I asked for some Chanel nail varnish. In reality, I am perfectly content with everything I have. (Refer to afforementioned super mammy! She will actually buy that nail varnish!)

Tbph, I'd like a brand spanking new car. I've never felt the same about Anabelle since Joey sat on her and left a big dent in the bonnet. I feel she is damaged goods now and a '10 Mini would not go astray! I did, afterall, pass the ole driving test this year, third time's a charm and all that!

I know I used to think cars were as light as feathers ('cause the tyres are full of air and air doesn't feel heavy at all) but I realise the truth now, so if Rudolf and the gang don't feel up to lugging one half way 'round the world, feel free to e-mail me and I'll point you in the direction of a nice man up the road who'll sort you out!

Thanks for reading this, Santa! I'll try be better next year but no promises.

Love and kisses,
Novella xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (lol)

Novella wrote: »

Haha, oh, good to hear I haven't lost my sparkling comedic streak just yet!!

Eh, someone else is paying?! I'm usually a Rimmel nail varnish girl anyway, don't make me look cheap on the interweb haha!!!:rolleyes:

Ha forgive me.
I was in RI today and I didn't see you, bummer.

To keep on topic..
Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

Raze_them_all

Dear Santa,

My name is Raze_them_all and I have been very good compared to other years. This year I would like Tattoo vouchers cos It's a bleeding expensive thing working towards a body suit. Also if you could see yer way into nicking my mates dirt bike I'd be well appreciative of it as he won't sell it to me even though he's to cheap to get a new chain for it. Also If you can magically make my walk around weight drop to 74kg I wouldn't mind if you ignored my other two requests.

Oh also in case my grandad doesn't write his list, if you can make his chemo be super succesful after xmas I'd be ok with you ignoring my presents. Otherwise I hear reindeer taste great.

Please make the smart decisions.
Signed Raze_them_all

Anna Molly

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Oh also in case my grandad doesn't write his list, if you can make his chemo be super succesful after xmas I'd be ok with you ignoring my presents. [/QUOTE]

I'll add that to my list too

earcandi

Dear Santa

This year I've been quite well behaved.. apart from drinking far too much and skipping college most days - which I believe are behaviours to be expected of me anyway.

Anyway, down to business. Since I'm now masquerading as a grown up, I'd please like you to pay my rent for the month of December, and the ESB bill while you're at it. Also, I'd quite like my rabbit neutered please, he's mad for humping everything and it's very inappropriate.

Thank you Santa,

Joey the lips

Novella wrote: »

Dear Santa,

I haven't been so good this year. I dropped out of college, yes, again, and I didn't go to work for about two months 'cause I was feelin' a bit blue after hitting the big 2-0!

Anyway, I already wrote my super mammy a big list of things I would like. She said I have delusions of self grandeur 'cause I asked for some Chanel nail varnish. In reality, I am perfectly content with everything I have. (Refer to afforementioned super mammy! She will actually buy that nail varnish!)

Tbph, I'd like a brand spanking new car. I've never felt the same about Anabelle since Joey sat on her and left a big dent in the bonnet. I feel she is damaged goods now and a '10 Mini would not go astray! I did, afterall, pass the ole driving test this year, third time's a charm and all that!

I know I used to think cars were as light as feathers ('cause the tyres are full of air and air doesn't feel heavy at all) but I realise the truth now, so if Rudolf and the gang don't feel up to lugging one half way 'round the world, feel free to e-mail me and I'll point you in the direction of a nice man up the road who'll sort you out!

Thanks for reading this, Santa! I'll try be better next year but no promises.

Love and kisses,
Novella xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (lol)

Now this is very funny. I might just buy you the car for this laugh. Third time on driving test might be third time in collage.

Best of luck its not in failing that is the shame its never trying in the first place....Ok thats a pile of shhh rubbish. all the best.

pow wow

Dear Santa

My name is pow wow and relatively speaking I've been pretty good this year. For Christmas I'd like my special boy back, but you first need to bestow on him the gift of recognition that he did in fact act the scumbag and did the wrong thing.

Mince pies etc. where they usually are.

PW