Surprising the boyfriend

lazygal

Hi guys,
I decided this would probably be the best place for my question. I'll get straight down to it. My boyfriend is going away for a week with the guys and I'm thinking of giving him a night to remember before he flies out. I asked him if he'd like me to do anything in particular (not just boudour-wise!) but he's a bit useless at thinking of things so I thought the best plan of action would be to give him a big surprise.
Now I need some ideas from men with more imagaination than my boyfriend. I am thinking of the whole night, from when I open the door until when he leaves for the airport.
Please help! Thanks!

Teferi

Can I ask why you are doing it the night before he goes away? Is it because you are scared he will be playing away from home while away?

Tefral

Fair play OP. Im sure you know by now that us men a simple creatures.

Cook him a steak dinner (im presuming he eats meat) and well a BJ would work too;)

That to be honest would be a great night for me:D


I know ya said not just the bedroom but realistically time wise from the time ye get home from work or what ever and the time ya have the dinner cooked and all that it would be late.

Couple of cans of his favourite beer thrown in there would work too.

(hope the missus sees this some day.)

LD 50

I'm gonna let my imagination go wild here;

A nicely cooked steak is always good, and fairly easy to cook up. Or something else he like would be good. Don't give him head yet. While I can see that the combo would be good, I'd prefer to savour both of them seperately, and completly.
Maybe find some good aphrodesiacs, throw them in. Oysters, or bull testicle!

After dinner, throw on a dvd, something he'll like, but not a favourite. Crank the heat a little, and during the film say your warm or something and whip off a coupla layers. Show a little skin, it'll get him thinking more about you, and not so much the film. If you've any sexy underwear or lingerie, have it on underneath so he sees it. Now give him the BJ(or whatever else you want). He'll be caught between the film and you.(actually, no he won't!) Don't finish, a whenever you want then, tell him you're going to bed. Not that you're tired, that may give him a wrong signal and he could stay on the couch. Maybe throw your bra or something on him if he's not quick off the couch. Head to the bedroom, with him in tow like a lovestruck drooling puppy and finish what you started.

As for the sex, he should be a horny as a........ thing thats horny. But take it nice and slow. Striptease, light touching getting gradually heavier. use your mouth, kiss him up and down him, that sorta stuff. Then drag him off the bed into a random room(kitchen/sitting room/bathroom) and have him **** your brains out till you both collapse on the floor.

At least thats how I'd see it pan out were it to happen to me.

congo_90

Bring on a nice steak! *drools*

As others have said maybe sit down and chill watch a film or something.. Invite him upstairs but get him in the mood if you catch my drift.

If you have an ensuite in your room your set!

Slip into something lacey and sexy... Make it a night of hot passion and maybe try out some new positions he's been hinting at....

Best of lick er... I mean luck to you

brendansmith

Your boyfriend sounds as unimaginative as me.

Therefore my advice is get him some beers and hold back on the stupid questions and telling him about your day and he will be delighted.

davmol

BBQ chicken wings to start.
Steak in pepper sauce dinner
profiteroles for dessert

Let him chill on the sofa and digest it all.Bring him beers.After a few beers watching a programme of his choice nick off to the bedroom and put on a black lace outfit 4 sizes too small.
Drop to your knees and give him a BJ,DO NOT remove the can from his hand,allow him to drink as you drink!!

Follow up l8r with more sex ,you being the instigator and doing all the work.Let him do whatever he wants dont say no........He'll be happy and wont look at another chick,he might even be looking forward to gettingback to you;)

rivermetimbers

have u any sisters OP?? very thoughtful woman...

as for suggestions, anal:)

lazygal

Thanks for replies-wow, steak and beer, what a combination!!!
To one poster, have a sister but she's not as thoughtful a wimmin as me!
When I asked my boyf what he'd like all he said is "naked Lazygal with beer" but I think a bit more planning is required.
I think I will be steak shopping. And beer shopping. Have all the lingerie ready to go!:D

Edit: just remembered all the BJ suggestions.....I am not that naive but never thought they would go down so well....pun very much intended

Sofiztikated

Before I read the replies, I was thinking, mmm Steak and Beer.

And LD 50's plan is a good'un. Go with that.

And top it off with waking him up in the morning, with another BJ. Then you're a topper.

Swampy

Can you include bacon in there somewhere.

link Bacon Bikini

http://thesop.org/food/2009/04/06/bacon-bikini-bicini

Edit: also buy him an xbox with MW2 and let him play it.

D

1. Feed him.
2. Shag him.
3. Leave him alone.

LD 50

Off topic I know, but just want to say. I quite liked spending time with my girlfriend, talking and hanging out together. So I don't get why people are saying the OP should just feed him and please him, then leave him alone. Whats the point of being with that person in that case, other than the sex.

lazygal

Hi LD 50, you softy ,
I have to say my boyfriend loves cuddles after getting jiggy-more than I do, I'm happy to roll over and sleep but he's the one wanting to engage in post-coital chit chat.
This is why I want to give him a Lazygal surprise-cos he's lovely and attentive and always doing stuff to make me happy-I want him to see I can be as thoughtful for him as he is for me (he even sat through the X Factor, FFS!!!) and make him the centre of our happy time (cos he's usually focused on me ).
Your idea was great-I thing I'll be using lots of those points-I never realised meat (he does like it vvv rare) and a can of Carlsberg could make a man so happy. He is usually very much not the shag me and roll over type, which is why I want to treat him to some good times!


PS: WHAT IS MW2? remember, Im a wimmin.

discobeaker

I like cuddles too but then again im a "cuddley sleeper"!!!! I think you should try to pimp out your lazygirl sister to us fellow boards members! She might appreciate it.

As a suprise you could grow a penis!!!! That would suprise the fook out of him

funk-you

T-Bone or Fillet steak, pepper sauce, chunky wedges and ice (I really mean it) ice cold beers. Pint glass dipped in water and put in the freezer too. BJ and a funny/action DVD where he doesn't have to use his mind. Let him sit around pantless (encourage this) with the heating on full blast. Tell him you're going for a shower and come back down in sexy lingerie with a bottle of baby oil in your hand and give him a massage. I'm sure you can take it from there.

-Funk

EDIT: How to cook the perfect steak:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/real_food/article4057638.ece

Mr. Presentable

Blow him, feed him, and let him have the PS3 for the night.

meriwether

D wrote: »

1. Feed him.
2. Shag him.
3. Leave him alone.

There are people in charge of countries and systematically important global financial behemoths who don't have the presence of mind, clarity of thinking and intellectual acumen that you possess.

Bravo sir.

If you don't have some sort of high falluting job with a swivel chair, red telephone and a drinks cabinet gehind you built into an oak pannelled wall, then, well, I don't know.

seanybiker

spicest dominos pizza you can get. Nuff said.

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winston82

If you want him to have a great, unforgettable night then let him go out with lads. If he brings a chick home you should either join in or fcuk off out the bed
And just for the record, if he says he loves cuddles - he's full of sh1t

54kroc

LD 50 wrote: »

Off topic I know, but just want to say. I quite liked spending time with my girlfriend, talking and hanging out together. So I don't get why people are saying the OP should just feed him and please him, then leave him alone. Whats the point of being with that person in that case, other than the sex.

Give it time and you'll learn.

Jesus Wept

meriwether wrote: »

There are people in charge of countries and systematically important global financial behemoths who don't have the presence of mind, clarity of thinking and intellectual acumen that you possess.

Bravo sir.

If you don't have some sort of high falluting job with a swivel chair, red telephone and a drinks cabinet gehind you built into an oak pannelled wall, then, well, I don't know.

lol! Great post.

High 5...

grenache

OP - if you're curious, find yourself a girl and give your man a threesome.

Fracture

grenache wrote: »

OP - if you're curious, find yourself a girl and give your man a threesome.

Damn it! i was gonna say that!

Seriously tho, cook him up a nice dinner (has to be steak), have a few drinks, throw on some nice lengerie and get to work on him in the bedroom, but wait! the door bell is gonna ring! throw on a night gown or whatever and answer the door, then when you come back into the bedroom you have a friend with you. would be the best night ever!

thegoodlife

Seriously a 3sum would be unreal infact if you do that I don't think he'll want to leave you(s) the next mornin.

Sofiztikated

In all honesty, a threesome would probably NOT be the best idea, especially if she is feeling at all that he may stray.

While most of us menz think its the best thing since sliced batch, pleasing one wimmenz is hard enough, so why would you want 2 pissed at you?

Fracture

Sofiztikated wrote: »

In all honesty, a threesome would probably NOT be the best idea, especially if she is feeling at all that he may stray.

While most of us menz think its the best thing since sliced batch, pleasing one wimmenz is hard enough, so why would you want 2 pissed at you?

viagra?

Sofiztikated

Fracture wrote: »

viagra?

Ah, so a medically induced erection should solve all our problems?

Eh, no. Also, Viagra, the last I checked, is a prescription drug. So, you're advising abusing a prescription medication?

LD 50

There's plenty of products out there that aren't prescription. That is, if you really need it.

Sofiztikated

LD 50 wrote: »

There's plenty of products out there that aren't prescription. That is, if you really need it.

But the issues with her providing himself with a threesome go way beyond him keeping a stiffy. Thats what I was trying to get at.

lazygal

Hi again gentlemen!
Ummmm well, a threesome is not on the cards. Or the use of "chemical enhancements".

But I would like some further advice, if I may! He is a heinikan man (sp? not a beer drinker) but I would like to add to the surprise (this Friday:D) with a fancy brew. What do drinkers of vitamin H also partake of? And as the for the steak, fillet or sirloin? Or should I go all out with a kobe?

Or, if not beer any other exotic beverage suggestions also welcome, as are starters.....I am dessert!!
Cheers!

Fracture

lazygal wrote: »

Hi again gentlemen!
And as the for the steak, fillet or sirloin? Or should I go all out with a kobe?

Or, if not beer any other exotic beverage suggestions also welcome, as are starters.....I am dessert!!
Cheers!

Sirlion.

I like the sound of the dessert. Anyway......pics?

thegoodlife

well how did it go?

Jesus Wept

lazygal wrote: »

And as the for the steak, fillet or sirloin? Or should I go all out with a kobe?

Hedge your bets with a tasty t-bone.

My god I'm hungry now.

keane2097

Fracture wrote: »

Sirlion.

Over fillet!?

*facepalm*

KarmaGarda

keane2097 wrote: »

Over fillet!?

*facepalm*

I'd have to agree. Sirloin is tastier. Fillet just has a nicer texture. I've tried and tested all cuts, and I'll continue to do so solely for the good of this thread.

How did you get on OP? Or did your surprise work too well and ye're still playing hide and seek with a sausage?

lazygal

Hi guys,
I am planning all this for next Friday, so will update when he has had the pleasure of my company.

I am torn between sirloin, fillet or a t-bone, I think maybe fillet because he likes his steak very, very, very blue.

Any suggestions for a special beer? Or other beverage?

Thanks!

KarmaGarda

lazygal wrote: »

Hi guys,
I am planning all this for next Friday, so will update when he has had the pleasure of my company.

I am torn between sirloin, fillet or a t-bone, I think maybe fillet because he likes his steak very, very, very blue.

Any suggestions for a special beer? Or other beverage?

Thanks!

Ah! Thought it was friday gone.

I highly recommend Leffe Blonde, it's a cracker if into the belgian beers. But only if he likes these beers.

If he likes his steak very very blue, then a nice thick fillet would probably rock the house big style.

thegoodlife

If your looking for a nice rare beer you could try cobra or tiger beer you should be able to pick them up in supervalu, but he might not like them...

sos33

dont forget a bottle of champers for after dinner,can be poured anywhere;),
if carlsberg did girlfriends.......:D:D

lazygal

Hi guys!
Well, its d-day tomorrow, I've decided to go for large sirloin steaks (good butcher near me) and not to mess with his love for Heiniken-but I did get a mug you can freeze, so I guess thats good? And lots of cheese, which he is also very partial to. I have also laid in a store of movies with lots of explosions and WW11 themes.
One last question. Answer the door in lingerie or naked? Have discussed dilemma with the girls, half say give him a BIG surprise and go naked, other half say give him something to do in terms of taking it off.
And I have decided to let him decided when and where he wants the action. He's a good bloke, is Mr Lazygal so I think he deserves a treat.

mikemac

lazygal wrote: »

say give him something to do in terms of taking it off.

I'd go with this, anticipation is half the fun

lazygal wrote: »

He's a good bloke, is Mr Lazygal so I think he deserves a treat.

A lucky bloke indeed.
I won't post advice, LD 50 said everything needed to be said on Page 1

Report back here Saturday with the report

FearDark

Fair play to you OP, I thought my gf was one in a million theres obviously two of ye out there!

LD 50

lazygal wrote: »

Hi guys!
Well, its d-day tomorrow, I've decided to go for large sirloin steaks (good butcher near me) and not to mess with his love for Heiniken-but I did get a mug you can freeze, so I guess thats good? And lots of cheese, which he is also very partial to. I have also laid in a store of movies with lots of explosions and WW11 themes.
One last question. Answer the door in lingerie or naked? Have discussed dilemma with the girls, half say give him a BIG surprise and go naked, other half say give him something to do in terms of taking it off.
And I have decided to let him decided when and where he wants the action. He's a good bloke, is Mr Lazygal so I think he deserves a treat.

Indeed he must be.
Tough choice here. Naked, or in lingerie? I'd recommend in lingerie, perhaps with a sultry "whenever, wherever" when he gets there. That way he'll either be thinking about you completly before hand, or he'll take you right there. I know i would. (just make sure you remember to close the door if he does) In that case, have something nearby that you can change into after, lingerie again if you want to stay with the theme.

And have a few condoms stashed around to. It can really ruin a moment if one of you has to run off to get them.

lazygal

Report:
Lingerie clad girl holding frozen mug of beer + sirloin steaks and all the trimmings + more beer + some good lovin' = one very very very very very very very happy man

the_syco

lazygal wrote: »

Report:
Lingerie clad girl holding frozen mug of beer + sirloin steaks and all the trimmings + more beer + some good lovin' = one very very very very very very very happy man

Good to hear. He's one very lucky man

Chucky the tree

Should have brought over your best looking female friend after his steak for a 3some tbh.

Podman

yeah, food and beer.

Swampy wrote: »

Can you include bacon in there somewhere.

link Bacon Bikini

http://thesop.org/food/2009/04/06/bacon-bikini-bicini

I can see your rasher

Agent Smith

lazygal wrote: »

Report:
Lingerie clad girl holding frozen mug of beer + sirloin steaks and all the trimmings + more beer + some good lovin' = one very very very very very very very happy man

We Really Are Very simple to please, arent we.





(not that thats a bad thing...)

Only saw this thread now, you sound like a pretty cool lady, fair play to you, of course himself is no doubt a decent chap and deserved the treat. Anyway I would have advised that you dress up in a nurse, secretary outfit or whatever he is into for the meal. Too late now though, when is he back ?