Dear Santa....

Khannie

So what would you like from Santa this Christmas?

Me: Actually, I'm not so sure this year. I more or less have all the big things that I want. I'd give my left arm for two days in the house on my own to watch all the stuff on the big screen that I have built up over the last while.

minidazzler

Dear Santy,

My name is Gavin, I've been a very good boy this year nad have hurt nobody too bad emotionally.

I've been good to my mammy, my daddy, my sisters and my brother.

I don't want a lot for christmas just to be happy. And I want the same for all in the world.

What will make me happy is; A hot blonde with big boob's, child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass.

Failing that, a durty durty girl will do me perfectly fine so long as she is adventurous.

I promise that if I get this I will leave you out a bottle of Johnny Walker Red on Christmas morning, I know you don't drink milk!!!

Mini.

Snowie

42 inch plasma please.

hamrog

PS3 and the time to play it.

Red Hand

A foreign holiday...somewhere foreign. Never been on one. Though looks like it will 2010 before I do anything about it.

Fajitas!

A new pair of specs.

And...

A Polaroid 195... Or a converted Polaroid 110A.

/rubs knees

Snowie

Fajitas! wrote: »

A new pair of specs.


/rubs knees

dude may i recomend a pair of oakley's there specs are awesome and they dont full of

Fajitas!

They're a bit too 'active' for my liking

Khannie

Fajitas! wrote: »

A new pair of specs.

Oh yes. I'd like some new specs.

Ideally I'd really like the laser but I don't think santa delivers laser eye surgery.

Fajitas!

I can't handle contacts, nevermind the idea of the laser - Yick!

Claasman

A h2a visa for the states would be nice...

Will

Dear Santa,

I would give you two thumbs up Fonzy style if you delivered either of these two items;

15" Macbook pro or
2 CDJ 1000's MK3 (with seperate mixer (djm 800?)

Yours awesomely,

Will

Herbal Deity

Arduino, thanks.

Dord

Dear Santa,

I'd like a 1950's Gibson ES-225T for christmas please.

Dord

Stheno

Fajitas! wrote: »

I can't handle contacts, nevermind the idea of the laser - Yick!

I can handle the contacts but the thoughts of my eye being clamped open while I watch a laser type light approaching to burn off my eyeballs is beyond me :eek:

Have nothing I really want for Christmas, I tend to get myself what I want at any given time, makes me occasionally (very very very occasionally) feel sorry for the bf.

Then I remember I've him, and two teenagers to buy for, and any feeling of sympathy vanishes.:D

DM_7

Some **** Off speakers to connect to my MP3 Player. Perfect for playing classical music when my neighbours play dance music.

Madame Razz

Dear Santa,

Please bring the Mr Razz a job in Galway. That would be nothing short of perfect.

A new back and couple of grand magically appearing in a suitcase wouldn't go amiss either:pac:; but I'd be ecstatically happy even with the job tbh.

Yours etc....

MR

Snowie

Fajitas! wrote: »

They're a bit too 'active' for my liking

dude this is a common misconception i used to sell oakley sold a number of pairs in one day and they havea full range of glass's designed for people who wear glass's you can also have polorised lens in cleer which means no glare at all :cool: and lense that go from tint to full clear.

Madame Razz wrote: »

A new back

I hear you one

CDfm

Dear Mrs Santa

Cover me in chocolate and ..................

CD

Snowie

should it be mrs santa ?

Red Sleeping Beauty

Dear....

I would like.....an (more) equal society.

CDfm

Alan Rouge wrote: »

Dear....

I would like.....an equal society.

So you wanna win the Rose of Trallee then son. Some things Santa cant do without a lot of surgery:D

amacachi

Would love to be given some way of finding money for college fees.

CDfm

Just in case - I dont want these

Troubling Products: Mattel is accepting pre-orders for the April 2010 release of the newest doll in the Barbie/Ken line, the spiffily dressed Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken (apparently to be showcased with a much younger, trophy-type Barbie). [EntertainmentEarth.com, 10-28-09]
Even more troubling (but so far only a prototype) is Alex Green's "Placenta Teddy Bear," exhibited in London in September and Newcastle, England, in October at the "(re)design" showcase of "sustainable toys" with children's themes. After the placenta is cured and dried, it is treated with an emulsifier to render it pliable and cut into strips with which to stitch Teddy together, thus "unify(ing)" mother and baby. [Discover Magazine blogs, 10-1-09]

OldGoat

Bah humbug!
I should have killed this thread earlier. There is no Sanity Clause, there is no Christmas (Before December 14th) Christmas was killed the moment they let the advertisers take it outside December and Coke created the image of Santa.
Bah humbug I say!

kaimera

Dear Mr. S

I know it's outside of your remit but maybe you could send some elves to the MS repair depot in Germany and make sure they do a uber job on my RROD xbox?

Failing that, lot of computer parts will suffice and I'll take my chances with MS.

A cosmos type s chassis and a 5870 would be nice.

Herbal Deity

OldGoat wrote: »

Bah humbug!
I should have killed this thread earlier. There is no Sanity Clause, there is no Christmas (Before December 14th) Christmas was killed the moment they let the advertisers take it outside December and Coke created the image of Santa.
Bah humbug I say!

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/cocacola.asp

Sofiztikated

My Santa Letter.

S'up, Homie Claus.

I've been deadly 'n'all this year, and been really good to everyone, I have only committed 18 crimes this year.

C'n I please 'ave a fooking monstrous TV, somewhere in the region of 70 inches, a bunch of computery parts to make an awesome 'pooter, and a puppy.

And a holiday. That is all.

Oh, and a new car. And maybe a penis enlargement. Those crappy things I got from you last year made absolutely no difference to my size, but caused some itching and blotchiness.

And can I have some Xbox games. And a new Gold membership.

Peace out, S Man.

Sofiztikated.

What do you think my chances are?

OldGoat

Herbal Deity wrote: »

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/cocacola.asp

:eek:
Thats even Worserer! They stole him!!
/Shakes fist at Cola company Grrrrrr


Nice link HD, thanks.

OldGoat

Sofiztikated wrote: »

My Santa Letter.

S'up, Homie Claus.

I've been deadly 'n'all this year, and been really good to everyone, I have only committed 18 crimes this year.

C'n I please 'ave a fooking monstrous TV, somewhere in the region of 70 inches, a bunch of computery parts to make an awesome 'pooter, and a puppy.

And a holiday. That is all.

Oh, and a new car. And maybe a penis enlargement. Those crappy things I got from you last year made absolutely no difference to my size, but caused some itching and blotchiness.

And can I have some Xbox games. And a new Gold membership.

Peace out, S Man.

Sofiztikated.

What do you think my chances are?

You'll need to work on your handwriting and penmanship.

robbie_998

Khannie wrote: »

So what would you like from Santa this Christmas?

All i want for christmas is you

Sofiztikated

Seriously? Thats how all the kids are talking these days.

I'm down with the kids, with their hiphop and their STD's.

Ruu_Old

Dear Santa,

I would like time in a bottle.

Yours sincerely,
Ruairi

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dear Santa,

First of all, i would like you to have a word with the following:

The Easter Bunny
The Tooth Fairy
The Boogie Man
The Porno Man...

...they have all been absent for the last few years, is it the recession?

anyhoo..


..I demand a 2010 Audi A8 in illuminous black... please provide all extras.

**Failing that, id be happy if you provided Mrs.Benwavner with bigger breasts.

Yours in Christ

-The Wav-

banquo

A Labour government.

27" i7 iMac with 16gb ram.

Might as well be asking for world peace...

LD 50

A jobee. Not too much to ask for.

itsallaboutheL

Dear Old Goat,

For Christmas i would like:
-a new lower back


- Failing that i will settle for:
14 Difene and 2 Bottles of Black Bush

Yours in pain,

L

CDfm

Dear Old Goat

My back is getting better , but, I would like to know what the L stands for

Yours

CD

Will

www.twitter.com/loadedsanta it's very good, language is NSFW though

Novella

I'd just like Santa to make my wisdom tooth stop giving me the hurty! :pac:

itsallaboutheL

CDfm wrote: »

Dear Old Goat

My back is getting better , but, I would like to know what the L stands for

Yours

CD

Lapland..........