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If you were to meet yourself...

  • 13-11-2009 4:03pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭


    If you were to meet yourself, not possible of course - but if it were, and you for the purpose of this thread were unable to recognise the person as you, what after a lengthy conversation on life, love and football would be the opinion you would hold of that other person?

    Would you,like me be bowled over by their awesomeness?
    Or would you think otherwise?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    I'd probably think 'that guy was really cool and very wise and a real looker along with it.Why can't I be more like him?'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    I'd be too busy making out to talk;)

    Daiiimn im hot:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    i'd ignore me and keep walking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Lola92 wrote: »
    I'd be too busy making out to talk;)

    Daiiimn im hot:D

    Pics or..

    Meah.. you know the drill.. get to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    We'd both be drunk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Lola92 wrote: »
    I'd be too busy making out to talk;)

    Daiiimn im hot:D

    And from your username I'd also guess underage.

    pics?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    i'd give myself a good oul kick in the bollox :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    Lola92 wrote: »
    I'd be too busy making out to talk;)

    Daiiimn im hot:D

    lol :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I would find myself really irritating. To be honest I don't know how any of my friends hang around with me at all. I'm an egotistical, self-absorbed prick who cares for nobody but himself. I talk too loudly and drink too much and I'm a complete hypocrite too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I would find myself really irritating. To be honest I don't know how any of my friends hang around with me at all. I'm an egotistical, self-absorbed prick who cares for nobody but himself. I talk too loudly and drink too much and I'm a complete hypocrit too.

    Want to be my friend? I think there's one needs replacing and you'd fit right in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    I'd be impressed by the size of his penis, he'd be impressed by the size of mine..

    Don't ask how it would come up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I would find myself really irritating. To be honest I don't know how any of my friends hang around with me at all. I'm an egotistical, self-absorbed prick who cares for nobody but himself. I talk too loudly and drink too much and I'm a complete hypocrite too.

    Thats pretty much what I was gonna say. Are you me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    I'd be impressed by the size of his penis, he'd be impressed by the size of mine..

    Don't ask how it would come up.

    Viagra if all else fails.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    snyper wrote: »
    If you were to meet yourself, not possible of course

    Mirrior anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I would find myself really irritating. To be honest I don't know how any of my friends hang around with me at all. I'm an egotistical, self-absorbed prick who cares for nobody but himself. I talk too loudly and drink too much and I'm a complete hypocrite too.

    This is all true!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    gaz wac wrote: »
    This is all true!

    You've met AnonoBoy,then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    snyper wrote: »
    Pics or..

    Meah.. you know the drill.. get to it.
    Tellox wrote: »
    And from your username I'd also guess underage.

    pics?

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/sexybabes/hawt.jpg
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I would find myself really irritating. To be honest I don't know how any of my friends hang around with me at all. I'm an egotistical, self-absorbed prick who cares for nobody but himself. I talk too loudly and drink too much and I'm a complete hypocrit too.

    You want some of my confidence? I gots plenty to go round:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    well i think it was him, he didnt have a name tag on his arran at the time !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    syklops wrote: »
    Thats pretty much what I was gonna say. Are you me?

    Possibly. Do you find me a pain in the ass? If so then you could be me alright.

    prinz wrote: »
    Want to be my friend? I think there's one needs replacing and you'd fit right in.

    Yeah sure. Can you lend me 20 euro?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    well i think it was him, he didnt have a name tag on his arran at the time !

    You have actually met him.:pac:
    I thought you were just agreeing with the sentiment in his post.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Is it gay if you make out with yourself ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Is it gay if you make out with yourself ?

    You're just jealous......:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I wouldn't like it at all. I like who I am and my individuality. I'm not really a crowd follower, and can be quite out-spoken. Someone doing the exact same things would freak me out, and I would probably end up killing her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Is it gay if you make out with yourself ?

    If it goes as far as a handjob it counts as uber-masturbation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Is it gay if you make out with yourself ?

    It's gay incest with ramifications regarding the space/time continuum.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Is it gay if you make out with yourself ?

    No but it's definitely gay if you make out with a dude with a moustache.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Can you lend me 20 euro?

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    No but it's definitely gay if you make out with a dude with a moustache.

    what if you make out with the dude's mustache and not the dude ? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would know his weaknesses and exploit them


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    what if you make out with the dude's mustache and not the dude ? :pac:

    Well then you just hope that your psychiatrist returns calls on friday evenings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,220 ✭✭✭cojomo2


    I would start to question my sexual orientation...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 Podginho


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    what if you make out with the dude's mustache and not the dude ? :pac:

    ewwwwwwwwwww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Is it gay if you make out with yourself ?

    No !! its an honour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    prinz wrote: »
    No.

    God damn it. You ain't my friend no more Freddie Prinz Junior.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    God damn it. You ain't my friend no more Freddie Prinz Junior.

    I'm spending it on myself. Thought you of all people would appreciate that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    prinz wrote: »
    I'm spending it on myself. Thought you of all people would appreciate that.

    I appreciate it. Doesn't mean I have to like it you prink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    If it goes as far as a handjob it counts as uber-masturbation.

    Sounds like a Monday to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I would find myself really irritating. To be honest I don't know how any of my friends hang around with me at all. I'm an egotistical, self-absorbed prick who cares for nobody but himself. I talk too loudly and drink too much and I'm a complete hypocrite too.

    This


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭GrizzlyMan


    would be the best p*ss up ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I would emphatically disprove - once and for all - the hurtful assertions that I have a square head.

    Then I'd snog myself.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Any key?


    snyper wrote: »
    If you were to meet yourself, not possible of course - but if it were, and you for the purpose of this thread were unable to recognise the person as you, what after a lengthy conversation on life, love and football would be the opinion you would hold of that other person?

    Would you,like me be bowled over by their awesomeness?
    Or would you think otherwise?

    She makes waaaay too many inappropriate jokes....shes either bizarre or coming on to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    I can't imagine we'd have much to talk about. Surely both of me would know all the same stuff! We'd both just wander off after a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭rizzee


    I'd rape me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I am not sure what I'd say ,like what do you say to yourself ie? Be more
    intresting to meet your double which I suppose is the same thing :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭shqipshume


    Ask me how i look :D


















    Then i can have myself tell myself again how i dont look so great today :(


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd pull a Christian Bale in the Illusionist on it and we'd become millionaire magicians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i would say 'dont drink a half bottle of black bush again, your flowers in the garden had to be thrown in the bin'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Be one of the most lethal and dangerous poker games ever... Followed by a heated debate on who is the best Dublin GAA player ever, then who is the best Chelsea player ever... Followed by getting scuttered in the local and many visits to the bookies. Good stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    i would without question fúck myself

    vigourisly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,358 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    then i will only pray and that 'me' at that time is not gay :pac:


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