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Working man blues

  • 10-11-2009 8:01pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭


    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so ...they gave me the ax.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because ...it was a so-so job.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that ...was exhausting.

    I wanted to be a barber, but ...I just couldn't cut it.

    Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just ...didn't have the thyme.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I...couldn't cut the mustard.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found ...I wasn't noteworthy.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I...didn't have any patients.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I ...just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I ...couldn't live on my net income.

    Thought about becoming a witch, so I ...tried that for a spell.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company, but the work was ...just too draining.

    I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I ...wasn't up to it.

    So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I ...wasn't fit for the job.

    Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and I ...was discharged.

    After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was ...no future in it.

    My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it ...was always the same old grind.


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