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No gun

  • 10-11-2009 2:01pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭


    I think many people will be severely disappointed with the lack of guns during the apocalypse. How does your survival plan hold up if you don't come across a gun, or for those with guns what happens if you get to the local gun shop and find someone's already taken all the ammo you need?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Nothing wrong with a sword.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Depends can you crack a skull
    with a frying pan?
    Or any other household object for
    that matter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I hadn't planned on using a gun. Mainly because I can't use one and the need for ammo is a big minus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Well outside of an army barracks I wouldnt
    know where to get one so probably
    just use any old thing i find as a weapon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    only one of my plans involves using a gun and thats the one where I just report to my barracks and see whats goin down :P
    other wise I'm happy with my blades


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    lots n lots n lots of cades. and a sharp stick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    only one of my plans involves using a gun and thats the one where I just report to my barracks and see whats goin down :P
    other wise I'm happy with my blades
    Risky plan, probably going to be the most fun but almost certain risk of death. However once the Sargent gets killed everyone can throw their training out the window and go Rambo, die in style. :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Relying on guns will be a biiiig mistake unless you've got a significant stock pile of bullets.

    Otherwise guns should be used for truly dire, do-or-mutate situations.

    Avoidance and pikes for the win :D


  • Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I for one, Have a gun.... Muhuhahaha....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭Father Stone


    There are other more inventive ways of getting rid of zombies. Baseball bats, hurleys, fire, shovels.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Risky plan, probably going to be the most fun but almost certain risk of death. However once the Sargent gets killed everyone can throw their training out the window and go Rambo, die in style. :D
    thats the plan my scummy friend ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Or smileypaul you could be extra nice
    and teach us civilians a handy survival
    trick or two. Please?
    All ive got are frying pans! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    Or smileypaul you could be extra nice
    and teach us civilians a handy survival
    trick or two. Please?
    All ive got are frying pans! :(
    dont go to the hassle of typing out my whole name, Ill allow you to call me smiley :P

    em...... well since I'd only have one rifle and linited ammo after the defense forces fail Ill be keeping them for serious emergencies, but your welcome to get a lesson on camouflage and concealment if you like :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Phractal


    Build a gun. It aint too hard. THere are books on the subject, I have a lot of them. P.A. Luty wrote a few good ones.

    Molotovs are easily made. Erythritol Tetranitrate, or even RDX, are easily, and safely, synthisized in bulk from common materials. They may be plasticized via Polyisobutylene, or a collidon of Ethylene Glycol Dinitrate and Nitrocllulose, both easily made materials. Electronic ignitors are simply constructed. Acetone Peroxide, HMTD, or such can be made in hours for creation of blasting caps. A little chemistry and one has enough explosives to drop a building. One then can make the Claymores, grenades, shells and such thast they require to eliminate all the zombies in a fair area.

    A propane tank, an incendiary charge, and a timer circuit will clear a building in minutes.

    Think of the more explosive method?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Phractal wrote: »
    Build a gun. It aint too hard. THere are books on the subject, I have a lot of them. P.A. Luty wrote a few good ones.

    Molotovs are easily made. Erythritol Tetranitrate, or even RDX, are easily, and safely, synthisized in bulk from common materials. They may be plasticized via Polyisobutylene, or a collidon of Ethylene Glycol Dinitrate and Nitrocllulose, both easily made materials. Electronic ignitors are simply constructed. Acetone Peroxide, HMTD, or such can be made in hours for creation of blasting caps. A little chemistry and one has enough explosives to drop a building. One then can make the Claymores, grenades, shells and such thast they require to eliminate all the zombies in a fair area.

    A propane tank, an incendiary charge, and a timer circuit will clear a building in minutes.

    Think of the more explosive method?
    you sound like a handy sort of fella to know, if you can make the propellant I cn knock up some projectiles

    Screw Guns, Range is everything when infection is caused trhrough proximity with Z's

    MORTARS FTW


    all ye silly gits with swords, do me a favour and kill yersel before you get infected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    but explosives are highly in-effective against zeds.destroying the bran does it[i go on the max brooks/'normal' zeds] which is incredibly difficult with expllosives unless you have some really lucky shrapnel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    I for one can quite happily say while I do not have a gun on hand I'm about ten minutes away from getting to a gun shop and 30 to 40 mins away from getting to a gun club.

    How ever if the worst comes to the worst im sure that a raid to any D.I.Y store can have some very useful weapons and tools to make weapons.
    Nail guns, staple guns, Hell an aircompressor some metal tubing and some type of projectile can be used to mill a zombies face out of it.
    Sure even fire extinguisher can take a zombie out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Sock
    Snooker Ball
    Sorted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Sock
    Snooker Ball
    Sorted.
    This is no time for masturbation dammit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    ScumLord wrote: »
    This is no time for masturbation dammit!

    :eek::eek::eek: :D

    Theres no time like the present!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Iam a collector of knives and have one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukri

    they kick ass and are great for chopping off heads. there is also a blunt side that is very heavy and would easily cave in a Z's head. its 2.5ft long btw.

    just in case I'd have one of these too.....
    A lump hammer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lump_hammer

    picture it, bash with the hammer and slash with the Kukri

    never runs outa ammo :)

    Also running, escape plan, vehicle...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭CyanRain


    I'd hide :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Baseball bat or cut-down pool cue my weapons of choice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    Fleece woodies!

    Distance is the best weapon

    If your goin down the choppy-head samurai word route, you need some goggles to avoid splatter!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    if you really wanted to take the pacifist side, make a ghillie suit out of pine tree air fresheners. they won't know what to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭MikeyCyrus


    Phractal wrote: »
    Build a gun. It aint too hard. THere are books on the subject, I have a lot of them. P.A. Luty wrote a few good ones.

    Molotovs are easily made. Erythritol Tetranitrate, or even RDX, are easily, and safely, synthisized in bulk from common materials. They may be plasticized via Polyisobutylene, or a collidon of Ethylene Glycol Dinitrate and Nitrocllulose, both easily made materials. Electronic ignitors are simply constructed. Acetone Peroxide, HMTD, or such can be made in hours for creation of blasting caps. A little chemistry and one has enough explosives to drop a building. One then can make the Claymores, grenades, shells and such thast they require to eliminate all the zombies in a fair area.

    A propane tank, an incendiary charge, and a timer circuit will clear a building in minutes.

    Think of the more explosive method?

    If this isnt to hard, i must be mentally retarded...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    MikeyCyrus wrote: »
    If this isnt to hard, i must be mentally retarded...

    Its actually quite easy to make explosives, pipe bombs are dead handy, larger more potent requires a bit more trickery but still quite simple to do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    Its actually quite easy to make explosives, pipe bombs are dead handy, larger more potent requires a bit more trickery but still quite simple to do.

    Hehe that will probably be my downfall not the zombies it will be the fact that I will probably blow myself up making them but atleast I will die doing something fun:P not being zombie chow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    unreggd wrote: »
    Fleece woodies!

    Distance is the best weapon

    If your goin down the choppy-head samurai word route, you need some goggles to avoid splatter!!
    That's a very good point. Anyone going Zombie hunting should be covered from head to toe to avoid contamination.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Get yourself to a biker shop and and bag yourself biker armour:

    6Onl.jpg

    No decayed teeth are getting through that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,237 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    There's loads of hurleys around. You can make a bow and arrows if you want. You can mow them down in a car. Burn them with a barrel of gas, a long pipe and a lighter. An axe or a hammer if you're brave. Train a dog to maul them. There's the shovel, which is always popular in the movies. You could lure them into traps. Lace some human brains with poison and leave them lying around. You'll find the brains the houses of old people who will be dying off pretty fast without their meds. Of course, you'll always find a gun in the apocalypse


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    ScumLord wrote: »
    That's a very good point. Anyone going Zombie hunting should be covered from head to toe to avoid contamination.

    See thats what I've been saying too

    thats why I prefer artillery to Swords


    if one Mortar dosent do the job then keep firing and firing until the job is done, but try and maintain a half mile between you and the Z's, its also recomended that you have a designated killsite try and funnel them into it and blow them up with strategicaly placed mines


    Also on a more salient note

    If you find a Gun just lying about, LEAVE IT THERE, it didn't do the previous owner any good


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    RopeDrink wrote: »
    If I was to resort to firearms I'd stick with a Shotgun though, ultimately, as much as everyone loves the idea of explosives and ranged weapons, you do realise that using such things is only going to encourage/lure more zombies, right?

    Thats the thing with Zeds, you can risk getting up close for a quiet kill and suffer splatter, random accidental bite, being overwhelmed etc

    Or heck, start throwing pipe bombs to be 'on the safe side' and realise you've just sent out an invitation to every other zed in the surrounding area to a potential meal.

    Stick with the simple stuff - Both is risky but assuming you're well covered and aren't surrounded, you'll want a sturdy, easy to maintain melee weapon not some noisy rabble.

    In this house alone I've a Hurley, Cricket Bat, Hand-Axe, Pool Cues, Kitchen Utensils of all types, flammable sprays and all sorts of things you could use... But, well, yeah, give me a Shotgun for the pant-wetting moments of desperation.
    Shotgun would be my breakout, escape weapon of choice. Otherwise give me a pneumatic nailgun in a defensible position along with my hockey stick and a bat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    eh think of 300 at the hot gates...

    regardless of the size of your enemy, if you funnel them into a tight pass they are only as strong as the front row.

    Im liking the biker armor Kevlar etc, have this head to toe with a helmet. Then all we need is a 5 foot Shield and 9 foot pikes, move into phalenx formation and disco we'd just mill those ****ers out of it til there's none left. of course behind the phalenx we'd have people armed with guns to take out any surprises at short notice.

    - Z's dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Phractal


    The way I see it, is that when that lovely fuel air device goes off killing ANYTHING in half a mile (one is demonstrated in the film 'outbreak' however the design used is unworkable, I myself worked on designing one recently- will provide references later)
    I will be the ****er pushing the button on it. Then going into the Ground Zero to 'mop up' (burn any little bits left over). A zomb cant do much when Its blown in a million bits by my Claymores and Mortars, immobilized due to being shredded/ incinerated:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Phractal wrote: »
    The way I see it, is that when that lovely fuel air device goes off killing ANYTHING in half a mile (one is demonstrated in the film 'outbreak' however the design used is unworkable, I myself worked on designing one recently- will provide references later)
    I will be the ****er pushing the button on it. Then going into the Ground Zero to 'mop up' (burn any little bits left over). A zomb cant do much when Its blown in a million bits by my Claymores and Mortars, immobilized due to being shredded/ incinerated:D

    this doens't deem the Z's to be put beyond use. They can still infect and they can still host the infection. Imagine the feast rats/birds/wild life would have on charred Z remains. Then see if you can avoid the hordes of wild animals starting the cycle all over again. eventually the virus would reinfect humans and you'd better have another plan to hand.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    this doens't deem the Z's to be put beyond use. They can still infect and they can still host the infection. Imagine the feast rats/birds/wild life would have on charred Z remains. Then see if you can avoid the hordes of wild animals starting the cycle all over again. eventually the virus would reinfect humans and you'd better have another plan to hand.

    So the only sensible thing to do is 'Nuke the site from Orbit' :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    So the only sensible thing to do is 'Nuke the site from Orbit' :D:D:D

    its the only way to be sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Kromdar wrote: »
    its the only way to be sure.

    Well no its not far too many variables to deal with. In theory it should work but we can't be sure. please refer to Zombie Science thread...

    Since we all know nuclear waste can cause mutations we have no idea what effect this would have on Z's on the out perimeter of the fallout area. It could cause some serious mutations of the virus and thus create a super Z virus.

    If you've seen "Night of the living Dead" the put that theory to test and well lets say there was a sequal lol.

    It could cause a global infection, the Z virus could be spread into the earths upper atmosphere and into rain clouds. Everyone and anything coming into contact with said rain would be turned.

    Good idea but again it would need to be tested 1st in a controlled environment to be 100% sure we're not dooming the entire planet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar



    Since we all know nuclear waste can cause mutations...

    someone's been playing too much Fallout. radioactivity kills or disfigures, it doesnt make people stronger, quite the opposite, anyone who's had radiation therapy isnt going to be jumping around singing any time soon.

    anyway, we're talking nukes, not waste - vaporisation. and you obviously missed the 'Aliens' movie reference, so never mind...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Since we all know nuclear waste can cause mutations we have no idea what effect this would have on Z's on the out perimeter of the fallout area. It could cause some serious mutations of the virus and thus create a super Z virus.
    At the most it could cause a mutation in the virus but since nearly all the zombies body is dead there's no chance of causing a mutation in the zombie. AS the cell won't reproduce with the new mutation.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    So we can safely ignore the joy of radioactive zombies wandering around exposing us to lethal levels of radiation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    So we can safely ignore the joy of radioactive zombies wandering around exposing us to lethal levels of radiation.
    No, the zombies on the edge of the blastzone would be highly radioactive what exactly would happen to the dead flesh is another matter, I just don't think they can mutate. The virus on the other hand is another matter. It'll either die, maybe taking the zombie with it, be so damaged it can't reproduce or be unaffected. It's hard to know.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    See, I would be more worried about the ambualtory radioactive fallout trying to get into my fortified shelter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    See, I would be more worried about the ambualtory radioactive fallout trying to get into my fortified shelter.

    not if your fortress was a fallout shelter; which, being an american, you have a distinct advantage of actually having numerous fallout shelters in your country.

    thank god for the 1980's, eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 417 ✭✭the locust


    OP - i'd be sure to acquire a lengthy bayonet for my carbine whilst looting before the main swarm broke out. Also I think lengthy spiked knuckle dusters are a good idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    If your getting down and dirty with the zombies do them in with wolverine style claws. Now if you can make them fair dues I cant but damn they would be deadly if you where covered in the biker style armor. Also if you had a motorbike helmet you could have big spikes stuck all over it or you could cover it with thin metal sheating and weld the spikes on atleast if your going in your using everything as a weapon besides it looks funny if your loafing zombies and killing them and could be zombiekill of the week:D. Although with that option you may need some kind of mini window wipers lol


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