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Fun things to do in a (small'ish) hotel?

  • 06-11-2009 9:03pm
    #1
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭


    OK so there's about 50 rooms here, 2 floors.... you can't really be anonymous here. There's a Leisure Centre, and no lifts (I presume they get away with that by giving disabled people the ground floor)

    Inspire me guys, I have a few hours before the OH arrives (Might be on to ye then too for advise on what to do :pac:)


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Pick up a prostitute and buy some coke and let the games begin.


  • #3
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Voltex


    do nik naks


  • #4
    Leftyflip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    1: Find your best suit.
    2: Shave your head and put on sunglasses.
    3: ?????
    4: Profit.
    5: Possible prison.


  • #5
    triple-M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    masturbate :D


  • #6
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    OK so there's about 50 rooms here, 2 floors.... you can't really be anonymous here. There's a Leisure Centre, and no lifts (I presume they get away with that by giving disabled people the ground floor)

    Inspire me guys, I have a few hours before the OH arrives (Might be on to ye then too for advise on what to do :pac:)

    Is "fun" a euphemism for something?


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  • #7
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Pick up a prostitute and buy some coke and let the games begin.
    JohnCleary wrote: »
    I have a few hours before the OH arrives

    Why pay when there's no need? Waste of money tbh... you're the reason we're in recession... damn hookers! :pac:


  • #8
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Make a new thread and that your OH left you and that you want someone to keep you company.;)


  • #9
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    Drink ??!!


  • #10
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Pretend to work there in some capacity.


  • #11
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Probably a bit late, but you should have picked you a load of candles and rose petals. That'd take half a hour, get a powernap with the rest of the time before she arrives and then let the games begin.


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  • #12
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    do this!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol4C_eNWdwM


  • #13
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Detach all the lampshades you can find and build a fort in a hallway with them


  • #14
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    get white tape and make a "chalk outline" of a body in the hallway outside your room.


  • #15
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Maddox Wailing Projector wrote: »
    Make a new thread and that your OH left you and that you want someone to keep you company.;)
    I'll be back in 45 mins :p
    Redpunto wrote: »
    Drink ??!!
    I've a pint of Captain Morgans & Red Bull here... tick
    Ruu wrote: »
    Pretend to work there in some capacity.
    All the staff know me, but a conference of some muckers just broke out... could be fun
    Gillo wrote: »
    Probably a bit late, but you should have picked you a load of candles and rose petals. That'd take half a hour, get a powernap with the rest of the time before she arrives and then let the games begin.
    You just inspired me, gonna try to pocket some fancy candles
    My name is URL wrote: »
    Detach all the lampshades you can find and build a fort in a hallway with them
    Again, you just inspired me... Not gonna build a fort, but might take some lampshades home with me as a souvineer (sp?)


  • #16
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    I'll be back in 45 mins :p


    I've a pint of Captain Morgans & Red Bull here... tick


    All the staff know me, but a conference of some muckers just broke out... could be fun


    You just inspired me, gonna try to pocket some fancy candles


    Again, you just inspired me... Not gonna build a fort, but might take some lampshades home with me as a souvineer (sp?)

    Oh you'll have such a fun time.


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    The best time to be up to no good is when there's no-one around to see you loosen all of the caps on the salt, pepper and sauce bottles in the dining room.

    There's nothing like accusations and violence at breakfast time. The only downside is if there's no-one else staying in the hotel, then you're feckin' screwed.


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