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Zombie bite calculator

  • 06-11-2009 3:02pm
    #1
    Kess73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,560 ✭✭✭✭


    How long will you last?


    I have 1 hour and 49 minutes to take out as many Zeds as I can if I got bitten.

    http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite


Comments

  • #2
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    You'd last 1 hour and 26 minutes before becoming infected! Damned cigarettes! :mad:


  • #3
    Kromdar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    ScumLord wrote: »
    You'd last 1 hour and 26 minutes before becoming infected! Damned cigarettes! :mad:

    same. damned cookies! :mad:


  • #4
    _SONIC_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    i only have an hour and 5 mins!!! :(:(:(


  • #5
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    1 hour and 12 minutes :( I blame the cigarettes......)
    then again I'm too good to be bitten ;)


  • #6
    Slugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,282 ✭✭✭Slugs


    An hour and 15, not bad all things considered :P. I'd take the shotgun to the face after an hour though :P


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  • #7
    Brunteaphile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Brunteaphile


    _SONIC_ wrote: »
    i only have an hour and 5 mins!!! :(:(:(

    1 hour 7 minutes :(


  • #8
    Ravage1616
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Ravage1616


    An hour and 40 here!


  • #9
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    hr 7 mins... :(


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1 hour 17 minutes...


  • #11
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    1 hour 26


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  • #12
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    48 Mins. :(:(:(

    Seeing as you'll all outlast me, I'd ask that you make it quick. ;)


  • #13
    thebouldwhacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    7_1_hour_and_31_minutes.jpg


  • #14
    unreggd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    I'm gonna skip this quiz so it gives me more time

    Bye suckkerrrrs!...................


  • #15
    NOGMaxpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    1hr 25 mins

    bullsh*t

    what about questions like...

    are you prepared for a Z outbreak?

    Are you proficent in martial arts?

    Do you know how to use a gun?

    Do you own a gun?

    Have you had basic weapons training?

    I mean come on 1hr 25mins, whats that based on lol.....


  • #16
    thebouldwhacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    NOGMaxpower wrote: »
    1hr 25 mins

    bullsh*t

    what about questions like...

    are you prepared for a Z outbreak?

    Are you proficent in martial arts?

    Do you know how to use a gun?

    Do you own a gun?

    Have you had basic weapons training?

    I mean come on 1hr 25mins, whats that based on lol.....


    I think its based on how long you would last AFTER getting bitten, not your ability to AVOID getting bitten, so the amount of guns etc is pretty redundant. Its also based on fantasy


  • #17
    aidanco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭aidanco


    ! Hour 12mins beter get my fat ass to the gym....


  • #18
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    1hr 13 mins. Damn better not get chomped on so, thats not nearly enough time, surely you would feel the effects after 15 mins and fade very quickly :eek::(


  • #19
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Does anyone else notice that almost every male in the entire world says "I don't get colds"?


  • #20
    Frankiestylee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭Frankiestylee


    1 hour and 31 minutes... that's probably enough time to torch the whole city or something, maybe, possibly... damn Zeds.


  • #21
    MacBrayne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭MacBrayne


    1 hour 40 minutes for me.

    Then I did myself under the assumption that I start going to the gym and drop 50 unwanted pounds. 1 hour 23 minutes. Forget working out, grab more snacks!


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  • #22
    ItSheepDawg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭ItSheepDawg


    You'd last 1 hour and 22 minutes before becoming infected!
    the ****.


  • #23
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    You'd last 1 hour and 23 minutes before becoming infected!
    Oh well.


  • #24
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    Valmont wrote: »
    Does anyone else notice that almost every male in the entire world says "I don't get colds"?

    We dont get colds, we get man-flu.

    I got an 1 hour and 26 minutes


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