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Bare Bears!

  • 06-11-2009 11:10am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8345550.stm

    Three bald bears perplex experts




    Bears in a zoo in eastern Germany have lost their fur, but international experts cannot work out why. Three spectacled bears in Leipzig Zoo are in various states of baldness, with the worst being hairless all over.

    How unbearable!


Comments

  • #2
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    In fairness though, they're bearing up well.


  • #3
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i love a clean shaven bear


  • #4
    CreepingDeath
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    They've probably have a marmalade jam deficiency.


  • #5
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Bearing their bear heads for all to bear.


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I seriously read the title as Bare Breast

    dissapointed


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  • #7
    RossFixxxed
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    Must be furrr eezing


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Bear with me a second. I'm trying to come up with some good puns.















    Nope.

    I got nothing. :(


  • #9
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    A shaven Growler...nyom nyom


  • #10
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Damn those anti-fur protesters.


  • #11
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,
    a bear was fuzzy wuzzy.
    if fuzzy wuzzy lost his hair,
    no longer was he fuzzy,
    wuzzy?


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  • #12
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Spectacles, baldness... maybe the mystery illness is old age?


  • #13
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,
    a bear was fuzzy wuzzy.
    if fuzzy wuzzy lost his hair,
    no longer was he fuzzy,
    wuzzy?

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What's worse than a bear with a sore head?
    a bald bear with a sore head!

    Why have they lost their hair?

    Because the zoo have stopped feeding them hares and now they just bet rabbits!


  • #15
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    This thread should be moved to "Bear Guts and Receding Hairlines".


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