You are a normal, everyday, non-skanger, non-culchie, non-yuppie, well rounded person

minidazzler

if you.......

Get up and feel like going into work would be fun to delay by a few hours.

Eat Breakfast with a spoon.

have modest ear accessories.

Refer to your friends by their real given names, or even some nickname that is not the persons name with "o" at the end.


Over to you.



(The other threads were annoying me, what makes you normal and well adjusted.)

AckwelFoley

My fiance threatening to withhold sex

Stercus Accidit

I have self respect and respect for others.

partyatmygaff

Being a normal, everyday, non-skanger, non-culchie, non-yuppie, well rounded person is apparently what every single person on boards describes themselves as being like. Or if not then we're always just giving out about ourselves.

mahamageehad

Its no fun to be normal

dr.bollocko

if you hate parody threads of parody threads almost as much as you hate the thread that spawned them.
There's a lot of hate in me for just one person to bear.

Novella

When your kid tries to sh!t on a bus, you say, "No, don't do that, that's bold!".

Rented Mule

You have more teeth than tattoos.

AlmightyCushion

mahamageehad wrote: »

Its no fun to be normal

It's hip to be square.

Keogg

if you post in threads making judgements about people because they wear different clothes/speak differently to the way "normal" people do.

Degsy

I piss in the sink.

Krieg

You post on forums about what you hate/what annoys you, that you are otherwise afraid to say to people face to face

Mrmoe

minidazzler wrote: »

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(The other threads were annoying me, what makes you normal and well adjusted.)

Don't you mean average mediocre and bland?

jenny2hat

Who ever wanted to be called ''everyday''

Handsome Bob

If you don't call your parents by their first names.

lawrenceSummer

im sure normal people wouldnt be bothered with boards.ie

Warfi

Degsy wrote: »

I piss in the sink.

LOL!

I think you're looking for the 'People with Tourettes tell us your darkest secrets' thread. Give it time

Warfi

minidazzler wrote: »

what makes you normal and well adjusted.

I thank god everyday that I'm norwel and mal-adjusted.

Sofaspud

If you'd actually consider doing Dawn French, but feel quite ashamed.

jenny2hat

Sofaspud wrote: »

If you'd actually consider doing Dawn French, but feel quite ashamed.

Sounds like my kind of normal...not:pac:

furiousox

LZ5by5 wrote: »

If you don't call your parents by their first names.

'Cos being in your thirties and calling your parents 'mammy' and 'daddy' is 'normal'? :pac:

Les_Paul_P-Bass

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's hip to be square.

Definitely not if you say things like that. The almighty cushion is a pretty awesome name though.

furiousox

huey lewis was right!

Les_Paul_P-Bass

jenny2hat wrote: »

Sounds like my kind of normal...not:pac:

Got that right. Dawn French?? Wha de frig??

thegen

minidazzler wrote: »

if you.......

Get up and feel like going into work would be fun to delay by a few hours.

Eat Breakfast with a spoon.

have modest ear accessories.

Refer to your friends by their real given names, or even some nickname that is not the persons name with "o" at the end.


Over to you.



(The other threads were annoying me, what makes you normal and well adjusted.)

Lol non culchie, If your from Dublin your not a culchie, Cork you are:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Sofaspud

Les_Paul_P-Bass wrote: »

Got that right. Dawn French?? Wha de frig??

How many people in the world could say they've done Dawn French?

Just imagine being able to say "I boned Dawn French!"

You'd be a local hero

MrMicra

send your children to fee paying schools of your own religion
piss in the sink
are married to a person of a different sex
hate the sassenach
tell people that you are doing 'quite well' whether you are or not

furiousox

yes but where do we "stand" on pissing in the shower.......?????

Sofaspud

furiousox wrote: »

yes but where do we "stand" on pissing in the shower.......?????

Facing vaguely towards the plughole, of course.

JPA

furiousox wrote: »

'Cos being in your thirties and calling your parents 'mammy' and 'daddy' is 'normal'? :pac:

Do people really call their parents by their first names?

A_SN

Americans can make sense out of what comes out of your mouth (yeah I guess that's a good litmus test).

Sofaspud wrote: »

If you'd actually consider doing Dawn French

Err not really no..

grenache

If you've managed to hold down a job for longer than 3 years

Doc

furiousox wrote: »

'Cos being in your thirties and calling your parents 'mammy' and 'daddy' is 'normal'? :pac:

Who uses mammy and daddy past 5 years old? But I still call my Dad, Dad and my Mam, Mam

Helix

JPA wrote: »

Do people really call their parents by their first names?

i do, always have done

Zulu

...if you're not racist, but...

Cianos

You aspire to be, rather than are worried by, being "normal".