Silly things to do with a lotto win

Voltex

...they have to be silly...stupid... a waste. not the things you should do like invest..pay off the mortgage or start college funds!!

the first thing id do is buy an acre of land and a huge f*ck off JCB and go nuts diggin holes everywhere...kinda fulfilling a childhood dream!

El Weirdo

Lose the ticket.

Mint Sauce

open a savings account

Voltex

irish-stew wrote: »

open a savings account

in Anglo irish bank

Agricola

Go to your friendly local bank for advise on investment opportunities

Sheeps

I would create a computer program that randomly generates a number every 10 seconds and then I'd pay someone minimum wage to enter these numbers in to some form of spread sheet for 8 hours a day and they would have to make pretty charts and things out of them and stuff. I would try and catch them making mistakes and then fire them with out warning and get someone new to replace them.

djk1000

Buy an island, get some big guns, start a country, crown myself High Lord Emperor.

Jet Black

Stupid thing??

Announce you won the money.

metaoblivia

Buy a handbag in every color and a few more in different shades of the same color so that I could have a beautiful rainbow of handbags!

Dartz

Race a team at Le Mans.

Mint Sauce

buy the spire

Rented Mule

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. George Best

dr.bollocko

I'd set up a Mc.Donalds in Reykjavik.

pikachucheeks

Ask that Delores McNamara one!

espinolman

I would stay in this hotel for three nights , it only costs 1 million euro per night .

rainbowdrop

Buy a load of televisions and a shotgun. Every time someone appeared on the telly that annoyed me (Westlife, Ryan Tubridy, Jessica Lansbury etc), I'd shoot the screen out with my gun, and simply replace the TV with my stash of spare TV's.

I'd also spend a large proportion of my winnings on champagne and cocaine.

baalthor

Voltex wrote: »

in Anglo irish bank

<serious>They have one of the best interest rates at the moment ..</serious>

I would buy a Van Gogh painting and hang it in the toilet

Dirk Gently

spend a cent of it in this country.

baalthor

Or buy a League if Ireland club

As they say: "What's the best way of making a small fortune investing in professional sports?" - "Start with a large fortune"

frag420

spend it all on a quick pick!

Long Onion

I would start a commercial venture farming pork pies - organic and free range.

With the rest I would seek investment advice from Jack O'Connor and David Begg.

If it was the Euro millions, I would create a life size replica of Mary Harney out of five cent coins.

Sulmac

Give some of it to charity.

(I kid, I kid...)

PCPhoto

Long Onion wrote: »

If it was the Euro millions, I would create a life size replica of Mary Harney out of five cent coins.

are you sure you'd have enough coins ?

baalthor

I would buy a solid gold Rolls Royce - I mean everything including tyres and engine parts would be made of gold

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Lotto win-go on a six month bender in Lanzarote, Ibiza, Crete or Ayia Napa or a few weeks in each.:D
Euromillions-Firstly, go o a year bender in all of the above, and then buy Shamrock Rovers and turn them into world beaters.:cool:

Random

Hand out tenners on O'Connell St.

Yellowblackbird

Sheeps wrote: »

I would create a computer program that randomly generates a number every 10 seconds and then I'd pay someone minimum wage to enter these numbers in to some form of spread sheet

I think you should go international and set up a work camp or nightmare industrial complex in a non minimum wage zone. Their pay for their tenuously held jobs is based on Results. There would be outside teams digging and filling in trenches and one group digging to the earths core.
Your number crunchers would face digging work if and when they make a mistake in the obscenely complex calculations you set them. Your application matches their answers against its automatically generated answers. Their efforts made more difficult because you have nothing better to do than go around all day putting them off

Bubblefett

Bet it on Liverpool to win the league



(sigh, someday we'll be great again.....)

orourkeda

baalthor wrote: »

<serious>They have one of the best interest rates at the moment ..</serious>

I would buy a Van Gogh painting and hang it in the toilet

I'd buy a van gogh and wipe my a*se with it.