boards.ie political party

bonkers · 04-11-2009 1:17am #1

surely we could target one seat in the next election whenever it arrives.. or when the next politican goes to europe or the next world.

we could call the party. The Bd's

drunkmonkey · 04-11-2009 1:20am

only if I can be minister for getting pissed and womens issues

only if I can be minister for the moral high ground

screw it i think i'd rather be ordinary man in the street....the rest of ye loons can go run the country...

Ok i've decided I want to be minister for foreign affairs and beef

minidazzler · 04-11-2009 1:20am

Eh, good luck getting any of the political people here to agree.

Kiera · 04-11-2009 1:21am

Some people think i'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free...

Cupcake_Crisis · 04-11-2009 1:21am

oh oh oh! Can i play

bonkers · 04-11-2009 1:29am

ive decided on the logo for the party it will be a horse , a smiling horse, teeth showing, instead of a tail it will have a birthmark on its rear .. the birthmark depicting willie o'dea. on the horse will be a mermaid playing the harp.

the mermaid will be playing whitesnake - here i go again..

minidazzler · 04-11-2009 1:31am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

oh oh oh! Can i play

Nope.

donmeister · 04-11-2009 1:31am

bonkers wrote: »

surely we could target one seat in the next election whenever it arrives.. or when the next politican goes to europe or the next world.

we could call the party. The Bd's

What about Sinn Bonkers?

bonkers · 04-11-2009 1:33am

we could just call it Frank

drunkmonkey · 04-11-2009 1:33am

minidazzler wrote: »

Nope.

ahh go on let her she sounds cute...

Saibh · 04-11-2009 1:34am

bonkers wrote: »

we could call the party. The Bd's

Since you posted here in After Hours, party shall be called AH (nothing too fancy or anything) and Terry shall be our leader!

bonkers · 04-11-2009 1:35am

drunkmonkey wrote: »

ahh go on let her she sounds cute...

drunkmonkey has been appointed spokesperson for gender issues and tomboys

Cupcake_Crisis · 04-11-2009 1:37am

drunkmonkey wrote: »

ahh go on let her she sounds cute...

you're my new favourite

BlitzKrieg · 04-11-2009 1:38am

which constituency has the most boardsies to normies ratio?

obviously alot of boardsies in dublin but also alot of people not from boards there.

What about somewhere like kilkenny or somewhere were the numbers might lean a bit more in our favour?

bonkers · 04-11-2009 1:44am

i think if it was managed properly it could work.. get daragh doyle to get on it..

focus canvassing on prisons, boards patrons and the dissatisfied 3million

Cupcake_Crisis · 04-11-2009 1:46am

what do i get to do??

laugh · 04-11-2009 1:47am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

what do i get to do??

*cough tea please

Cupcake_Crisis · 04-11-2009 1:50am

laugh wrote: »

*cough tea please

...no dice!

Saibh · 04-11-2009 1:50am

drunkmonkey wrote: »

only if I can be minister for getting pissed and womens issues

only if I can be minister for the moral high ground

screw it i think i'd rather be ordinary man in the street....the rest of ye loons can go run the country...

Ok i've decided I want to be minister for foreign affairs and beef

Irish beef?

drunkmonkey · 04-11-2009 1:51am

it will in it's hole work, you can't call something black on here without someone pointing out your in fact wrong it's white while another few jump in saying that it was originally purple then the yellow brigade take offence and attack the red corner and them some mod with notions about themselves takes the moral high ground and decides that were all such a shower of fruity loops that the thread should be locked and were no better than the shower were trying to replace.

Don't get me wrong I think it's an excellent idea..

electrogrimey · 04-11-2009 1:51am

Main policy: Unblock Boards on Sonicwall across the country.

pikachucheeks · 04-11-2009 1:52am

Kiera wrote: »

Some people think i'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free...

I love Dizzee Rascal.
We agree on something!

minidazzler · 04-11-2009 1:54am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

what do i get to do??

You can be our Mary Lou MacDonald.

The Political parties Eyecandy!

Cupcake_Crisis · 04-11-2009 1:57am

minidazzler wrote: »

You can be our Mary Lou MacDonald.

The Political parties Eyecandy!

That'll do donkey, that'll do :rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 04-11-2009 2:01am

What about the "Party for Recreating Irish Commerce and a Knowledgeable Society?"

Not very snappy I know, if only there was some way to shorten it...?

The_Minister · 04-11-2009 2:03am

minidazzler wrote: »

Eh, good luck getting any of the political people here to agree.

I know, the other bastards won't stop being wrong :mad:

laugh · 04-11-2009 2:07am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

...no dice!

Aww shucks lil lady I can show you how.

Anyhew this site is like a private company and stuff.

Riamfada · 04-11-2009 2:07am

Boardsies running the country?

We implement a once every seven year breeding policy, we recognise that for most of you that means alot less breeding, for us much ... much more

netwhizkid · 04-11-2009 2:07am

Lets all just agree to disagree

Ruu_Old · 04-11-2009 2:08am

I call Junior Vice President!

BlitzKrieg · 04-11-2009 2:09am

netwhizkid wrote: »

Lets all just agree to disagree

course you can fund the party

just dont expect any brown envelopes in return, we're not fianna fail here.

The_Minister · 04-11-2009 2:13am

Woah!

Major Deja Vu there.

Pygmalion · 04-11-2009 2:13am

Nyla Early Risk wrote: »

What about the "Party for Recreating Irish Commerce and a Knowledgeable Society?"

Not very snappy I know, if only there was some way to shorten it...?

PfRICaaKS.

How do we pronounce that? I imagine it rhymes with "pick-axe" but the PfR at the start wouldn't exactly roll off the tongue.

bonkers · 04-11-2009 2:31am

we need a celebrity candidiate

how about matthew mcconaughey or julian from utv or the guy who played wayne in the wonder years

Pygmalion · 04-11-2009 2:35am

bonkers wrote: »

we need a celebrity candidiate

how about matthew mcconaughey or julian from utv or the guy who played wayne in the wonder years

How about John and Edward?

civis_liberalis · 04-11-2009 2:40am

bonkers wrote: »

ive decided on the logo for the party it will be a horse , a smiling horse, teeth showing, instead of a tail it will have a birthmark on its rear .. the birthmark depicting willie o'dea. on the horse will be a mermaid playing the harp.

the mermaid will be playing whitesnake - here i go again..

I was going to do a Photoshop of that, but I was afraid someone would see me doing it...

kowloon · 04-11-2009 3:43am

On a more serious note, there are several people on here that I would vote for quicker than any actual politicians.

netwhizkid · 04-11-2009 3:57am

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

course you can fund the party

just dont expect any brown envelopes in return, we're not fianna fail here.

How could I fund it?

grenache · 04-11-2009 5:59am

I would be interested in joining this party. I could be Minister for Propaganda. Dig up some dirt on Biffo and his cronies.

*On a serious note, i think a Boards party would have huge potential. We'd easily get seats in the local elections and could direct the enlargement of the party from there.