Don't pull in 7 years? Let's sue Lynx..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2009/10/31/man-sues-lynx-after-failing-to-pull-in-seven-years-86908-21786843/

A LUCKLESS romeo has sued cosmetics firm Lynx after he failed to land a girlfriend during seven years of using their products.
Indian Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £50,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.

Not many people have written proof of bein so bad with women. :rolleyes:

SV

lol, nice one.
I would have thought only in america but..whaddaya know!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Ads by Google wrote: »

Not many people have written proof of bein so bad with women. :rolleyes:

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dr.bollocko

But there could be many reasons other than smelling like a dirty teenager that could get in his way of scoring with the ladies. Such as the fact that he's the kind of whiny pussy that sues his deodorant because he hasn't got laid. What a waste of life.

kincsem

http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable-to-attract-even-a-single-girl-frustrated-man-sues-axe/


November 2, 2009

“Nobody sued Axe for failure to attract a girl – when a funny work of fiction made real news”

genericguy

Given that lynx might be able to afford good lawyers, i hope for his sake that he's not an ugly cnut...

Dragan

Ads by Google wrote: »

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2009/10/31/man-sues-lynx-after-failing-to-pull-in-seven-years-86908-21786843/



Not many people have written proof of bein so bad with women. :rolleyes:

In fairness, it about as valid as most blokes explanations as to why they can't get a date.

biko

Well if he wins the money I'm sure he'll suddenly find himself a true love.

Stephansplatz

Ha .. I like the way they keep trying to delete the guy who is telling everyone that the story is fake

Richard1024 wrote:

FAKE

No really, it is fake news.

http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable-to-attract-even-a-single-girl-frustrated-man-sues-axe/

Poor Uncle Tom

It's a deoderant, for gads sake,
not a character transfusion spray........

Gone Drinking

In fairness, you'd be better off spraying yourself with water downed horse shiet than any of the Lynx products..

GavRedKing

Internet loser decides to sue Lynx for his own failures. I dont think this will go far in front of a judge. Would be funny to see if it came to Lynx ad's having to put in disclaimers though.











* Lynx will not make you attractive to the opposite sex.....ya idiot.

kincsem

It is fake news

mikom

Ads by Google wrote: »

Don't pull in 7 years?

I think you'll find he did pull........ the stomach out of himself.

fifth

Some weird advertising ploy by Lynx?

Gummy Panda

How come Lynx is called Axe in America?

Dragan

kincsem wrote: »

It is fake news

So is MOST news.

At least this has the common decency to be funny.

ejmaztec

Gone Drinking wrote: »

In fairness, you'd be better off spraying yourself with water downed horse shiet than any of the Lynx products..

There can be only one name for your wondrous new product. Stynx.:p

I bet the ladies are beating a path away from your door.:(

Captain Havoc

Gummy Panda wrote: »

How come Lynx is called Axe in America?

It's only known as Lynx here and GB, something to do with copyrighting or trademarking or something to the Lynx that effect.

stovelid

Similar suits to follow against Hai Karate, Brut and Blue Stratos from virgins in the 30-50 age demographic?

Or drowned surfers who used Old Spice?

The potential gain is huge.

AckwelFoley

Gummy Panda wrote: »

How come Lynx is called Axe in America?

To confuse overheal

Gone Drinking

ejmaztec wrote: »

There can be only one name for your wondrous new product. Stynx.:p

I bet the ladies are beating a path away from your door.:(

I won't lie, your sister loved it! :P

No seriously though, the stuff just isn't nice.. i mean Africa, who wants to smell like that place? :pac:

Gone Drinking

There's a new one for them..

Lynx Dirty Protest

stovelid

Gummy Panda wrote: »

How come Lynx is called Axe in America?

Americans wouldn't be able to spell Lynx?

pickarooney

stovelid wrote: »

Americans wouldn't be able to spell Lynx?

Smelling like a feral cat might not be high on every guy's list?

orourkeda

He should go out smelling like puke, slash and body odour. This will drastically increase his chances of making good with the ladies.

Like someone mentioned earlier, I just hope he isn't an ugly c*nt

Earthhorse

Hey guys I just looked this up and it turns out this news is fake.

Now who do I sue over this?

Baile an Locha

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

It's a deoderant, for gads sake,
not a character transfusion spray........

Character transfusion spray eh???.............................patent pending

4zn76tysfajdxp

Earthhorse wrote: »

Hey guys I just looked this up and it turns out this news is fake.

Now who do I sue over this?

Santa.