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Why did your ex leave you ?

  • 01-11-2009 7:26pm
    #1
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭


    I met an ex in the pub last night. had a good chat and i straight asked her. She said cos i wasnt going anywhere in my life ( Ive subsequently proved her wrong .. ish ) hehe

    so whats your tale? ;)


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  • #2
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    sorry .. wrong forum


  • #3
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Moved from retro forum


  • #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I don't wait for reasons anymore


  • #5
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,544 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Cos I wanted more secks?, oh hai they leave?
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  • #6
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    sorry .. wrong forum

    Id say she left you because you dident know where you were going,or where you were:p


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    He said he was going for a bottle of milk .... 3 years ago...


  • #8
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Distance more than anything I'd say.
    Rarely saw each other.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    World domination, eradicating death, space shuttles etc....


  • #10
    tim0ney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭tim0ney


    She couldn't handle my member........................ship of the chess club.


  • #11
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    They don't leave you FFS. That's not the way it works. What kind of books have you been reading? Madness.


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  • #12
    iguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 561 ✭✭✭iguy


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    They don't leave you FFS. That's not the way it works. What kind of books have you been reading? Madness.

    Eh? What do you mean?


  • #13
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Because she never agreed with me on ANYTHING. Actually, thats not 100% true. After a row one time I said I was sorry and that I was an idiot. She agreed with me !!


  • #14
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    They don't leave you FFS. That's not the way it works. What kind of books have you been reading? Madness.

    And I ran, I ran so far away.
    I just ran, I ran all night and day.
    I couldn't get away.


  • #15
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Cos my mother stopped sending her cheques!


  • #16
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    If anybody asks I dumped her, not the other way around.


  • #17
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Got dumped for being a Catholic!:eek:


  • #18
    b12mearse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭b12mearse


    it was a kinda of 'you're fired, I quit' scenario!


  • #19
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    Too many drop-kicks.


  • #20
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Apparently i was too 'indecisive' pfft!!!


  • #21
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Because i'm fairly weird. Not in a good way it would seem.


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  • #22
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Because two out of three IS bad, apparently. :mad:


  • #23
    curry-muff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,418 ✭✭✭curry-muff


    Falcon Punch


  • #24
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Because of HER religion.

    Partly why i heve NO time for any religion.


  • #25
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Oh and got myself dumped for not sleeping with a boyfriend:eek:
    (we were 16 and only seeing each other for 3 feicing weeks)

    I'd say that happens alot (esp to young ones).
    And no doubt plenty of them get dumped AFTER they have sex!

    Is there a thread asking the opposite question...
    "Why did you dump/leave your partner?"

    I'd have plenty to say on that one! ha


  • #26
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    She didn't have any credit to send me the explanation message after the original "You're dumped" text.

    I reckon it's cos I was too bleedin' deadly though.


  • #27
    ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    She said it was something to do with not paying attention or something like that.
    I don't know, I wasn't really listening


  • #28
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Got dumped for being a Catholic!:eek:

    Told you to hide that crucifix dildo :rolleyes:


  • #29
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Nobody leaves Davidius.

    Ever.


  • #30
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    No idea. Genuinely, no idea. Never found out either.


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  • #31
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Davidius wrote: »
    Nobody leaves Davidius.

    Ever.

    Davidius..... em.... I think we need a break.

    It's not you it's me.


  • #32
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Nico22 wrote: »
    Told you to hide that crucifix dildo :rolleyes:

    SSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!
    You promised not to tell!!:eek::eek:


  • #33
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,566 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    She's a cnut


  • #34
    Astrogeek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Astrogeek


    He said I was too fat. Grr.


  • #35
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Astrogeek wrote: »
    He said I was too fat. Grr.

    The twat!
    I had a case where an ex thought I was too thin for his standards...and wished me to be fatter (found out later the majority of his girlfriends were on the heavier side)
    Honestly. You can't win!:cool:


  • #36
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    She said my fighting skills were too awesome and my power was too ultimate.


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  • #37
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    She couldnt live with my terrible secret.


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    The twat!
    I had a case where an ex thought I was too thin for his standards...and wished me to be fatter (found out later the majority of his girlfriends were on the heavier side)
    Honestly. You can't win!:cool:

    More cushion for the pushing tbh


  • #39
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    She said i was too nice. That was before she discovered i maxed out her credit card.


  • #40
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    More cushion for the pushing tbh

    Ha! I understand that. But he shouldn't have wanted me to put me health in danger by becoming obese!:D


  • #41
    Teferi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    My last girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't "academically focused". She has since ended up with a trainee electrician.

    The above isn't a joke unfortunately.


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  • #42
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I've already had a PI thread about this... :(


  • #43
    Stargate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Stargate


    grenache wrote: »
    She said i was too nice. That was before she discovered i maxed out her credit card.

    :D


  • #44
    pistonsvox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 503 ✭✭✭pistonsvox


    Its always because of the ex... "Oh I still have feelins for him..." :rolleyes:

    Being single's bettah


  • #45
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Ha! I understand that. But he shouldn't have wanted me to put me health in danger by becoming obese!:D

    Speak up will ya? :D


  • #46
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Nico22 wrote: »
    Speak up will ya? :D

    I think she said

    Ha! I understand that. But he shouldn't have wanted me to put me health in danger by becoming obese!


  • #47
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Nico22 wrote: »
    Speak up will ya? :D

    Noooooo if I whisper tiny like this I won't get in trouble for being slightly off topic at times. now sssssssssssssssssssshhhhh before you get me in bother

    :p


    An ex once asked me why I dumped him....it seems he didn't understand that trying to PAY my two best mates to go to a hotel with him(while they were helping him pick out my valentines present)....was wrong.
    I can laugh about it now:D


  • #48
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    An ex once asked me why I dumped him....it seems he didn't understand that trying to PAY my two best mates to go to a hotel with him(while they were helping him pick out my valentines present)....was wrong.
    I can laugh about it now:D

    Classy guy :)


  • #49
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Noooooo if I whisper tiny like this I won't get in trouble for being slightly off topic at times. now sssssssssssssssssssshhhhh before you get me in bother

    :p


    An ex once asked me why I dumped him....it seems he didn't understand that trying to PAY my two best mates to go to a hotel with him(while they were helping him pick out my valentines present)....was wrong.
    I can laugh about it now:D

    Women :rolleyes:

    that was your present. He was trying to get them to lez out on you


  • #50
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Women :rolleyes:

    that was your present. He was trying to get them to lez out on you

    Ahhhhhh it all makes sense now:cool:


  • #51
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Ahhhhhh it all makes sense now:cool:

    Hop in your Delorian and tape it.


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