You find a frozen man...

Duggy747 · 31-10-2009 8:52pm #1

...and he happens to be from the medieval times (for sake of him having some intelligence) and for no apparent reason he's alive and well after you thawed him out. :pac:

You find it in your heart to take him in and show him the wonders of modern life.

What would you do to make this guy adjust to today?

(sounds like a plot to a bad 80's Disney movie)

Me, I'd freak him out with the likes of modern technology like a toaster or mobile phone. (women rights would probably give him a heart attack :P )

liah · 31-10-2009 8:54pm

Take him down the pub, of course.

Sure it'd make him feel at home if he's from medieval times.

Overheal · 31-10-2009 8:54pm

Buy him an Xbox and Oblivion GOTY edition.

It'll be just like the good old days - but in HD!

wudangclan · 31-10-2009 8:54pm

bring him to bunratty castle folk park.
he'll never know he was away.

stovelid · 31-10-2009 8:55pm

Get him to kill enemies.

A Doozer · 31-10-2009 8:55pm

Make him watch california man to teach him what not to do.

partyatmygaff · 31-10-2009 8:55pm

Show him a lightbulb, then a radio, then a tv and finally a computer, then make an account for him on boards and he'll be on the same level of knowledge as everyone else on boards when it comes to recent happenings.

Alicat · 31-10-2009 8:56pm

You stole this idea....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1oy_TQ9tyE

Kiith · 31-10-2009 8:56pm

I'd tell him cars were the supreme rulers of the world, and had enslaved mankind in a terrible war. Then give him a weapon and watch what happens.

NothingMan · 31-10-2009 8:57pm

Tell him i'm a wizard and order him to slay my enemies! (in my mind he's a knight).

Saibh · 31-10-2009 8:59pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

What would you do to make this guy adjust to today?

Tell him to read Boards - he will learn all he needs to know...

Duggy747 · 31-10-2009 8:59pm

I'd tell him Arnie was a supreme warrior, show him all Arnie's films and then prove to him that Arnie is in office............like a king

Somebody to worship Arnie with. :pac:

tim0ney · 31-10-2009 9:00pm

I would impress on him the futility of answering hypothetical questions.

brummytom · 31-10-2009 9:00pm

Give him a spliff, a drink and a copy of Zoo magazine.

That'd get him adjusted alright

mardybumbum · 31-10-2009 9:01pm

Bring him to Coppers

robbie_998 · 31-10-2009 9:01pm

i'd get him up to date with the latest clothing

tracksuit, nike runners and some jewelry :pac:

mardybumbum · 31-10-2009 9:02pm

brummytom wrote: »

Give him a spliff,
That'd get him adjusted alright

Thats illegal

Thoie · 31-10-2009 9:03pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

What would you do to make this guy adjust to today?

First I'd have him deloused, then I'd introduce him to modern hygiene standards. While we were doing that I could explain some of the concepts behind hot and cold running water, which would lead nicely into electricity, lights, television and the importance of keeping the front door locked if the TV license inspector calls. I'm sure he's heard the excuse about being revived from ice after a thousand years.

My name is URL · 31-10-2009 9:05pm

I'd take him to Mega Mountain to check out some fresh nugs, bud-dy!

TheZohanS · 31-10-2009 9:08pm

Something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xkTN1Z1rTQ

brummytom · 31-10-2009 9:10pm

mardybumbum wrote: »

Thats illegal

Did the brief say it had to be legal?

o1s1n · 31-10-2009 9:18pm

Give him some moon pie.

Frozen men love moon pie.

What an age to be alive.

Duggy747 · 31-10-2009 9:19pm

brummytom wrote: »

Give him a spliff, a drink and a copy of Zoo magazine.

:P

brummytom wrote: »

Did the brief say it had to be legal?

No, no it didn't. He's yours to teach or feck around with.

Voltex · 31-10-2009 9:31pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

...and he happens to be from the medieval times (for sake of him having some intelligence) and for no apparent reason he's alive and well after you thawed him out. :pac:

You find it in your heart to take him in and show him the wonders of modern life.

What would you do to make this guy adjust to today?

(sounds like a plot to a bad 80's Disney movie)

Me, I'd freak him out with the likes of modern technology like a toaster or mobile phone. (women rights would probably give him a heart attack :P )

The toaster thing wouldnt be much use...how could they have had toast??

Capt'n Midnight · 31-10-2009 10:43pm

liah wrote: »

Take him down the pub, of course.

Sure it'd make him feel at home if he's from medieval times.

you would have to give him warm flat beer

make a fortune off him, get him to explain what the images in the old painting meant
and a whole range of medevil recipies and folk cures - sell millions

wouldn't take too long for him to get clued up, people are people , pub would be best start and break it in gently , after making him have a bath :eek: