I need an excuse to get out of something

Your Lady · 30-10-2009 5:22pm #1

I promised someone I'd be in Knock at 3pm on Sunday afternoon but there's a match on that I'd prefer to watch.

Does anyone have an excuse I could use to get out of it?

Thanks and may Babydaddy bless.

Silverfish · 30-10-2009 5:23pm

You're asking for an excuse to get out of something, in swine flu season.

It's right there.

NothingMan · 30-10-2009 5:24pm

Massively explosive Diarrhea!

30-10-2009 5:24pm

Say you are attending a devil worshipping human sacrifice ceremony.

tallus · 30-10-2009 5:24pm

Your Lady wrote: »

I promised someone I'd be in Knock at 3pm on Sunday afternoon but there's a match on that I'd prefer to watch.

Does anyone have an excuse I could use to get out of it?

Thanks and may Babydaddy bless.

Tell them you're appearing on a Tortilla in Mexico

LadyE · 30-10-2009 5:26pm

Be an adult and tell the truth

Kiera · 30-10-2009 5:27pm

Should i find this funny?

Daroxtar · 30-10-2009 5:27pm

Just ask Martin Collins to come up with something

Sorry · 30-10-2009 5:28pm

Tell them that an image of the Virgin Mary appeared in your toilet bowl. Although then they will want to come round to your house.

AnonoBoy · 30-10-2009 5:30pm

Tell them you're not going to stand in the rain waiting for some stupid apparition to appear or the sun to dance in the feckin' sky and tell them to cop the feck on and stop dragging you around the country to have their rosary beads dunked in sacred chocolate or whatever the sh*te goes on at these things.

That or just say your dog ate Knock.

SV · 30-10-2009 5:30pm

This is pretty good to be honest..

Fizman · 30-10-2009 5:31pm

You're washing your hair this weekend. You can't go out with wet hair.

AnonoBoy · 30-10-2009 5:31pm

LadyE wrote: »

Be an adult and tell the truth

Hah! Shows how much you know. The best thing about being an adult is that you never have to tell the truth.

30-10-2009 5:33pm

Kiera wrote: »

Should i find this funny?

yes:)

caseyann · 30-10-2009 5:37pm

Tell them the truth or are you a people pleaser:DPeople prefer the truth, what would be worse is getting caught out on a lie

Oh ps she will find you

:D

admiralofthefleet · 30-10-2009 5:37pm

say you have AIDS

kittenkiller · 30-10-2009 5:40pm

Family emergency?
Car trouble?
Hot never-to-be-arranged-again date?
Mother's making you do something boring that you can't get out of?
Hangover (this helps if you can set a number of nonsensical SMS's to be sent to the person you're ditching's phone at random hours of the night, indicating your extreme drunkeness)?
Bad chinese the night before?
Anniversary mass that you completely forgot about until now?
You've been arrested, but you're sure it'll blow over?

AnonoBoy · 30-10-2009 5:41pm

I should really pay attention to the OP of threads more often.

FlutterinBantam · 30-10-2009 5:42pm

Tell 'em you are on the blob, and you are crippled with cramps.

SV · 30-10-2009 5:43pm

kittenkiller wrote: »

Anniversary mass that you completely forgot about until now?

Not till the 25th of December isn't it?

AnonoBoy · 30-10-2009 5:44pm

SV wrote: »

Not till the 25th of December isn't it?

That's the birthday. Good Friday is the anniversary mass isn't it?

Doc · 30-10-2009 5:45pm

Tell them you where on your way to meet them and got a flat so had to pull over to change the wheel as you bent over to do so a one eyed Alsatian jumped out of the bushes and preceded to rape you. You are therefor far to traumatized to meet up with them.

You see its the little detail of the Alsatian only having one eye is what makes it believable.

no1beemerfan · 30-10-2009 5:45pm

Tell em you just discovered your preggars and need time to yourself. (And to work out who the daddy is)

SV · 30-10-2009 5:46pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That's the birthday. Good Friday is the anniversary mass isn't it?

Ahh yes.
Sorry, not too up on all this information.

Tell ya what OP, come around mine and we'll see if we can't sort you out with another immaculate conception

Doc · 30-10-2009 5:53pm

SV wrote: »

Ahh yes.
Sorry, not too up on all this information.

Tell ya what OP, come around mine and we'll see if we can't sort you out with another immaculate conception

Surely your not saying that an immaculate conception is the only hope you have of getting a girl pregnant?

You poor man:(

SV · 30-10-2009 5:54pm

Doc wrote: »

Surely your not saying that an immaculate conception is the only hope you have of getting a girl pregnant?

You poor man:(

I know..

The_Kew_Tour · 30-10-2009 5:57pm

Be a man and tell the truth

lucylu · 30-10-2009 5:59pm

say you have the Flu and it could be that of the dreaded swines

Kiera · 30-10-2009 6:06pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

yes:)

Best add myself to my sig so

baaaa · 30-10-2009 6:31pm

You shouldn't have indulged this sort of nonsense in the first place.
I hope you get collared down there in the rain with lots of clapping seals as your team wins.

FearDark · 30-10-2009 6:34pm

Tell them the dog ate it.

/goes back to actually read the 1st post...

EDIT: Facepalm.

NothingMan · 30-10-2009 6:53pm

Don't believe this OP completely went over my head. I feel so silly now that it was explained to me

I need an excuse to get out of something

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