Hilarious! I thought so anyway...

Vitamin C

http://www.27bslash6.com/bike.html

Vitamin C

If you don't find it funny have a look at this to see what this guy is about:

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

If you don't find at least one of these things funny, particularly this one, there's something wrong with you, you're broken.

DirkVoodoo

"Shimano gears, because they are the best"

This guy cracks me up!

jwshooter

yes , my ridley is fitted with a seat post along the lines of blades sword handle .
the wrong ass sits on it blades spring out of it and nuts hit the ground.

sorry slow nite !.

blorg

Christ that is hilarious, it rings true to life enough that I suspect David may just ride a bike himself.

Matthew's Party is another good one that received a lot of media attention.

EDIT: And No pets allowed

Bunnyhopper

If he really was a cyclist then surely this

Things that are almost as good as riding my bicycle:

1. Looking at my bicycle
2. Talking about my bicycle
3. Watching television programs that feature people riding bicycles
4. Cheese

would read like this

Things that are almost as good as riding my bicycle:

1. Looking at my bicycle
2. Talking about my bicycle
3. Watching television programs that feature people riding bicycles
4. Cake

Those two you linked to are hilarious, blorg.

Lumen

blorg wrote: »

Matthew's Party is another good one that received a lot of media attention.

EDIT: And No pets allowed

Cried with laughter. Thanks Blorg.

Vélo

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.




I love this bit!

sibyrne

Very Very funny.

Great find

briano

You have to admire his kid's style:

"You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work."

...or how much I spend on bicycle related paraphanelia

IM0

that is a great find! I remember the one about the spider doing the rounds some time back, but didnt realise he had a site full of other cool stories. Im not sure if its actually made up or is real, frighteningly good fiction regardless.

Vitamin C

me@ucd wrote: »

Im not sure if its actually made up or is real, frighteningly good fiction regardless.

I think it's a mixture of both...either way the man is a genius!