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Is there something Wong with this joke?

  • 28-10-2009 1:24pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a
    knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
    Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
    standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to
    yell louder. "You sign! You sign!"

    Nelson says to him, "Look mate,you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Push off", and shuts the door inhis face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When heopens it the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brakepads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

    Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he
    shoves the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, push off ! You've
    got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his
    face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
    afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door,
    there is the same little Chinaman thrusting a clipboard under his
    nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large
    trucks full of car parts.

    This time Nelson loses his tempercompletely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells athim; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Chinese manooks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"


Comments

  • #2
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Yes, It doesn't work when it's written out. You need to do it in an offensive chinese accent.


  • #3
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    LoL! :D

    Nothing wrong with a joke like that, as long as everyone understands that it is just a joke :)


  • #4
    fullback4glin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 383 ✭✭fullback4glin


    The joke is fine but there is def something wrong wong with you :o


  • #5
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    fullback4glin wrote: »
    The joke is fine but there is def something wrong wong with you :o


    "Yes, It doesn't work when it's written out. You need to do it in an offensive chinese accent. " NothingMan


    Ahhh ! Now that we have 2 wongs its all rite !



  • #6
    Closed ac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Yes, It doesn't work when it's written out. You need to do it in an offensive chinese accent.

    Agreed, I can imagine it being much more funny said aloud.


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