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One for Tuesday

  • 27-10-2009 9:39am
    #1
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭


    Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick
    of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont
    as far from humanity as possible.
    Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
    Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of
    almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on
    his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing
    there.
    "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge...
    Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."

    "Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some
    local folks. Thank you."
    As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some
    drinkin'"
    "Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can do
    that with the best of them."
    Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be
    some fightin', too."
    Damn, Sam thinks... tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll
    be there. Thanks again."
    Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at
    these parties, too."
    "Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six
    months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear to
    the party?"
    Enoch stops in the door again and says "Whatever you want, it's just
    gonna be the two of us"


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