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What's the durtiest word?

  • 26-10-2009 11:39pm
    #1
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭


    Well gang. What's the duuurtiest word you know? For me it has to be "at".
    The difference between being with a girl and being at a girl is outrageous.
    Sex is only a dirty word if you use it as a verb. ie. "I sexed her"

    Anyone who considers "fist" as a verb rather than a noun is just plain wrong imho.


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  • #2
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Cunt tbh..


  • #3
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    'Discharge'


  • #4
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Moist.

    Don't ask.


  • #5
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    She was got 'at' has a nice ring to it ok


  • #6
    captainspeckle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 606 ✭✭✭captainspeckle


    recession...




    /shudder.


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  • #7
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Dirtiest word?

    Manure


  • #8
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Flaps


  • #9
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Hard.

    TBH, the hard water section of science nearly killed me.


  • #10
    tim0ney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭tim0ney


    liah wrote: »
    Moist.

    A disgusting [girl] friend of mine, at a party, in the pub, wherever... likes nothing more than using the phrase "moist gusset"

    I usually have to leave the pint/can down for a while after that.


  • #11
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    **********

    ^ that one ;)


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  • #12
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Felched


  • #13
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    Felched

    I'll never forgive boards for teaching me what that word means


  • #14
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Awhile ago it was MCD

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #15
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Growler


  • #16
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Vagina, tbh.


  • #17
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Mangina,ive seen that word float around AH few times,dont want to know what it means,sounds horrendous.


  • #18
    Azureus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Vagina, tbh.

    Such a horrible word!

    I just googled felched. Thanks for that! :(


  • #19
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Yore ma!

    Think I got that into her, sorry here first :D I made a joke!

    Kebab.. nasty word.


  • #20
    Jemmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Azureus wrote: »
    I just googled felched. Thanks for that! :(

    Me too, ewwwww!

    Cnut would be the worst imo, horrible vulgar word.


  • #21
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭rizzee


    FFS and I was having a curry

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define+felched


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  • #22
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'll never forgive boards for teaching me what that word means
    i just had ta go and google that didnt i


  • #23
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Munging FTW.


  • #24
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Munging FTW.
    Another one boards introduced me to
    dannym08 wrote: »
    i just had ta go and google that didnt i
    Yep.. I did too, made me feel physically sick :(


  • #25
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    " I do"


    Two word fail :o


  • #26
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    definately "used".


  • #27
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    themadchef wrote: »
    " I do"


    Two word fail :o
    The_B_Man wrote: »
    definately "used".

    Posted within a minute of each other too.

    / Divorce


  • #28
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Felch felched felching felcher. And the swear filter hasnt a clue. So much better than fuck. Felch away lads. :)


  • #29
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Fistula


  • #30
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    anal-ogy

    ;):D


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  • #31
    mega man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭mega man


    hairy fanny


  • #32
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Goothar or gicker.


  • #33
    discobeaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    clunge,clout or ham wallet! All names for the "vagina thingy"


  • #34
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    minge or gash when referring to a ladies bits.


  • #35
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Beef curtains


  • #36
    ironictoaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,169 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Knobjockey


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  • #37
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Cúnt, the one word I get in trouble for saying.:mad:
    Might try and slip "felch" into a conversation with a teacher sometime.:cool:
    Btw felching is fúcking disgusting.:eek:


  • #38
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    ****, obviously. :pac:


  • #39
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #40
    dyl10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    Mouldy


  • #41
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The lemon Club:eek:


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  • #42
    Ann22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    I've three hated words...'c*nt', 'c*ck' and 'sp*nk'.


  • #43
    dyl10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    Ann22 wrote: »
    'sp*nk'.

    I love a bit of that tbh


  • #44
    Bradles!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭Bradles!


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    Felched

    My innocence!! :eek: Gone...


  • #45
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Mung


  • #46
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ynotdu wrote: »
    WAR

    The durtiest word (I presume we are talkin about in a sexual context) I think is Pi** .. if it's said by a woman in a porno or in real life there can be no filthier thang a biatch can say :cool:

    If a man said it though it would be vile. Women are pretty though :D


  • #47
    johnmayerstrat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭johnmayerstrat


    Whatever!!!!!

    I see blood red when it's said a a lame excuse.

    "Hun......... Do ya fancy a chinese or will i cook.?"

    "WHATEVER!!!"

    *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"


  • #48
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    tim0ney wrote: »
    A disgusting [girl] friend of mine, at a party, in the pub, wherever... likes nothing more than using the phrase "moist gusset"

    I usually have to leave the pint/can down for a while after that.

    A friend of mine once got so hammered that she ended up vomiting into her underwear whilst sitting on the loo. We now call her "gooey gusset"

    For me the worst words are:

    Moist
    Discharge
    Vomit
    Pussy


  • #49
    Mclovin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭Mclovin


    Durty/ Funny word is ...

    SWALLY

    Introduce that word into any conversation and the mind cannot but think of BJ's


  • #50
    Ann22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    'Moist' isn't so bad Chinafoot when you're describing a sponge cake:).
    These aren't dirty words really but totally horrible -
    Pus
    Crust(as in encrusted scab or wound)
    oh and the mother of all disgusting words -Phlegm:( yeeesht!!


  • #51
    Ann22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    Just thought of another one....Check out this fridge's brand name:o. I wouldn't fancy the cheese that's been stored in it:D.

    smeg_mini.jpg


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