Fcukin Lovely

brummytom

AH obviously has some curse out on it's users at the moment. A rat and and a dog in boardsies kitchens yesterday.

Just popped down to get a drink from the kitchen. Get to the door of the breakfast room, the cats stood there, a mouse on the ground next to him. Tiny little baby mouse. The cat standing there tall and proud, as if to say
"Look what I brought in.. aren't I amazing?". I tell my dad, because I'm not gonna fucking clear it up. He can't be arsed, he'll just leave it until the morning and hope the cat doesn't eat it.

Thing is, he says he doesn't think the mouse is dead


What's the weirdest thing you've had come into your house? We've had a few mice.. the completely live one was the worst. The cat must have brought it in for a laugh, it ran round the kitchen. Then there was some retarded looking thing up on the sink a few weeks ago. I turned the light on, it jumped, I screamed and ran. Came back a minute later and it had disappeared.
And then the live bird the cat brought in. That flew round the whole house, reappeared the next day.

Anyway, you know, reply and stuff.

MagicMarker

2 bats flying around my head in an enclosed space.

liah

An opossum.

Imagine waking up to that face when you're five years old.
Explains a lot about why I am the way I am now.. scarred for life.

tailgunner

brummytom wrote: »

What's the weirdest thing you've had come into your house?

Ahem...

"Yore ma."

Did I do that right?

brummytom

liah wrote: »

An opossum.

Imagine waking up to that face when you're five years old.
Explains a lot about why I am the way I am now.. scarred for life.

Sweet baby Jesus, that'd give me a heart attack

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

What's the weirdest thing you've had come into your house?

Liam ....the former Big Brother housemate .That was a weird moement :cool:

Pygmalion

brummytom wrote: »

What's the weirdest thing you've had come into your house?

Yore ma

I was living in an old farmhouse for a while while my current house was being built. Huge bat infestation, heard squeaking and stuff but assumed it was mice, eventually we realised the problem when they came out and starting flying around the bedroom I was in (I think they were going for my hair, maybe just flying around erratically?).
My mam freaked the **** out and we went to stay at a friend of hers... Never went back except to collect our stuff again.

Edit: Oh FFS, not only am I not the first "Yore ma" post (which I was expecting tbh), I'm not even the first bat post.

phasers

I guess the camera crew was pretty weird

Celly Smunt

a magpie flew down my chimney,smashed my glass coffee table the b&stard.

Atavan-Halen

There was a moth infestation in my house a few weeks ago. It was a bit weird, but we got new carpets out of it

January

Jesus Tom, are you really a girl?? Jumping and screaming at random things in the sink... not clearing a mouse up that your cat brought in??

Weirdest thing has probably been a bird that flew in through the window one morning while I was still sleeping. It landed on my head. Oh and I once woke up with a cat asleep on my face... it was my aunts house and I didn't know she had a cat...

Jesus Wept

Do you have a lunchroom and a dinnerroom too?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Contrary to popular belief, "your ma" jokes are fcuking stupid. You will realise one day how unfunny they actually are. When you do, slap yourself, hard...

Oddest thing was a wild bird, it shat everywhere...

Daroxtar

An elephant came in my window. I had to swim out of the room.

/Gets coat

candy-gal1

a snake which slithered downstairs from the other apartment!

and one of those brown birds, cant remember the name on the lampshade in my room!

brummytom

The-Rigger wrote: »

Do you have a lunchroom and a dinnerroom too?

Nope, we've got the Dining room though.. that sounds sort of like Dinner Room

adrieanne__x wrote: »

Jesus Tom, are you really a girl?? Jumping and screaming at random things in the sink... not clearing a mouse up that your cat brought in??

I'm a city boy! I'm not used to country mice and all that shite

DancingQueen:)

A dog isn't exactly weird but when my sister woke up there was a dog in her room messing everything around. My dad had left the door open at night and a random dog had just wondered in. She didn't think it was funny but i was laughing for days

A pigeon flew down the chimney when i was in the house by myself before aswel. Scared the life out of me and i hadn't a clue what to do. I opened the window and went up to my room! Took a while but it went eventually.

liah

I've had quite a laundry list of uninvited animals in many houses we've had over time.

Found a huge pet white rat on our kitchen table in Cali once, crawled in through the window when we were out. He was cool. Have had skunks wander in. Had raccoons living in our chimney, squirrels getting into our walls, birds in the chimney at another house as well as quite a few getting into the house (we love having windows open), random dogs we don't know. Found an iguana once, don't know who's pet that was but it was pretty cool. Countless mice but I don't really think about them as weird to have in a house (lived in the country a lot.) Garden snakes on our front porch. Robin and dove nests in big vine balls on our front porch. A cat adopted us one day, she had her kittens outside somewhere (we'd seen her around outside but didn't feed her or anything) and brought them in and made a nest under my bed for them!

Still, the opossum one was the coolest, hands down. Scary to wake up to, but after the initial shock he was pretty class.

Dudess

liah wrote: »

An opossum.

Jesus wept... I recoiled at that image.

Not much here: same as Tom - the cat bringing in a half-alive mouse and torturing it. Gleefully.

jumpguy

There's loads of cats around the place, and one day the front door was left open for a minute. I closed it and proceeded to watch TV/whatever I was doing for an hour. Go upstairs, and I hear a miowing. Cat inside my bed. Dirty ****er was wet, and I hate cats. I grabbed the cúnt and flew him as far as I could out my front door (not hurting him, just sending a message about entering the house, and then sleeping in MY bed). He miowed at the front door for ages and I proceeded to scare him off. Ahh the satisfaction...

The_Minister

brummytom wrote: »

AH obviously has some curse out on it's users at the moment. A rat and and a dog in boardsies kitchens yesterday.

Just popped down to get a drink from the kitchen. Get to the door of the breakfast room, the cats stood there, a mouse on the ground next to him. Tiny little baby mouse. The cat standing there tall and proud, as if to say
"Look what I brought in.. aren't I amazing?". I tell my dad, because I'm not gonna fucking clear it up. He can't be arsed, he'll just leave it until the morning and hope the cat doesn't eat it.

Thing is, he says he doesn't think the mouse is dead


What's the weirdest thing you've had come into your house? We've had a few mice.. the completely live one was the worst. The cat must have brought it in for a laugh, it ran round the kitchen. Then there was some retarded looking thing up on the sink a few weeks ago. I turned the light on, it jumped, I screamed and ran. Came back a minute later and it had disappeared.
And then the live bird the cat brought in. That flew round the whole house, reappeared the next day.

Anyway, you know, reply and stuff.

I beat you on grossness http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055251782

liah

atavan-halen wrote: »

There was a moth infestation in my house a few weeks ago. It was a bit weird, but we got new carpets out of it

That reminds me, we had a ladybug infestation one summer a couple years back. We literally couldn't see out the windows (and I'm not exaggerating) there were so many of them. It was utterly bizarre! Had to vacuum them like 20 times a day from whenever we'd open the door.

Good thing I don't mind bugs.

anonymous_joe

The dog caught a pigeon once. Feathers everywhere. ><

SoupyNorman

brummytom wrote: »

What's the weirdest thing you've had come into your house?

This guy used to go door to door in my area wearing a suit and he had a briefcase, one day I was called into the kitchen by me mam and there he was standing, looking at me with a grin on his face...I was told to sit on a chair and not move, then he reached into the briefcase, took out a scissors and cut my hair.

So, weirdest thing ever to come into my house was a door to door barber.

Mr Yellow

Lived abroad for a few years, thailand was one of my homes, a buddy of mine told me he woke up to find a python in is house....!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy5qJ2hLk44

Saibh

Had a cat once who would bring in a bird or two.

Had a few mice visiting for a very short stay

ToniTuddle

My mother called me to clean up a wee mouse that one of the cats had killed.....

Turns out she needs her bloody eyes testing it was a feicing RAT. Cool to finally see one after all this time but EWWWW.

Caught them toying with a poor little fieldmouse/shrew type thing the last day but I managed to rescue it!:D

brummytom

Aldebaran wrote:

When I was five I let a pair of Jehovahs Witnesses into the house, my mother nearly killed me, took over an hour to get them out.

Ah God, they're the worst.

My dad made the mistake of talking to them.. then they came round every Sunday for a chat. My mom had to say in the end "Though I admire what you do; We're Catholic, and that's not going to change"

That got rid of them

liah

Just remembered something else.. I could fill this damn thread!

Caught a mouse in a live trap I made out of a cardboard box. Took him outside, turned the box upside down and expected him to fall out.. he didn't. Went mad looking for him, then I felt a little weight on my shirt.

Then I felt little claws on my chest.

Protip: Never wear a low-cut top when releasing mice.

The thing went down my shirt and got caught in my bra. Had to strip my shirt and bra off (thank god I lived in the country and there was no one in site for a good 10 acres) just to get him off.

Props to him for the effort though, he got to second base before anyone else had! :pac:

Ferris_Bueller

Toss up between 2 bats and a dead chicken.

Senna

When i was about 14 i got up early one morning and went down stairs, i was first up so i started to roll up the blinds on the porch doors, as i started to roll it up i seen a pair of women shoes out side the glass door, as i rolled the blind up further a pair of bare legs, then bare knee's, then bare thighs, then a tiny red tartan skirt, (at this stage i had a semi) then a bare belly, then a tight top with a nice set of boobs, and finally the most gorgeous girl i had ever seen in my pubescent life.
I opened the door not knowing if it was my birthday and xmas all in one, but it turned out she was locked out of the B&B next door and had come over to my house to use the phone.

Needless to say i had to go back to bed after that and rub one out to cam down.

itsallaboutheL

liah wrote: »

Props to him for the effort though, he got to second base before anyone else had! :pac:

Liar!!

liah

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Liar!!

What's that supposed to mean?! I was 13!

phasers

liah wrote: »

An opossum.

What do you mean, that's a cat

http://www.chicgeeks.com/uploaded_images/Cat-found-717189.PNG

DirkVoodoo

A slightly hammered leinster rugby player when my sister had some friends over and we were all away.

My brother the rugby fan found he had signed his name a couple of dozen times on a Leinster poster in his room.

G_R

well i woke up one morning and a couple of random people i couldnt remember meeting were asleep on the floor in my sitting room... that was awkward

itsallaboutheL

liah wrote: »

What's that supposed to mean?! I was 13!

Hmmm, i'm not really sure... i've a pain in my head leave me alone :o

bronte

A bat flew into my grandparents house a while back. Bit of an old Bruce Wayne moment there. By Bruce Wayne moment, I mean me running around the house screaming hysterically.

brummytom

Ferris_Bueller wrote: »

Toss up between 2 bats and a dead chicken.

We have a dead chicken in our house every Sunday?

allandanyways

*vacuum seals self in room*

A husky and an Irish wolfhound once made sweet love on our deck, and aside from mice and the odd bird, nothing too unusual.

Rowley Birkin QC

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a city sissy boy! I'm not used to country mice and all that shite

FYP.

jumpguy

allandanyways wrote: »

*vacuum seals self in room*

RIP.

brummytom

I just went down to the kitchen... wearing my slippers, you can never be too careful.
Mouse and Cat gone.

About 5 slugs round the place! Disgusting wriggly bastards.
Got the salt on them

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

I just went down to the kitchen... wearing my slippers, you can never be too careful.

Mouse and Cat gone.

About 5 slugs round the place! Disgusting wriggly bastards.
Got the salt on them

Tom , you have an infestation ....GTF outta there now

IvySlayer

The cat is bringing you live food to please its owners. Don't give out to it, or he/she will just think it's not good enough.

Might come back with a giraffe or something next time.

I remember when my cat brought me a dead robin as a present.

Piste

There was a cat that used to wander into our house. I like cats so I used to feed him to try and get him to visit more often. Once he wandered right up to the top of our house and had a little nap until my mum discovered him. He stopped visiting a while ago though

The weirdest thing is he came into our house out of the blue and when we looked at his collar we saw he had the same name as our dog who had recently died.

amcalester

I've woken up in other peoples houses, I'd say that was weird for them.

Snowie

I found a mouse while play ps3 at 4 in the morning running around. I hate not having a cat my little tabby would of busted that mouse up :cool:

allanb49

Not in my place but was walking home from metallica last year and at the ballally luas crossroads on the far side of the road i hear this low whine, head across the road to investigate and find a semi open duffle bag with three kittens inside that had been abandoned tried to ger them take them to a vet or shelter but ran away scared sh1tless

D.Q

i have a friend who got a knock on his door a few years back.

he opened it to some frantic traveller chap babbling about a chicken... he allowed the traveller into his house and upon some investigation, found a live chicken in one of his kitchen cupboards.

spoofilyj

I had a Bat fly in the dormer window when I was in the bath reading one time, I dont know what it is about being naked but you just feel more vulnerable... So I jumped out grabed a towel and then picked him off the top of the mirror and put him out the window again.

Another time I was having a shower and the window ledge is about the same level as my crotch and I looked down to get the shower gel and there was a hugh queen wasp just having a bit of a walk on the sponge, needless to say the window was opened and the spong,wasp and all got fcuked out double time... Still makes me shiver ever time i think about the possibility of being stung in the willy... No thanks.