Does this happen in Dublin?

FlutterinBantam

The Flutt was on a recent trip to Cologne, and after a long days negotiations decided that a little recreation wouldn't go amiss, so headed for the social quarter and into a top class nightclub.

Everything was going smoothly, top class tottie"fizzing at the gash" as it were and good beer and stuff.

About 0130 got a little "tight" in the badge area and proceeded to the shítters to relieve myself.

Was confronted by a very large gent with an ivory smile prof erring wet wipes and tissues.

Tried to ease past but nothing doing, took the items and he pointed to a tray suggesting €3.00 was the stipend.

Anyway, bit of a bind ,mole at the door, as they say ,paid up and into the cube.

No fcukin jacks paper anywhere!! Clean empty.

Right, says I , fcuk this, spooled up and discharged a particularly loose and runny load in the general direction of the pot. Not pretty I can assure you.Lot of spread.

Anyway on the way out Mr Ivory was all smiles,so I gently inclined my head to the devastated cube and exited swiftly.

Does this go on in Dublin??

Doc

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The Flutt was on a recent trip to Cologne, and after a long days negotiations decided that a little recreation wouldn't go amiss, so headed for the social quarter and into a top class nightclub.

Everything was going smoothly, top class tottie"fizzing at the gash" as it were and good beer and stuff.

About 0130 got a little "tight" in the badge area and proceeded to the shítters to relieve myself.

Was confronted by a very large gent with an ivory smile prof erring wet wipes and tissues.

Tried to ease past but nothing doing, took the items and he pointed to a tray suggesting €3.00 was the stipend.

Anyway, bit of a bind ,mole at the door, as they say ,paid up and into the cube.

No fcukin jacks paper anywhere!! Clean empty.

Right, says I , fcuk this, spooled up and discharged a particularly loose and runny load in the general direction of the pot. Not pretty I can assure you.Lot of spread.

Anyway on the way out Mr Ivory was all smiles,so I gently inclined my head to the devastated cube and exited swiftly.

Does this go on in Dublin??

So you didnt wipe your arse?

K-9

Did he give you some Cologne?

Cologne in Cologne. That would have been cool.

Schism

Yeah I'm sure you've had a ****e in a Dublin nightclub too.

Zebra3

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The Flutt was on a recent trip to Cologne, and after a long days negotiations decided that a little recreation wouldn't go amiss, so headed for the social quarter and into a top class nightclub.

Everything was going smoothly, top class tottie"fizzing at the gash" as it were and good beer and stuff.

About 0130 got a little "tight" in the badge area and proceeded to the shítters to relieve myself.

Was confronted by a very large gent with an ivory smile prof erring wet wipes and tissues.

Tried to ease past but nothing doing, took the items and he pointed to a tray suggesting €3.00 was the stipend.

Anyway, bit of a bind ,mole at the door, as they say ,paid up and into the cube.

No fcukin jacks paper anywhere!! Clean empty.

Right, says I , fcuk this, spooled up and discharged a particularly loose and runny load in the general direction of the pot. Not pretty I can assure you.Lot of spread.

Anyway on the way out Mr Ivory was all smiles,so I gently inclined my head to the devastated cube and exited swiftly.

Does this go on in Dublin??

Yes, people in Dublin shyte as well.

TheZohanS

Yawn...

phasers

Ewww

Neamhshuntasach

So how about those yankees

FlutterinBantam

Should be a good World Series.



Gooooo Phils.

Celly Smunt

happens everywhere,in cologne they seem to charge you a stiff fee to take a sh1t though


and yes,they do give cologne in cologne,eau du cologne in fact,pretty smell,terrible after taste

AckwelFoley

always wear an extra pair of socks for such an occasion.

Remove, wipe, bin.

This thread shall have more pages than the lisbon debate with equal amounts of shyte being talked.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

It get's really really old, your stories are the same, really, stop this. It's not funny. It never was, it never will be.

FlutterinBantam

Yeah dead right, like failed journalism, gets tiresome.

I agree with you.

CCCP^

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

So how about those yankees

Great team this year, gonna go all the way.

phasers

CCCP^ wrote: »

Great team this year, gonna go all the way.

All the way to what?

AckwelFoley

CCCP^ wrote: »

Great team this year, gonna go all the way.

its a quote from a film or a tv show, cant remember where or what but i remember laughing.

it was used to change the subject in an awkward situation

AckwelFoley

phasers wrote: »

All the way to what?

world series.

wimmens.

sport.



pffft.

FlutterinBantam

Phillies all the way.

Overheal

Flut I think its high time for a name change. The toilet humer is getting old.

FlutterinBantam

Aaah go on outa that.

Loosen things up a bit, nothing too serious.

Doesn't bother me, but people need to unbuckle the straps?

Just a bit of frissom fun in my opinion.


Cut the cords buddy!!

Johnny Weasel

Brinley Icy Sofa wrote: »

It get's really really old, your stories are the same, really, stop this. It's not funny. It never was, it never will be.

A bit like your posts.

FlutterinBantam

Yeah... bitterness seeps in after a while Johnny.;)

mikom

snyper wrote: »

its a quote from a film or a tv show, cant remember where or what but i remember laughing.

it was used to change the subject in an awkward situation

Trains, planes, and automobiles, I think.

population

There is more than a touch of 20 Major going on in these poosts

MmmmmCheese

If someone with a smaller post count had posted a thread like this it would have been locked loooong ago....

TheZohanS

MmmmmCheese wrote: »

If someone with a smaller post count had posted a thread like this it would have been locked loooong ago....

If you have a problem with a Post please use the Report Post button.

Thanks.

Bob_Harris

MmmmmCheese wrote: »

If someone with a smaller post count had posted a thread like this it would have been locked loooong ago....

Exactly. A few weeks ago I started a thread asking people what direction they wipe their arse in and do they look at the toilet paper afterwards.

It was locked after only a few replies.

For shame Moderators, for shame.

TheZohanS

Bob_Harris wrote: »

Exactly. A few weeks ago I started a thread asking people what direction they wipe their arse in and do they look at the toilet paper afterwards.

It was lock after a few replies.

For shame Moderators, for shame.

If you have a problem with a post report it, NO BACK SEAT MODDING.

Four-Percent

TheZohan wrote: »

If you have a problem with a post report it, NO BACK SEAT MODDING.

I think that may have been a joke

Midnight_EG

Bob_Harris wrote: »

Exactly. A few weeks ago I started a thread asking people what direction they wipe their arse in and do they look at the toilet paper afterwards.

It was locked after only a few replies.

For shame Moderators, for shame.

Well in all honesty, this topic is about the price of leaving a poop and having nothing to wipe with, yours was about how you wipe it and stare at it....see the difference?

Rather talk about ****, or money?

rainbowdrop

****e thread.......

SV

I took a huge dump the other day.
It actually hurt me, physically and mentally.

Never again

Sofaspud

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Well in all honesty, this topic is about the price of leaving a poop and having nothing to wipe with, yours was about how you wipe it and stare at it....see the difference?

Rather talk about ****, or money?

But nobody is talking about "the topic", most of the replies seem to be about how repetative and unfunny Flutt's threads are.

So, in a way, the thread has become about sh1te.

TheZohanS

Right OP, if you are wondering if this happens in Dublin I suggest you try the Dublin Forum.

I think this thread has been worthwhile in showing you what people think about toilet threads, they're really not funny anymore.


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