is your boss a cnut?

genericguy · 25-10-2009 10:13pm #1

mine is.

i fcuking can't stand him. he was at one time the best in the business, however, he is now old, absolutely fcuking batshit crazy and completely out of touch with reality, constantly making the most demented and unrealistic demands I've ever heard, the going absolutely nuclear when said demands are not met. In fact I'm pretty sure he has an international reputation for being a basket case, in spite of which he's essentially become a guru in our subject matter. Talking to him is so mental, it's like climbing into one of the early pink floyd albums but nowhere near as fun as I'd expect that to be.

I actually can't stand thinking about him - as I'm typing, the noise of my teeth grinding is drowning out the wonderful sound of the allman brothers. When I meet with him in his office, I have walter mitty-like fantasies of twisting his head until it comes off. I reckon it'd take two full turns.

anyone else hate their boss as much as I hate mine?

omahaid · 25-10-2009 10:15pm

genericguy wrote: »

absolutely fcuking batshit crazy and completely out of touch with reality

He sounds like a brilliant boss, much more entertaining than mine!!!

Photi · 25-10-2009 10:15pm

A German polar bear?

robbie_998 · 25-10-2009 10:16pm

genericguy wrote: »

mine is.

i fcuking can't stand him. he was at one time the best in the business, however, he is now old, absolutely fcuking batshit crazy and completely out of touch with reality, constantly making the most demented and unrealistic demands I've ever heard, the going absolutely nuclear when said demands are not met. In fact I'm pretty sure he has an international reputation for being a basket case, in spite of which he's essentially become a guru in our subject matter. Talking to him is so mental, it's like climbing into one of the early pink floyd albums but nowhere near as fun as I'd expect that to be.

I actually can't stand thinking about him - as I'm typing, the noise of my teeth grinding is drowning out the wonderful sound of the allman brothers. When I meet with him in his office, I have walter mitty-like fantasies of twisting his head until it comes off. I reckon it'd take two full turns.

anyone else hate their boss as much as I hate mine?

Well after taking all that into account, I am going to have to let you go.

This is your two week notice to get any belongings you may have in the office and to clear out. Your Payslip and P45 will be in the post.

Thank you

:pac::pac::pac:

jumpguy · 25-10-2009 10:19pm

Is your boss Enda Kenny?

genericguy · 25-10-2009 10:21pm

robbie_998 wrote: »

Well after taking all that into account, I am going to have to let you go.

This is your two week notice to get any belongings you may have in the office and to clear out. Your Payslip and P45 will be in the post.

Thank you

:pac::pac::pac:

imposter - if my boss saw this, he'd probably turn around and say "why for you are say these nice things for me? i think you are great also. let us go for a walk on saturn this afternoon, i'll sail us there on my balloon".

I wouldn't be surprised if his birth cert said "place of birth: david lynch's mind."

omahaid · 25-10-2009 10:23pm

genericguy wrote: »

i think you are great also. let us go for a walk on saturn this afternoon, i'll sail us there on my balloon"."

Any why is this a bad thing? He sounds brilliant, feckin hell, the laughs that could be had

Voltex · 25-10-2009 10:34pm

Like a Boss

kincsem · 25-10-2009 10:36pm

pink floyd, allman brothers, walter-mitty ..... Duane Allman died 38 years ago.

How old are you? And how old is your boss? :eek:

genericguy · 25-10-2009 10:38pm

kincsem wrote: »

pink floyd, allman brothers, walter-mitty ..... Duane Allman died 38 years ago.

How old are you? And how old is your boss? :eek:

i'm 24, he's in his 60s.

Notorious · 25-10-2009 10:43pm

My boss is a nut too. Thankfully I only work part-time.

For example, last week the lunatic smashed the wall in various places with a hammer, because he was convinced the staff were robbing stock and stashing it behind the wall. How he expected us to get the stock out from behind the wall without bringing it to his attention is beyond me...

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 25-10-2009 10:58pm

I love my bosses.(I work for my mammy and daddy:p)

InkSlinger67 · 25-10-2009 11:03pm

Michaela Rhythmic Twinkle wrote: »

I love my bosses.(I work for my mammy and daddy:p)

Elisabeth Fritzl??

vestanpance · 25-10-2009 11:41pm

genericguy wrote: »

anyone else hate their boss as much as I hate mine?

Nope

Lia_lia · 25-10-2009 11:58pm

Don't really have a boss. But all the managers are wonderfully nice as far as managers go.

ejmaztec · 25-10-2009 11:58pm

I've worked for so many cnuts, I've got "Tampon" as a qualification my CV.:(

Sea Sharp · 25-10-2009 11:58pm

I boss is a cuunt. Well more of an idiot who will let some people walk all over him and then vent this aggression on the people who are nice to him.

Piste · 26-10-2009 12:00am

Well lah di dah, aren't we terribly posh with our bosses and our employment :pac:

ascanbe · 26-10-2009 12:17am

He/she is for the very simple reason that he/she doesn't exist; very inconsiderate of him/her, I could use a job right now.
Though potentially he does exist; I/he just hasn't got around to creating a job for me yet.
So yeah; he's a cnut.

Royale with Cheese · 26-10-2009 12:23am

I have 2. One is, one isn't.

mikom · 26-10-2009 12:27am

I'm my own boss.
Yes, I am a cnut.

Cheeky_gal · 26-10-2009 12:30am

She's unbeleivable ! :mad:

She tells me my appearance is scruffy n all this yet I'm one of the least scruffiest people ever. Even staff have come up to me and said "did she just say what i think she said to you?" and all this in shock like.

I just complained to HR though so hopefully i'll be the one to say sooo loooong beeeatch

Having said that there's no chance they're gonna let her go over one small complaint from a 19 year old girl :rolleyes:

Cadiz · 26-10-2009 12:37am

Have come to the conclusion that to be a boss you have to be an utter cnut..

robbie_998 · 26-10-2009 12:40am

mikom wrote: »

I'm my own boss.
Yes, I am a cnut.

i think somebody wants post of the day again for tomorrow

Overheal · 26-10-2009 12:46am

I was making fun of a Chiense menu the other day and when I got to a certain point a said "Oh ladi-da, a Diet Section" and the boss told me "Yeah, Too late."

But I did get to kick him a few times in the Shin for that :pac:

Dartz · 26-10-2009 12:49am

My boss is not a Viking King.

drunkymonkey · 27-10-2009 2:02pm

My boss is my Dad, so ................... yes!

Gone Drinking · 27-10-2009 2:06pm

genericguy wrote: »

i fcuking can't stand him. he was at one time the best in the business, however, he is now old, absolutely fcuking batshit crazy and completely out of touch with reality, constantly making the most demented and unrealistic demands I've ever heard, the going absolutely nuclear when said demands are not met.

You work for Bill Cullen?