There's nothing better than.....

JohnCleary

.... sitting on the jacks taking a sh1te, just after a nice kebab, drink in hand laptop on the lap.

Feel free to add your own :pac:

trout

you eat kebabs in the loo? ... that's sick

WIZE

WTF

JohnCleary

trout wrote: »

you eat kebabs in the loo? ... that's sick

Ya might try actually reading a post before replying to it in the future

Mint Sauce

JohnCleary wrote: »

.... sitting on the jacks taking a sh1te, just after a nice kebab, drink in hand laptop on the lap.

Feel free to add your own :pac:

where will you put the laptop when, you know, wipe

JohnCleary

irish-stew wrote: »

where will you put the laptop when, you know, wipe

WIPE? Do I look like one of those posh gits to you? :pac:

Abi

Colouration? Shape? was the going soft / hard etc.?


Place your bets here folks plaayse!


My bet goes for: golden brown, long and smooth, and uber stinky, with the "if it doesn't smell, yer not well" after thought.


Seriously.. seriously seriously... Just NO =/

brummytom

Well I've just had a nice long fap, cleaned myself up..just logging off the computer and listening to Luke Kelly singing the Auld Triangle. And I get an extra hour of sleep.


Life's good

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Colouration? Shape? was the going soft / hard etc.?

Place your bets here folks plaayse!

My bet goes for: golden brown, long and smooth, and uber stinky, with the "if it doesn't smell, yer not well" after thought.

I didn't know you were into scat, abi. If you keep the legs tanned, you can crimp one out on my chest :pac:

this may be a lie

brummytom wrote: »

Well I've just had a nice long fap, cleaned myself up..just logging off the computer and listening to Luke Kelly singing the Auld Triangle. And I get an extra hour of sleep.

Will you ever stop talking about ****?

citizen_p

hmmm brcause everyone goes on the laptop while their half naked and excreting somthing....nice


how do ppl have ime to read etc on the toilet.... im in and out like a strategic bomber but some ppl take half an hour..

brummytom

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Will you ever stop talking about ****?

When I die, yes

namelessguy

Some things are worth spending time on. After all you've worked on ait long enough, what's a little extra time?

mikom

brummytom wrote: »

When I die, yes

The new crime forensic series from the BBC starring brummytom- it's called '**** The dead'...

jumpguy

brummytom wrote: »

When I die, yes

Are you sure you're not going to include it in your epitaph?

K-9

JohnCleary wrote: »

.... sitting on the jacks taking a sh1te, just after a nice kebab, drink in hand laptop on the lap.

Feel free to add your own :pac:

Yep, definitely nothing better!

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

Are you sure you're not going to include it in your epitaph?

Here lieth Tom.

Wanker



Wow, that could work on two levels

Sea Sharp

getting a blowjob while smoking a J.

Gummy Panda

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

getting a blowjob while smoking a J.

what about hot rocks?

Sea Sharp

what about hot rocks?

Yes that does tend to make them twitch a bit.

Abi

A guy in college insists on giving every detail of his visits to the toilet. The lads either love hearing this or are faking it well. He takes pictures of his turds, the works. The bastard always looks at me too, and I know its cos he knows I think hes fcuking filthy. I've a plan, and after mid-term hes going to be ****ting his fcuking keks in the lab when I'm done with him. He won't have to tell that story with everyone watching

Gummy Panda wrote: »

this may be a lie

/rubs oil on legs

namelessguy

Abigayle wrote: »

A guy in college insists on giving every detail of his visits to the toilet. The lads either love hearing this or are faking it well. He takes pictures of his turds, the works. The bastard always looks at me too, and I know its cos he knows I think hes fcuking filthy. I've a plan, and after mid-term hes going to be ****ting his fcuking keks in the lab when I'm done with him. He won't have to tell that story with everyone watching


/rubs oil on legs

I hope I speak for everyone else when I say WTF?!

Agent Smith

brummytom wrote: »

Well I've just had a nice long fap, cleaned myself up..just logging off the computer and listening to Luke Kelly singing the Auld Triangle. And I get an extra hour of sleep.


Life's good

St Francis of Assisi would be ashemed Thomas

brummytom

Agent Smith wrote: »

St Francis of Assisi would be ashemed Thomas

This is why AH scares me

Sea Sharp

namelessguy wrote: »

I hope I speak for everyone else when I say WTF?!

Alcahol influence presumably. :P

grenache

Being Healthy. You people do not know how lucky you really are

TheZohanS

Abigayle wrote: »

/rubs oil on legs

Pleas take flirting to brummytoms PM.

Thank you.

Agent Smith

oh Zohan, Your No Terry....

brummytom

TheZohan wrote: »

Pleas take flirting to brummytoms PM.

Thank you.

This should really be in the charter

Gummy Panda

TheZohan wrote: »

Pleas take flirting to brummytoms PM.

Thank you.

Thats not a good idea.

We all know Abigayle is a commie trying to steal all our precious bodily fluids and that Brummytom likes to share his..

brummytom

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Thats not a good idea.

We all know Abigayle is a commie trying to steal all our precious bodily fluids and that Brummytom likes to share his..

And Abi knows full well she's welcome to steal any of mine

K-9

brummytom wrote: »

This should really be in the charter

PM sent.

TheZohanS

Agent Smith wrote: »

oh Zohan, Your No Terry....

Should be "you're not Terry".

But you're right....today is my 1st week anniversary of bribing my way becoming a target having to clean up the crap AH.

brummytom

TheZohan wrote: »

Should be "you're not Terry".

But you're right....today is my 1st week anniversary of bribing my way becoming a target having to clean up the crap AH.

And as a special anniversary gift... we're adding an extra hour onto the day.


25 hours of dealing with this shite

DarkJager

A finely rolled joint of natures finest and some tonyac (Buckfast).

I'm confused about when you ate the kebab. Did you poo just after eating it, or are you just after eating it now? Was it cause and effect like?

Cicero

Beverly Hills Cop (1) - best music/feel good factor/acting by eddie murphy/originality etc etc

DubMedic

Abigayle wrote: »

A guy in college insists on giving every detail of his visits to the toilet. The lads either love hearing this or are faking it well. He takes pictures of his turds, the works. The bastard always looks at me too, and I know its cos he knows I think hes fcuking filthy. I've a plan, and after mid-term hes going to be ****ting his fcuking keks in the lab when I'm done with him. He won't have to tell that story with everyone watching

TheFlutt has a son in college?.


.

Keogg

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

getting a blowjob while smoking a J.

you sound like my boyfriend :pac::pac:

The Saint

Keogg wrote: »

you sound like my boyfriend :pac::pac:

Can you balance an ashtray on the top of your head? What about a pint?

Keogg

The Saint wrote: »

Can you balance an ashtray on the top of your head? What about a pint?

Both, and a laptop, so we can tell you everything:pac::pac:

Abi

namelessguy wrote: »

I hope I speak for everyone else when I say WTF?!

55 posts since 2005. Yes, you absolutely do.

The Saint

Keogg wrote: »

Both, and a laptop, so we can tell you everything:pac::pac:

Wanna ditch you bf and marry me? Or at least sell you to the circus?

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

And Abi knows full well she's welcome to steal any of mine

Is that the wind blowing or did somebody mention something about popping cherries ? :pac:

JohnCleary

[quote=[Deleted User];62687478]I'm confused about when you ate the kebab. Did you poo just after eating it, or are you just after eating it now? Was it cause and effect like?[/QUOTE]

Poo'ed just after eating it

brummytom

Latchy wrote: »

Is that the wind blowing or did somebody mention something about popping cherries ? :pac:

As a general rule of thumb, any thread where I post more than 3 times ends up talking about popping my cherry :pac:

SoupyNorman

brummytom wrote: »

pooping my cherry :pac:

FYP buddy.

RandolphEsq

JohnCleary wrote: »

.... sitting on the jacks taking a sh1te, just after a nice kebab, drink in hand laptop on the lap.

Feel free to add your own :pac:

Replace 'sitting on the jacks' and 'just after a nice kebab' with 'lying in bed' and 'scoffing down a nice kebab' and then I can't think of anything better

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

As a general rule of thumb, any thread where I post more than 3 times ends up talking about popping my cherry :pac:

Either that Tom or **** :pac:

brummytom

Latchy wrote: »

Either that Tom or **** :pac:

Well, us English are **** :pac:

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

Well, us English are **** :pac:

Well I live in England and .......ah I wont go there :pac:

brummytom

Latchy wrote: »

ah I wont go there :pac:

Yeah I wouldn't go to Liverpool either :pac:


(I jest!)