Women dangling shoe on toe

Riverpineapple

Is it true that women are fantasing about a man or really attracted to him when they dangle their shoe on their toe?

wudangclan

and if they do it while walking backwards that's bonus fantasy points.

Riverpineapple

wudangclan wrote: »

and if they do it while walking backwards that's bonus fantasy points.

agreed.

Kiera

Nope, its when they dangle a knee high boot from their toe.

Riverpineapple

It's always a shame when someone's clever response is too late.

phelixoflaherty

Maybe if they are dangling their smalls

phasers

I do that when I'm bored or my shoes hurt my feet

Kiera

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It's always a shame when someone's clever response is too late.

I find the shame is when someone keeps posting about wimmins in the hope to get one.

No it's when they dangle their lady garden over his man bits. Then you know for sure.

ejmaztec

Why would a woman want to dangle a guy's shoe on her toe?

Riverpineapple

ejmaztec wrote: »

Why would a woman want to dangle a guy's shoe on her toe?

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

WeWillBeReborn

Kiera wrote: »

I find the shame is when someone keeps posting about wimmins in the hope to get one.

, bet me to it

Latchy

The laddered stocking that the shoe is dangling from is so kinky :cool:

Euro_Kraut

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

Some guys have such funny pet names from their lad.

phasers

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

You have offended my lady's honour.

Pistols at dawn.

Kiera

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

Who's Keira?

WeWillBeReborn

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

Some guys have such funny pet names from their lad.

I try to keep 'stub' out of there altogether tbh

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

You have offended my lady's honour.

Pistols at dawn.

You always seemed like the scissoring type...

Riverpineapple

I before E except after K

Pighead

Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

Latchy

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

All those kissing OAP'S will be delighted to know that

Riverpineapple

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I before E except after K

That doesn't even rhyme. If it doesn't rhyme it can't be true.

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

Pistols at dawn.

If a woman dangles and twirls her pistol (oo-er...) at somebody before placing it into a holster like Robocop, does that mean they fancy you?

phasers

Brynn White Windsock wrote: »

If a woman dangles and twirls her pistol (oo-er...) at somebody before placing it into a holster like Robocop, does that mean they fancy you?

Well yeah obviously

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

Well yeah obviously

I need to make a few phonecalls.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

Step one usually ticks all the boxes for me.

soundsham

no its when she dangles a meb on either side of her tongue.....you know your well in then

Pighead

MikeySligo wrote: »

Step one usually ticks all the boxes for me.

You can hold it right there if you're trying to imply that you're more handsome than Pighead. Because you're not.

netwhizkid

It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.

Latchy

netwhizkid wrote: »

It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.

Hmm.. She had sex with Roy Orbison ??

netwhizkid

Latchy wrote: »

Hmm.. She had sex with Roy Orbison ??

No rather than said woman had an orgasm

Latchy

netwhizkid wrote: »

No rather than said woman had an orgasm

Ahh right ,you hit the G spot with that one :pac:

Seth Brundle

netwhizkid wrote: »

No rather than said woman had an orgasm

wimmins have orgasms? :eek:
Nobody feckin told me! Still, I had my fun!

3qsmavrod5twfe

Deleted User wrote: »

That doesn't even rhyme. If it doesn't rhyme it can't be true.

If a shoe upon a toe she dangles
You're getting sex from all the angles

And if she walks into you backwards
She has probably not noticed you standing there

Poor Uncle Tom

Jeees, I must really be bored, I got this far....

AnonoBoy

Hey Riverpineapple - When a woman gets a restraining order out against you, has her brothers call around to your house and threaten to break your legs and shouts abuse at you from across the street if she sees you that means she likes you right?

Big Knox

netwhizkid wrote: »

It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.

Are you seriously suggesting that women have random orgasms when out and about while fantasizing about different things and we can tell this by the fact they will be smiling and ticklish??

Hang on I think you might be on to something, my grandmother just smiled at me she must have had a random orgasm within the last hour... :rolleyes:

netwhizkid

Big Knox wrote: »

Are you seriously suggesting that women have random orgasms when out and about while fantasizing about different things and we can tell this by the fact they will be smiling and ticklish??

Hang on I think you might be on to something, my grandmother just smiled at me she must have had a random orgasm within the last hour... :rolleyes:

No, however it is great indication they had one earlier that morning in bed though.

Agricola

Everyone knows women only fantasize about getting a shinier cooker and home improvement in general :rolleyes:

kowloon

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Is it true that women are fantasing about a man or really attracted to him when they dangle their shoe on their toe?

I'm not sure, but I'm hitting Clarks just in case.

petes

netwhizkid wrote: »

No, however it is great indication they had one earlier that morning in bed though.

The amount of ****e you talk is unreal.

happyfriday

Only if she is twirling her hair at the same time, if she is not twirling her hair and her hand is placed on her lap it means you need to get the f*ck out of there as she is thinking of a way to beat you without leaving any marks!!! :rolleyes:

netwhizkid

Insurgent wrote: »

The amount of ****e you talk is unreal.

Just speaking from experience, then again not as many people may have their women writhing in ecstasy and be able to watch her smirk and giggle all day about it.

ekevosu

netwhizkid wrote: »

Just speaking from experience, then again not as many people may have their women writhing in ecstasy and be able to watch her smirk and giggle all day about it.

You and your mother are fairly close then?

MikeC101

netwhizkid wrote: »

Just speaking from experience, then again not as many people may have their women writhing in ecstasy and be able to watch her smirk and giggle all day about it.

I bet she unhooked her corset, threw back her head and remained locked in an embrace with you, your own flowing ringlets rippling in the breeze as she moaned "Oh Fabio, Fabio...make love to me Fabio".

Davidius

Wait, do women normally like sex?

But she always seems a bit bored. Must be something wrong with her.