Can I have a job ?

dak

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

congo_90

You're hired!

First task: single/ married?
Second task: do jumping jacks :pac:

patmac

Don't worry we have spellcheck and calculators.

byrner88

it would be great to send this to bill cullan

Mental Mickey

dak wrote: »

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Insect Overlord

Is it just me, or does anyone else think they're just too big..?


Funny OP though

folan

i bet your a "anything bigger than a handfull is a waste" kinda bloke!

patmac

An File wrote: »

Is it just me, or does anyone else think they're just too big..?

It's just you.

I got the same picture in an email entitled: 'Photo of the CNN Tower'.
Took me ages to spot it.