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Harp varieties and other observations

  • 21-10-2009 4:17pm
    #1
    fobster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭


    I've seen Harp come in three varieties: normal, strong and super. I think they stand for the levels of stupidity of the drinkers.
    Normal: An average level of stupidity.
    Strong: Your level of ineptitude is of a stronger foundation than the average plonker.
    Super: You have reached an unsurpassable pinnacle of idiocy, embodied in a pint of Harp Super. God bless your family, your head and your bowels.


    I was on holiday recently, I was met at the airport by a representative of the mosquito association. Unbeknownst to me, I was the special dinner guest at their annual convention.

    I got so many bites, it was like a party on my skin and all the mossies were invited.


    If you look up the word dictionary in the dictionary, does the dictionary explode due to a break-down in the fabric of logic or does it just say "See also: Dumbass".


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