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coffe/tea spurting

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  • #2
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Tbh never. Lol.


  • #3
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Why are people posting so many inane questions today?


  • #4
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Jizz maybe:rolleyes:


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Im curious to know how many of the boardies

    has this happend to while surfing the net at work or home?

    On occasion with a loving partner...... gotta hit my Tea spot just right though.


  • #6
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Jizz maybe:rolleyes:

    Almost got there....................!


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  • #7
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    All the time.

    Was listenin to the radio yesterday on the dart. Colm or Jim Jim said somethin funny and the poor fella (Mighta been an unattractive woman) got a face fulla hot chocolate.

    Hilarious.


  • #8
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    phasers wrote: »
    Why are people posting so many inane questions today?


    ar you trying to say Im silly ...

    the reason been Miss I feel like yshowing of my big vocabulary is simeple doctor bolococo made me spew have a gob full of tea on my monitar over the what he said in the single thread :)

    I was wondering if this happens to any one else is that ok or should we form a commitity to see if its ok to start such threads ....

    Mind ytou a really should of given and explanation :p


  • #9
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    What? Speak English!


  • #10
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    nah, when I saw 'lol' it's really just a slight smile, I can't recall ever spitting out a drink due to shock/laughter.


  • #11
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    ar you trying to say Im silly ...

    the reason been Miss I feel like yshowing of my big vocabulary is simeple doctor bolococo made me spew have a gob full of tea on my monitar over the what he said in the single thread :)

    I think some of your brain may have spewed out with it.


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  • #12
    AnonoBoy
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    Must be a very liberal job people have if they can look at spurting websites while at work.


  • #13
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    What? Speak English!

    Dr Bollocko makes Snow-Monkey have a damp patch due to squirting.


  • #14
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    phasers wrote: »
    What? Speak English!


    you heard me and if you cant decifer my writings then join a club or maybe make one or better still just become a nazi :cool:


  • #15
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Dr Bollocko makes Snow-Monkey have a damp patch due to squirting.

    go read your book about pandas and strnage facts :)


  • #16
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Dr Bollocko makes Snow-Monkey have a damp patch due to squirting.
    The Doc has a similar effect on me but I don't go making threads about it!


  • #17
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    mikom wrote: »
    I think some of your brain may have spewed out with it.


    did you come up witht hat your self :confused:


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    The Doc has a similar effect on me but I don't go making threads about it!

    You should. I'd read them.. :pac:


  • #19
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    did you come up witht hat your self :confused:

    Id id


  • #20
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Im curious to know how many of the boardies

    has this happend to while surfing the net at work or home?

    It didn't happen to me with tea or coffee but I was out in a club and one of my friends said something really funny and drink came out my nose and my mouth....all over a girl. :o

    She wasn't happy.


  • #21
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Can't remember if I've spat out tea / coffee, but definitely wine and other alco type beverages. Not so much spat out though, more of a dribbling down my top / shooting out of my nose kind of way :pac:

    Mostly at stuff on here I'd say.


    Edit/ Just seen your post Zohan, snapsie :)


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  • #22
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Never.


  • #23
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    phasers wrote: »
    What? Speak English!


    Snowmonkey doesnt have to he speaks Iringlish :D


  • #24
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Can't remember if I've spat out tea / coffee, but definitely wine and other alco type beverages. Not so much spat out though, more of a dribbling down my top / shooting out of my nose kind of way :pac:

    Mostly at stuff on here I'd say.


    Edit/ Just seen your post Zohan, snapsie :)

    ABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII:P
    Ah the famous hole in side of mouth scenario guilty :o

    Yes while spurting choking and losing breath also :D


    P.S SM you are welcome :D


  • #25
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    dribbling down my top /

    i did that witha pint when i saw a hot chick walk in the door even worse ive done it twice in one night :cool:


  • #26
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Degsy wrote: »
    The ponytail is a recognition symbol that paedos use so they can be identified as paedos to other paedos.

    This.


  • #27
    hiscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    All the time.

    Was listenin to the radio yesterday on the dart. Colm or Jim Jim said somethin funny and the poor fella (Mighta been an unattractive woman) got a face fulla hot chocolate.

    Hilarious.

    :eek:this:eek:


  • #28
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    never...i dont laugh when alone :(
    i just smile.... and ive seen alot on the web so i dont get shocked by it


  • #29
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Happened a few times, but mostly when speaking to my brother. He has made me almost drown on occassion when drinking tea and laughing


  • #30
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    It's been known to happen.

    I once spat a mouthful of food out, at a family dinner, because my dad made me laugh so hard.

    One of my brace elastics flew out of my mouth before when I was laughing too :o


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  • #31
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Never on Boards. Only rarely have I ever lol'd here. I did lmao consistently reading the Thunderdome's Insult Competition though (CreepingDeath and Slidey, oh you scamps... :D). I rofl'd once, but only because the Doc was tickling me.


  • #32
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    mikom wrote: »
    I think some of your brain may have spewed out with it.

    Brilliant, spat me tea out at that one.


  • #33
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Nearly did one time. Coffee spilled all over the side of the laptop. It was >|<--- That close, from leaking down into the Keyboard. But no, it just sat there, afraid of what I would do to it if it broke my laptop.

    Thats why I buy the good beans.


  • #34
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    All the time.

    Was listenin to the radio yesterday on the dart. Colm or Jim Jim said somethin funny and the poor fella (Mighta been an unattractive woman) got a face fulla hot chocolate.

    Hilarious.

    Really? You really spat hot chocolate on someone's face on the train? Really?

    EDIT: Really?


  • #35
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Really? You really spat hot chocolate on someone's face on the train? Really?

    EDIT: Really?

    Yes. Honest.

    He looked like he was having a really bad day, and coulda killed me (He was huge) but I guess he figured "Bad things happening to me, what's new"

    He let me away with it because I was ereally apologetic and immediately tried to help him clean up (As did other Dart users).

    I woulda battered whoever did that to me. *

    Sorry again buddy.


    * I'm a wimp so I probably woulda called the police


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