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Pray for Leroy

  • 20-10-2009 6:14pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
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    "Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.

    Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

    Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
    The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

    After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"


    The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

    21st Century.... We are becoming lesser by the day





    Our communication - Wireless



    Our dress - Topless

    Our telephone - Cordless





    Our cooking - Fireless

    Our youth - Jobless





    Our food - Fatless



    Our labour - Effortless



    Our conduct - Worthless

    Our relation - Loveless



    Our degrees - Useless

    Our attitude - Careless



    Our feelings - Heartless



    Our politics - Shameless

    Our education - Valueless





    Our follies - Countless



    Our arguments - Baseless





    Our Job - Thankless

    Our Bosses - Brainless

    Our Salary - Very less

    Our emails - useless (especially this one)!


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