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A fly on the wall!

  • 20-10-2009 4:37pm
    #1
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭


    Whos wall would you like to be a fly on and for what reason??

    Me,
    Megan Fox's bathroom, ive got to know how she keeps her teeth so pearly and white;)


Comments

  • #2
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Megan Fox is a horrible skank! Jennifer Garner any day.


  • #3
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Megan Fox is a horrible skank! Jennifer Garner any day.

    Her teeth are'nt as white tho:D


  • #4
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    If i was a fly on a wall I'd like to be on the outside wall of the office at a waste management facilty. There'd be plenty of food and lots of other flys to hang out with, not to mention all the sexy females.

    I don't know why everyone is mentioning celebrities :confused:. As a fly i would have no sexual interest in humans.


  • #5
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    Her teeth are'nt as white tho:D

    Why the fcuk would you pay so much attention to her teeth of all things?


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    If i was a fly on a wall I'd like to be on the outside wall of the office at a waste management facilty. There'd be plenty of food and lots of other flys to hang out with, not to mention all the sexy females.

    That sounds like a good buzz


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  • #7
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Megan Fox is a horrible skank! Jennifer Garner any day.

    You really want to spy on Ben Affleck, don't you?


  • #8
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Mariah Carey.WooWooWoo


  • #9
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    jessica biel


  • #10
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'd like to be a fly on the wall(it's metaphorical, not literal you dummies)in Mary Horneys netty.

    See how she cleans her badge fully, after a full dump.

    Difficult I would say:eek:


  • #11
    RugbyFanatic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭RugbyFanatic


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I'd like to be a fly on the wall(it's metaphorical, not literal you dummies)in Mary Horneys netty.

    See how she cleans her badge fully, after a full dump.

    Difficult I would say:eek:



    *facepalm*


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  • #12
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I'd like to be a fly on the wall(it's metaphorical, not literal you dummies)in Mary Horneys netty.

    See how she cleans her badge fully, after a full dump.

    Difficult I would say:eek:
    i just threw up a little


  • #13
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I'd like to be a fly on the wall(it's metaphorical, not literal you dummies)in Mary Horneys netty.

    See how she cleans her badge fully, after a full dump.

    Difficult I would say:eek:


    :eek::eek: Oh sweet mother of Jebus! I cant get that image out of my head now thanks!


    On a more serious note, Id be a fly on the wall in Gods house. Imagine the conversations............

    God: (*while watching X factor*) "WTF is up with John and Edward! Thats the last time I create people while Im wasted........"

    Jesus: I told you not to take all that LSD...

    God: Shut up Jesus, your not even my real son! :cool:


  • #14
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I'd like to be a fly on the wall(it's metaphorical, not literal you dummies)in Mary Horneys netty.

    See how she cleans her badge fully, after a full dump.

    Difficult I would say:eek:


    I'd imagine that involves
    one of these
    and
    perhaps two or three of these..

    Or she could just sit down bare arsed on the lawn and drag herself up and down for a bit....


  • #15
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Tintawn rug would be your man;)


  • #16
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Miley Cyrus. ♫♫


  • #17
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Its just a thread where you state what celebrity you would like to do?


  • #18
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Mary Harney's bedroom, bath room and beyond :pac::pac::pac:


  • #19
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    Mary Harney's bedroom, bath room and kitchen :pac::pac::pac:


    Your sick!


  • #20
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    Mary Harney's bedroom, bath room and kitchen :pac::pac::pac:

    You're a kinky bitch is what you are!

    STICK IT IN 'ER FOLDS!!!!


  • #21
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Fago_25 wrote: »

    STICK IT IN 'ER FOLDS!!!!


    I feel sick now. :o


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  • #22
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    You're a kinky bitch is what you are!

    STICK IT IN 'ER FOLDS!!!!

    :eek:
    what is wrong with you people!!!!!!!

    /cast the image from your mind dannym08, cast it away


  • #23
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Fago_25 wrote: »

    STICK IT IN 'ER FOLDS!!!!

    Imagine the grunting farm animal noises. Not a pretty picture.

    :(


  • #24
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,397 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Nodin wrote: »
    I'd imagine that involves
    one of these
    and
    perhaps two or three of these..

    Or she could just sit down bare arsed on the lawn and drag herself up and down for a bit....

    I'd have thought one of these would come in handy

    http://www.brooms.it/images/Articoli/1330%20-%20Pennello%20WC%20bianco%2000.jpg


  • #25
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    Megan Fox's bathroom, ive got to know how she keeps her teeth so pearly and white;)

    This?

    NSFW


  • #26
    wolfric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭wolfric


    stovelid wrote: »
    This?

    NSFW

    Damn that's hot... you should get banned for that.


  • #27
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    the osbournes...i bet they have a really interesting private life. somebody should follow them around with cameras or something...now that would make good television!


  • #28
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I'd love to be a talking fly. I'd buzz around Johnny Depp's house, telling him how over-rated he is!
    :P


  • #29
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Watch The Fly - don't fool yourself the life of a fly is just all flying and buzzing around the place...


  • #30
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Dudess wrote: »
    Watch The Fly - don't fool yourself the life of a fly is just all flying and buzzing around the place...

    It involves Geena Davis being the fly's g/f?


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  • #31
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    rainbowtrout wrote: »
    I'd have thought one of these would come in handy

    http://www.brooms.it/images/Articoli/1330%20-%20Pennello%20WC%20bianco%2000.jpg

    I was thinking along these lines. Its always good to have the big guns in reserve

    http://www.dcsc.tudelft.nl/Research/Old/Dredger_Rotterdam.jpg


  • #32
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'd love to be a talking fly. I'd buzz around Johnny Depp's house, telling him how over-rated he is!

    Yeah. Totally agree.


  • #33
    Kradock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    Has anyone else ever thought this ,(you know the way a fly will buzz around you annoying you , buzzing pass your ear ), that they may be trying to tell you something , something that has been said about you in the other room , I do hope not I will have killed a fair few messengers


  • #34
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Kradock wrote: »
    Has anyone else ever thought this ,(you know the way a fly will buzz around you annoying you , buzzing pass your ear ), that they may be trying to tell you something , something that has been said about you in the other room , I do hope not I will have killed a fair few messengers

    Did you take your medication this morning? :p


  • #35
    Kradock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    Damo9090 wrote: »
    Did you take your medication this morning? :p


    Yes ;)


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