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Fantasy Cabinet

  • 18-10-2009 7:11am
    #1
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭


    Okay guys,

    So who would you like to see where.
    Here's mine.

    1. Taoiseach - Leo Varadkar

    2. Tanaiste - Eamonn Gilmore

    3. Finance - Eugene Mc Erleane (?) / David Mc Williams

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Joan Burton

    5. Justice - Gerry Adams

    Realise leaving Richard Bruton out is fairly contentious, but was going to put Eamonn O' Cuiv in which would have been worse.

    Fire Away AH, as James Connolloy said.


Comments

  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about sideboards.

    Sideboard is a hilarious word.


  • #3
    thee glitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Taoiseach - Mick O'Leary

    Tánaiste - Eamon Gilmore

    Finance - Jim O'Leary (Economist)

    Health - Leo Varadkar

    Defence - Paul Galvin


  • #4
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Taoiseach - Terry

    Tanaiste - Dr. Bollocko

    Finance - John O'Donoghue ;)

    Comedy - My Name is URL

    Defence - Sharpshooter

    Justice - Rabies

    Sport - thomond2006


  • #5
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Fcuk. Had O' Donoghue as my captain. -20 points this week.


  • #6
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    Taoiseach - Terry

    Tanaiste - Dr. Bollocko

    Finance - John O'Donoghue ;)

    Comedy - My Name is URL

    Defence - Sharpshooter

    Justice - Rabies

    Sport - thomond2006
    I don't think we need a minister for humour. Humour should be a private sector enterprise. The bloat of the humour dept is already shocking and a burden on the tax payer.
    Now we definitely need a minister for bewzin' and smokin'. I call dibsies.


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  • #7
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I thought you were gonna tell us all about that cabinet you have at home full of porn :(


  • #8
    _JOE_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭_JOE_


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    Okay guys,

    So who would you like to see where.
    Here's mine.

    1. Taoiseach - Leo Varadkar

    2. Tanaiste - Eamonn Gilmore

    3. Finance - Eugene Mc Erleane (?) / David Mc Williams

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Joan Burton

    5. Justice - Gerry Adams

    Realise leaving Richard Bruton out is fairly contentious, but was going to put Eamonn O' Cuiv in which would have been worse.

    Fire Away AH, as James Connolloy said.

    In all fairness?


  • #9
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Tol This guy would have a high position in my cabinet. Looks like a loon. Speaks clearly and calmly. He's been on primetime and a couple of newspapers of late speaking about the Irish approach to green issues and how to restructure the public service.


  • #10
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I don't think we need a minister for humour. Humour should be a private sector enterprise. The bloat of the humour dept is already shocking and a burden on the tax payer.
    Now we definitely need a minister for bewzin' and smokin'. I call dibsies.

    If anything, there should only be a minister for humour


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Obligatory reply


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  • #12
    drkpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,475 ✭✭✭drkpower


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    1. Taoiseach - Leo Varadkar

    5. Justice - Gerry Adams
    Realise leaving Richard Bruton out is fairly contentious, but was going to put Eamonn O' Cuiv in which would have been worse.

    Yes; leaving out Bruton is the contentious issue in your post.....!


  • #13
    ilovelamp2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    _JOE_ wrote: »
    In all fairness?

    It's not even the worst selection in that list.

    Gerry Adams as Minister for Justice ?

    There are a number of problems with that.


  • #14
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    1. Taoiseach - Gary Breen

    2. Tanaiste - Gary Breen

    3. Finance - Gary Breen

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Gary Breen

    5. Justice - Gary Breen/The_Citizen

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #15
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Wouldn't be any Irish politician. I'd love to see Angie Merkel in charge of the country.


  • #16
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    1. Taoiseach - Gary Breen

    2. Tanaiste - Gary Breen

    3. Finance - Gary Breen

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Gary Breen

    5. Justice - Gary Breen/The_Citizen

    You're not Gary Breen, are you?


  • #17
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    1. Taoiseach -Chuck Norris.

    2. Tanaiste - Chuck Norris.

    3. Finance - Chuck Norris.

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Chuck Norris.

    5. Justice - Paul O'Connell, not even Chuck Norris argues with Paul O'Connell.


  • #18
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    tech77 wrote: »
    You're not Gary Breen, are you?
    I merely dream of a team full of him

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #19
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    A woman's fantasy cabinet would be a Chippendale:D


  • #20
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Just Michael O Leary for every dept, nothing would go to waste and while we're at it, make him pope.


  • #21
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Supreme Leader: Chairman Mao

    Finance: Nick Leeson

    Education: The Catholic Church

    Justice: O.J Simpson

    Defense: Paul McGrath

    Foreign Affairs: Kim Jong-il

    Health: Dr. Phil


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  • #22
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    All you need is Noel....

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2knW9ixxOaQ/RlK2JQ3HtwI/AAAAAAAAAUY/Oq8826uRdV8/s320/ira.jpg


  • #23
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Minister For Empty Beer Bottles - Jim McDaid

    Minister For Justice - Padraig Nally

    Minister For Finance - Michael Lynn

    Taoiseach - Edward and John

    Minister for Foreign Affairs - Jackie Healy Rae

    Minister for Defence - Titus Bramble

    Minister for Social And Family Affairs - Shane McGowan


  • #24
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Minister for Health and Children - Nadya Suleman (Octomom)


  • #25
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Scrambled egg wrote: »
    Just Michael O Leary for every dept, nothing would go to waste and while we're at it, make him pope.

    and president


  • #26
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Arnold Layne wrote: »
    A woman's fantasy cabinet would be a Chippendale:D
    All brawn and no brains - nothing new there


  • #27
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Minister for SexC Antics: Sligo Ainé


  • #28
    PomBear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭PomBear


    1. Taoiseach - Joe Higgins

    2. Tanaiste - Michael DHiggins (maybe?)

    3. Finance - David Mc Williams

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Catherine Connolly (Galway politician)

    5. Justice - Jeremy Kyle:D


  • #29
    kpbdublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭kpbdublin


    Gerry Adams in Justice - mind your kneecaps fellas.


  • #30
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I have a lock of Charlie Haughey's hair that I bought on Ebay. We could clone him and let him fill every cabinet position.


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  • #31
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    1. Taoiseach - Eddie Murphy
    2. Tanaiste - Eddie Murphy
    3. Finance - Eddie Murphy
    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Eddie Murphy
    5. Justice - Eddie Murphy

    No bother to him!


  • #32
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    1. Taoiseach - Chuck norris & The hoff
    2. Tanaiste - Chuck norris & the hoff
    3. Finance - Chuck norris & the hoff
    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Chuck norris & the hoff
    5. Justice chuck norris & the hoff


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ruu wrote: »
    1. Taoiseach - Eddie Murphy
    2. Tanaiste - Eddie Murphy
    3. Finance - Eddie Murphy
    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Eddie Murphy
    5. Justice - Eddie Murphy

    No bother to him!

    But who'll run his shop if he's running the country?

    http://www.eddiemurphy.ie/


  • #34
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    sky88 wrote: »
    1. Taoiseach - Chuck norris & The hoff
    2. Tanaiste - Chuck norris & the hoff
    3. Finance - Chuck norris & the hoff
    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Chuck norris & the hoff
    5. Justice chuck norris & the hoff

    You do know Chuck Norris and The Hoff are different people, right?


  • #35
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You do know Chuck Norris and The Hoff are different people, right?

    thats what they want you to think


  • #36
    thee glitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Minister for Good Times
    6a00d8341d29fa53ef011570a440c9970b-800wi


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  • #37
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Minister for Communications - Stephen Ireland


  • #38
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Minister for Transport - John O'Donoghue


  • #39
    Snapper1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭Snapper1


    1. Taoiseach - Zig
    2. Tanaiste - Zag
    3. Finance - Bill Cullen
    4. Health - The Todd
    5. Social & Family Affairs - Quagmire
    6. Justice - Judge Dread
    7. Arts, Hertitage and Gaeltacht - Jodie Marsh


  • #40
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    1. Taoiseach - Mr T

    2. Tanaiste - Boxxy

    3. Finance - M C Hammer

    4. Health/ Social & Family Affairs - Keef Richards

    5. Justice - Gary Busey


  • #41
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Minister For Housing - Liam Carroll


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