New shaped avanmore milk cartons make the best pottys.

Run_to_da_hills

Empty Avanmore milk cartons make the best pottys. Anyone who drives a panel van will find great use for them if they are stuck in a rush hour traffic jam on the M50

They have a proper handle for grip and will hold up to two litres.

http://www.businessandleadership.com/fs/img/news/200907/378x/avonmorenew.jpg

Tomebagel

roishhh?

brummytom

What does this have to do with the NWO?

G_R

did the old ones not work

thatsa spicy

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Empty Avanmore milk cartons make the best pottys. Anyone who drives a panel van will find great use for them if they are stuck in a rush hour traffic jam on the M50

They have a proper handle for grip and will hold up to two litres.

http://www.businessandleadership.com/fs/img/news/200907/378x/avonmorenew.jpg

I see you've already went and filled 2 cartons with your thick white piss

Jesus Juice

You urinate?

TheZohanS

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Empty Avanmore milk cartons make the best pottys. Anyone who drives a panel van will find great use for them if they are stuck in a rush hour traffic jam on the M50

They have a proper handle for grip and will hold up to two litres.

http://www.businessandleadership.com/fs/img/news/200907/378x/avonmorenew.jpg

What's the catch?

My name is URL

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Empty Avanmore milk cartons make the best pottys. Anyone who drives a panel van will find great use for them if they are stuck in a rush hour traffic jam on the M50

They have a proper handle for grip and will hold up to two litres.

Source

ScumLord

I don't see how these are easy pour? It's like they where designed by an idiot. The jug lip goes into a standard round opening making it redundant. Whats so special about these containers there a complete waste of time and completely useless. There pointlessness really annoys me.

Super-Rush

Mine wont fit in the hole now i have pish everywhere thanks op

brummytom

super-rush wrote: »

Mine wont fit in the hole

Yeaaaahhhh....

Jesus Juice

super-rush wrote: »

Mine wont fit in the hole now i have pish everywhere thanks op

So your piss must come out like fcuking buckets then yeah?

Run_to_da_hills

super-rush wrote: »

Mine wont fit in the hole now i have pish everywhere thanks op

You should have that seen to immediatly and get it removed.

Jumpy

brummytom wrote: »

What does this have to do with the NWO?

The goverment monitor the toilet systems. They can locate him with sewerage sensors if he pisses in a normal loo.

Super-Rush

brummytom wrote: »

Yeaaaahhhh....

Go on say Pics or GTFO, i feckin dare ya

Jesus Juice wrote: »

So your piss must come out like fcuking buckets then yeah?

my aim is terrible

citizen_p

completly useless... makes you have to watch middle of carton when pouring instead if the opening

Newsflash!

The M50 still has traffic jams on it!

brummytom

super-rush wrote: »

Go on say Pics or GTFO, i feckin dare ya

Fine then; Pics or GTFO.

I'm waiting

IvySlayer

PICS OR GTFO!

You'll see him chicken out now :pac:

Super-Rush

Maybe on 4Chan but not here;)

brummytom

Never heard of PMs? :pac:

Super-Rush

Eh Tom.....never mind

brummytom

And I wonder why people think I'm a queer! :P

Super-Rush

I'd say fruity

brummytom

Nope.. I'm practically scurvy-ridden

ScumLord

brummytom wrote: »

And I wonder why people think I'm a queer! :P

Well after all those weird pictures that did the rounds what did you expect?

soundsham

super-rush wrote: »

Mine wont fit in the hole now i have pish everywhere thanks op

think thats how that irish swimmer failed her drugs test couldn't get her l4nger in the bottle for the sample too..........
oh got ya!!......... driving a van now for ups Michelle I see

FlutterinBantam

Get real folks, the greaseproof bag is your man if you get stuck on the '50 and need a piss.

Tesco 20 for about 3 eurons, good wide mouth and would take a coil if you got badly stuck.


easy to store and just toss them out the windie when you are done.


bam bam... that's the way to do it.

orourkeda

Theres these new things called Jacks Pots.

They are known for their extraordinary slash removing properties.

randylonghorn

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

They have a proper handle for grip ...

So have I, but I don't feel the need to start a thread in AH about it ...

brummytom wrote: »

And I wonder why people think I'm a queer! :P

QFT!

FlutterinBantam

Jaysus, lot of poor information around here.

A strong greaseproof can be manipulated to handle most bad situations.

Say for instance ,one is tooling down the '50 approaching The Cow and your intended exit is Bray Nth. when a sudden push of rather urgent resonance is felt on the back shooter.

Now one must evaluate the situation, and having been in that situation, I evaluated that by Exit 13 I would have to loose the load int the dung hampers.

Very fcuking messy indeed!!!Not very likely that the outcome would be good.

So .. reach into the glove compt ,ease into the hardie , extract a widemouth greaseproof bag and unbuckle the belt.

Now this is the difficult bit, with the left hand into the throat of the bag, ease yr arse off the seat, and watching carefully in front,insert the bag under the shooting crack and hold.

A good quality bag and some practice will present a receptacle with some volume and again being careful of other road users, by Ballybrack you should be able to blow out the pipes with a good outcome.

Using the left hand extract the load and eject her out the winda either into the Dargle at Castle St. or outside the Ardmore Inn where the fcukers won't notice the stink.

Takes some practice but economically and environmentally it is most effective.

tony 2 tone

Pah, you're over thinking it, all you need is a pint glass and the top off a Pringles tube. Will accomodate all sizes of "hose", works for all ages and sexes, can deal with both liquid and solid waste.

Spore

My girlfriend needs me in bed, sorry thread, but it's business time

Joey the lips

TheZohan wrote: »

What's the catch?

We will have to pay a levy on the milk for this service!

My name is URL

Spore wrote: »

My girlfriend needs me in bed, sorry thread, but it's business time

oh, lol

TheZohanS

Spore wrote: »

My girlfriend needs me in bed, sorry thread, but it's business time

Are you buying or selling? :pac: