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Robot doctor starts work in Ireland

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  • #2
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    sure theres been soulless drones working in the health service for years!


  • #3
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    And they have a plan.....


  • #4
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Does it perform terminations?


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Better than them feckin foridners


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    RoboQuack


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  • #7
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    How long before it realises it can make more money on the scratcher and quits?


  • #8
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Great now the robots are talking our jobs and wimins


  • #9
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I know it's just a mindless drone but I think it should be put in charge.


  • #10
    f3qh5g0z6vc7ob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭f3qh5g0z6vc7ob


    This is crazy!!!

    Dont think Id be happy with been treated by a robot!!!


  • #11
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    It is in Tallaght hospital... must be a security measure.
    The doc is safe in some nicer Dublin postcode, remotely operating it.


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  • #12
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Great now the robots are talking our jobs and wimins

    Deytukrjabs!


  • #13
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Its no robot, It has no form of AI, its a remotely controlled machine that is controlled by a doctor's expertise.

    No way will doctors be replaced by robots.


  • #14
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Its Dr Perceptron!!

    Lets hope he hires Nurse Ratchet too.

    http://i42.tinypic.com/hv5cnq.jpg


  • #15
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    As long as it doesn't bsod and it'll arrive at work on time too. ;)


  • #16
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    This will happen eventually

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4y9-vqDpQ


  • #17
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    if it replaced harney id be happy....even if it was a fu(king toaster


  • #18
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Do the robots have a Union yet ?


  • #19
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Do the robots have a Union yet ?

    Not if Micheal O' Leary has anything to say about it


  • #20
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Mousey- wrote: »
    if it replaced harney id be happy....even if it was a fu(king toaster

    Officialy that's a 'frackin' toaster.


  • #21
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Do the robots have a Union yet ?

    Apparently they're going to block off the city centre tomorrow. Over worked. Under staffed. That's what their secretaries faxed to me anyway.


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  • #22
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Another waste of tax payer's money! Have they never heard of skype?!

    Fúck sake.


  • #23
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Roughly translated as:

    !!!WOEFUL IRISH PUBLIC BROADCASTER CLEVERLY USES HYPERBOLE IN ORDER TO DRUM UP INTEREST ABOUT A FAIRLY MUNDANE STORY!!!


  • #24
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    if VIRUS appears on the screen will it be the robot or the patient ? :confused:


  • #25
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Apparently they're going to block off the city centre tomorrow. Over worked. Under staffed. That's what their secretaries faxed to me anyway.

    ....and the regulator keeps issuing new robot permits.


  • #26
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Meh. Wake me up when you've a thread about Dr.Toilet staring in Tallaght hospital.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0fU6Kq4xU


  • #27
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    Stekelly wrote: »
    Meh. Wake me up when you've a thread about Dr.Toilet staring in Tallaght hospital.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0fU6Kq4xU

    what this guy said


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