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what does this mean :-*....thanks

  • 13-10-2009 8:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭


    Just got it at the end of a text

    .....methinks not so good


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Its a kiss on my phone anyway


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    It's a herpe. Run a mile bro.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    It's a smoochie woochie.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    It means put a ball of rusty barbed wire in your mouth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    soundsham wrote: »
    Just got it at the end of a text

    .....methinks not so good

    She fancies you!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    bollo* so.....:o

    erase before missus gets to read, ta


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    It means you're texting a 14 year old


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭pmg58


    He wants you to shave your lady garden...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    soundsham wrote: »
    Just got it at the end of a text

    .....methinks not so good

    Looks like a Colon, a Hyphen and an Asterix

    All punctuation Marks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Hard Larry wrote: »
    Looks like a Colon, a Hyphen and an Asterix

    All punctuation Marks

    Those dyslexic punctuaters are everywhere tsk tsk


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    She wants you to lick her chocalate *fish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    :- = penis
    * = butt

    You do the math.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    She wants you to begin maintenance work on her chocolate factory. Special tool required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    soundsham wrote: »
    Just got it at the end of a text

    .....methinks not so good
    You think its not good?

    So her text might have been "i'm gonna suck you so hard, you'll nickname me Dyson :-*"

    What exactly would make you think that it was bad after a sentence like that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    soundsham wrote: »
    bollo* so.....:o

    erase before missus gets to read, ta


    Is she hot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Kiera wrote: »
    You think its not good?

    So her text might have been "i'm gonna suck you so hard, you'll nickname me Dyson :-*"

    What exactly would make you think that it was bad after a sentence like that?

    See post #3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    davyjose wrote: »
    It means you're texting a 14 year old

    no, i think you will all find this is the right answer...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Kiera wrote: »
    You think its not good?

    So her text might have been "i'm gonna suck you so hard, you'll nickname me Dyson :-*"

    What exactly would make you think that it was bad after a sentence like that?

    It may also have been, 'so I was going through yore ma's knicker draw and... :-* '


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Nothing wrong with smileys in texts, and yeah it's a kiss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Nothing wrong with smileys in texts, and yeah it's a kiss.

    When did a kiss change from x to :-*

    Think I missed the boat on that one.

    Looks more like someone eating lemons.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    i thought a kiss was 'x', we'll need to see the whole txt to make an acuurate analays OP

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Hard Larry wrote: »
    When did a kiss change from x to :-*

    Think I missed the boat on that one.

    Looks more like someone eating lemons.
    Its :-* on the sony ericssons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    work colleague......

    So her text might have been "i'm gonna suck you so hard, you'll nickname me Dyson :-*"

    .......ya text like that & I'd be checkin what the sign at the end meant ffs.....just a bit old for that sh1t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    irish-stew wrote: »
    i thought a kiss was 'x', we'll need to see the whole txt to make an acuurate analays OP

    :D

    "I'm fine too :-*"

    there you go,figure it out brains

    ya I thought twas x = kiss too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its :-* on the sony ericssons


    This is the new thing I learned today. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Hard Larry wrote: »
    When did a kiss change from x to :-*

    Think I missed the boat on that one.

    Looks more like someone eating lemons.

    :-x is shutup


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭pmg58


    soundsham wrote: »
    "I'm fine too :-*"

    there you go,figure it out brains

    ya I thought twas x = kiss too

    Hmm doesn't fully explain it. You'll have to post the entire conversation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Could be someone whistling?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    soundsham wrote: »
    work colleague......

    So her text might have been "i'm gonna suck you so hard, you'll nickname me Dyson :-*"

    .......ya text like that & I'd be checkin what the sign at the end meant ffs.....just a bit old for that sh1t
    You're not really that sound, are you, sham? :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    maybe,maybe not, her phone is nokia anyway, no big deal twas sarcasm I guess,

    just would have seen the ususal signs happy sad winks etc.......that 1 was new to me
    thanks for the heads up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Could be someone whistling?

    maybe she's smokin'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    It's a kiss face..? :eek:

    Oh crap. I always used it as a kind of "wtf am I supposed to say now?" face.

    Guess I've been sending some mixed messages. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    liah wrote: »
    It's a kiss face..? :eek:

    Oh crap. I always used it as a kind of "wtf am I supposed to say now?" face.

    Guess I've been sending some mixed messages. :o

    I think you may be looking for the :-s or confused face or maybe even :-/ (noses are optional;))


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    I think you may be looking for the :-s or confused face or maybe even :-/ (noses are optional;))

    NOSES ARE NEVER OPTIONAL. People sending me freak faces with no feckin nose. Bad enough they don't give the guy ears. What kinda ****ed up **** is that?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    NOSES ARE NEVER OPTIONAL. People sending me freak faces with no feckin nose. Bad enough they don't give the guy ears. What kinda ****ed up **** is that?!
    ¦:¬D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    She is notifying you of her intention to have her mouth surgically replaced with a sphincter.

    Common practice these days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 Shoop


    ¦:¬D

    I would


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭STBR


    davyjose wrote: »
    Those dyslexic punctuaters are everywhere tsk tsk
    Funny how so little people get this one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,528 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Looks like someone pulling a funny face. Maybe you said something weird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    She is notifying you of her intention to have her mouth surgically replaced with a sphincter.

    Common practice these days

    Your mouth is actually a sphincter. There are 40 Sphincters in the the human body,

    Perhaps she may be speaking through her anal sphincter alright


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    orourkeda wrote: »
    There are 40 Sphincters in the the human body,
    Speak for yourself buddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Your mouth is actually a sphincter


    Youre taking sh1t mate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    soundsham wrote: »
    Just got it at the end of a text

    .....methinks not so good


    No its not good,not good at all........eh its the Al qaeda symbol for a bum bomb.(:-* = fuse stuck in ass.)

    You do something to upset them?.


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