mooning man dragged by train. !!!

robbie_998 · 12-10-2009 7:43pm #1

Train drags German mooner half naked along tracks
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A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. Skip related content

The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for travelling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.

"It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."

Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 metres, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.

The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescues services were called in, causing rail services between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.

The man -- unharmed except for cuts and bruises -- now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and may face sizeable a compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.

"He was full of remorse when I talked to him," the spokesman said. "And he advised others not to try the same thing."

DarkJager · 12-10-2009 7:46pm

What an utter arse...

AckwelFoley · 12-10-2009 7:46pm

student.
German
Journalist.

Win win win

My name is URL · 12-10-2009 7:49pm

He built a wall during the ordeal..

..by shitting bricks

mikom · 12-10-2009 7:53pm

Bummer.

AnonoBoy · 12-10-2009 7:55pm

And he advised others not to try the same thing

No sh*t sherlock.

**Timbuk2** · 12-10-2009 8:01pm

Oh god this reminds me of the 'Man hit by train' video.

I'm still having nightmares about it.

benj · 12-10-2009 8:04pm

is it on youtube yet?

12-10-2009 8:06pm

Full of shít

Elliemental · 12-10-2009 8:09pm

He made a real arse if himself, then!

*Taxi*

orestes · 12-10-2009 8:11pm

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Oh god this reminds me of the 'Man hit by train' video.

I'm still having nightmares about it.

Ah christ, why did you have to put that sick video back in my head? I'd spent ages repressing that twisted shit, horrible stuff

AckwelFoley · 12-10-2009 8:12pm

My father ran over a lad with a train once, about 10 years ago. Suicide Job.

It was an overwhelming success.

Overheal · 12-10-2009 8:15pm

All aboard the karma train then

The_Minister · 12-10-2009 8:49pm

What a luna-tic.

triple-M · 12-10-2009 9:41pm

hahahaha,he couldnt of been arsed gettin a ticket

brummytom · 12-10-2009 9:44pm

I don't have a pun...

But Jesus Christ, that bloke's a fucking idiot.
Watching people on trains when they're not completely in the train is great though

phlegms · 12-10-2009 9:46pm

I'm sure there will be war over this!

BeardyGit · 12-10-2009 9:50pm

My name is URL wrote: »

He built a wall during the ordeal..

..by shitting bricks

Hans' Bricks?

Johnnnybravo · 12-10-2009 9:52pm

fukn idiot.

tony 2 tone · 12-10-2009 9:53pm

Ah sure he was only having a bit of crack

IM0 · 12-10-2009 10:13pm

whats the last thing to go through a flies gobshites head before he gets squished on front of a train?

His arse..

Thornography · 12-10-2009 10:19pm

ahha funny story

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 10:49pm

brummytom wrote: »

I don't have a pun...

I stopped reading there tom.

brummytom wrote: »

But Jesus Christ, that bloke's a fucking idiot.
Watching people on trains when they're not completely in the train is great though

CianRyan · 12-10-2009 10:58pm

brummytom wrote: »

I don't have a pun...

But Jesus Christ, that bloke's a fucking idiot.
Watching people on trains when they're not completely in the train is great though

Take the r our of your name, say it's his name.
Done.
Terrible, but at least I tried.

TskTskTsk