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RandomName2

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Dear Sir

Sir i know you will be surprised when you receive this mail since you don’t know me well I want to explain to you why I sent you this mail. Sir you see I work in a security company here in Ghana and it happened that one of our depositor who deposited two trunk boxes more than 5years as family valuables and treasure valued at US$32,500,000:00 (Thirty Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) died in Sierra Leon in the hands of the rebels where he has gone to deal in diamond and gold, but I am privileged to know that the content of the two boxes is US$32,500,000:00 in Cash because I was the won that received the two boxes from the late depositor and I was the one that issued him his certificate of deposit and he begged me to write in the deposit certificate that the content is Family valuables and treasure worth US$32,500,000:00 and I went along with him based on what he promised me he will give me when he comes to collect his deposit but unfortunately he never came back
Sir the company have since then tried everything possible to locate any of his relation/next of kin without any success and that is why I had to write you this mail because I will if you agree to make you his next of kin and beneficiary of his deposit with our company because if I don’t it will go as abandoned deposit and the company management will hand it over to the government.

Sir i want to assure you that this will be done 100% legal and risk free because I will swear an Affidavit Of Fact From a high court here in Ghana and an Affidavit of Claim from the Ministry of Justice and with these two documents the security company will have no choice than to make you the next of kin and beneficiary of the deposit.
Sir the reason why it is you that I contacted is divine in the sense that when I decided to look for a foreigner that will be my partner I got your name with three other Americans and I gave them to my spiritual pastor whom after seven days of fasting and praying told me you are the one that was revealed to him that I should contact that you are elderly matured and a very Honest and Trustworthy person that you will never cheat me or run away with the fund.If you agree our sharing formula will be 50/50 I am a very straightforward person.

I wait for your response.
Best regards.

Mr. Abraham Ossom

Does this win or have you come across anything better? Spam messages tend to be quite short - but someone went to some trouble with this. Even if it is pretty terrible... :pac:

Xavi6

Cheesiest internet scam?

Kerrygold tried to get me but I just blocked it

Sean Quagmire

This sounds genuine op, give it a shot okay??

flahavaj

RandomName2 wrote: »

Let's do this claim

Dear Sir

Sir i know you will be surprised when you receive this mail since you don’t know me well I want to explain to you why I sent you this mail. Sir you see I work in a security company here in Ghana and it happened that one of our depositor who deposited two trunk boxes more than 5years as family valuables and treasure valued at US$32,500,000:00 (Thirty Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) died in Sierra Leon in the hands of the rebels where he has gone to deal in diamond and gold, but I am privileged to know that the content of the two boxes is US$32,500,000:00 in Cash because I was the won that received the two boxes from the late depositor and I was the one that issued him his certificate of deposit and he begged me to write in the deposit certificate that the content is Family valuables and treasure worth US$32,500,000:00 and I went along with him based on what he promised me he will give me when he comes to collect his deposit but unfortunately he never came back
Sir the company have since then tried everything possible to locate any of his relation/next of kin without any success and that is why I had to write you this mail because I will if you agree to make you his next of kin and beneficiary of his deposit with our company because if I don’t it will go as abandoned deposit and the company management will hand it over to the government.

Sir i want to assure you that this will be done 100% legal and risk free because I will swear an Affidavit Of Fact From a high court here in Ghana and an Affidavit of Claim from the Ministry of Justice and with these two documents the security company will have no choice than to make you the next of kin and beneficiary of the deposit.
Sir the reason why it is you that I contacted is divine in the sense that when I decided to look for a foreigner that will be my partner I got your name with three other Americans and I gave them to my spiritual pastor whom after seven days of fasting and praying told me you are the one that was revealed to him that I should contact that you are elderly matured and a very Honest and Trustworthy person that you will never cheat me or run away with the fund.If you agree our sharing formula will be 50/50 I am a very straightforward person.

I wait for your response.
Best regards.

Mr. Abraham Ossom

Does this win or have you come across anything better? Spam messages tend to be quite short - but someone went to some trouble with this. Even if it is pretty terrible... :pac:

Aul Abraham doesn't even say what he weants you to do.

Also am I the only one that read this in my head in a fake African accent?

tech77

Xavi6 wrote: »

Kerrygold tried to get me but I just blocked it

Cheesus that's bad.

Captain Havoc

flahavaj wrote: »

Also am I the only one that read this in my head in a fake African accent?

No, my head also