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do all lads look at porn?

  • 09-10-2009 9:20pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 formula1


    and if so how often?

    just curious, see how it compares to meself


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I would wager that in western society 98%+ of all males look at porn. The other 2 percent is just room for error.

    Me, I look at porn or read erotic material usually at least once a day.

    I would guess the average for fella's to be twice a week because not everyone uses the internet alot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭TripleAce


    porn is evil, don't look at it!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Even women look at porn ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 irish_stickman


    two or three times a day :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    If you're watching porn 2/3 times a day you need a girlfriend


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    jackncoke wrote: »
    If you're watching porn 2/3 times a day you need a girlfriend

    Or looking at it another way: watching porn 2 or 3 times a *day* might be the reason you don't have one :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    I would look at porn maybe 3/4 times a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Having a girlfriend / watching porn are not mutually exclusive.

    If you're lucky, she'll watch it with you ... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    course we look a porn tho i prefer more erotic art thast tease's more then just shows ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I lika the porn!!

    Everyday, doesnt matter how much action i get with the missus, i try to get in at least 26 mins a day!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    I knew a lad once who said he didn't look at porn. We all lol'd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭bluemachaveli


    Every day. Sometimes a couple of times a day if im bored. My other half evan watches with me the odd time :D!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Khannie wrote: »
    I knew a lad once who said he didn't look at porn. We all lol'd.

    My OH doesn't look at it! And I know you're all laughing at my naivity right now! :D But he doesn't have internet access, and I know the contents of his room inside out and he has nothing there, and if he did look at it he wouldn't have a problem with telling me and I wouldn't have a problem with him looking at it!

    Now having said that, if there was nekkid girls on TV he wouldn't go turning it off or anything ... but he wouldn't go out of his way to find it.

    Come to think of it, it's a bit odd isn't it! I think maybe it's coz he's a bit of a workaholic and just doesn't have time for stuff like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭bluemachaveli


    Come to think of it, it's a bit odd isn't it! I think maybe it's coz he's a bit of a workaholic and just doesn't have time for stuff like that.

    There is always time :D Maybe he has a good imagination ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    I look at porn whenever I feel the need.It varies week to week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Kevster


    When I was a teenager, I used to look at it every night on the Internet. Now, I'm 26 - and have been single for four years - and I don't have any interest in porn. If there was a newspaper or a porn magazine in front of me, I'd take the newspaperr and enjoy it more.

    Someone said above that 98%+ guys look at it regularly - i don't agree with that. I'd give it around 70%. The stereotypes for guys simply don't apply to all guys, just as the stereotypes for girls don't (I'm sure) apply to all girls.

    Kevin




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 irish_stickman


    jackncoke wrote: »
    If you're watching porn 2/3 times a day you need a girlfriend

    nope, just means i need a better girlfriend :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    My OH doesn't look at it! And I know you're all laughing at my naivity right now! :D But he doesn't have internet access, and I know the contents of his room inside out and he has nothing there, and if he did look at it he wouldn't have a problem with telling me and I wouldn't have a problem with him looking at it!

    Now having said that, if there was nekkid girls on TV he wouldn't go turning it off or anything ... but he wouldn't go out of his way to find it.

    Come to think of it, it's a bit odd isn't it! I think maybe it's coz he's a bit of a workaholic and just doesn't have time for stuff like that.


    I heard there are sporadic "porno bushes" dotted around the Sligo area....

    ...ask him if he has ever seen one, if he denies it, he's a L.I.A.R!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    My OH doesn't look at it! And I know you're all laughing at my naivity right now! :D But he doesn't have internet access, and I know the contents of his room inside out and he has nothing there, and if he did look at it he wouldn't have a problem with telling me and I wouldn't have a problem with him looking at it!
    He aint the only one...i just cant be bothered tbh...i find it all a bit...meh.
    Come to think of it
    Aint that the point?:pac:
    There is always time :D Maybe he has a good imagination ;)
    Imagination can be a useful tool:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Kevster


    Do you all wanna know what's really ironic? I have no interest in porn, but the fact that the new issue of Playboy features Marge Simpson on the cover is actually appealing to me!

    Ref: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭ceegee


    Kevster wrote: »
    Do you all wanna know what's really ironic? I have no interest in porn, but the fact that the new issue of Playboy features Marge Simpson on the cover is actually appealing to me!

    Ref: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

    I'm not sure ironic is the word I'd use....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Kevster


    :confused:

    Okay, what word would you use?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    jayus!! you young lads don't know how lucky you are these days with the internet and all that.

    When i was a lad (before the internet) we didn't have any porn in ireland:(
    even porno mags were banned:(

    We had to rely on old second-hand porno mags handed around in school to satisfy our needs and thats if you were lucky:cool:

    Most of the time i'd be lookin through my mothers "womens" mags for sexy adverisments of women's underwear:rolleyes: and then off to the loo for a quick one;)

    And then you had good ol'RTE:rolleyes: the only bit of tit they'd show would be the Benny Hill Show, if anything remotely sexy came on in a movie they'd put on the ads:mad:

    My highlight of the week as a lad was watchin wonder woman, with Linda Carter in that sexy outfit with her super chest hangin out she was great fapping material, my god i used to get wood for a full episode, it would take me 1/2 an hour before i could stand up:o .

    ahh it brings back memories of those simple times:)

    http://julaberry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wonderwoman.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭AndRoiD


    There is always time :D Maybe he has a good imagination ;)

    I believe the correct terminology is a '**** bank' ;)

    Once a day but wouldn't go out of my way to see, handy just when you're on the pc and the likes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Kevster


    fryup wrote: »
    jayus!! you young lads don't know how lucky you are these days with the internet and all that.

    When i was a lad (before the internet) we didn't have any porn in ireland:(
    even porno mags were banned:(

    We had to rely on old second-hand porno mags handed around in school to satisfy our needs and thats if you were lucky:cool:

    Most of the time i'd be lookin through my mothers "womens" mags for sexy adverisments of women's underwear:rolleyes: and then off to the loo for a quick one;)

    And then you had good ol'RTE:rolleyes: the only bit of tit they'd show would be the Benny Hill Show, if anything remotely sexy came on in a movie they'd put on the ads:mad:

    My highlight of the week as a lad was watchin wonder woman, with Linda Carter in that sexy outfit with her super chest hangin out she was great fapping material, my god i used to get wood for a full episode, it would take me 1/2 an hour before i could stand up:o .

    ahh it brings back memories of those simple times:)

    http://julaberry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wonderwoman.jpg

    ...A fine array of smiley faces there my friend. You might be older than most of us here, but you have a fine grasp of making emotions more apparent through the Internet (by using smiley faces... ...). Wonder woman is hot though... ...I love those 80's hairstyles. I assume that you know who Belinda Carlisle is?; and Rosanna Huffs?

    Kevin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Kevster wrote: »
    Wonder woman is hot though... ...I love those 80's hairstyles. I assume that you know who Belinda Carlisle is?; and Rosanna Huffs?

    I take it you mean Rosanna Hoffs, lead singer with The Bangles

    yes she was nice, i'm sure i must have pulled my wire in her honour as well;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭SprostonGreen


    Linda Lusardi and Maria Whittaker and Sam Fox were my entrance circa 1986/87. Actually this is branching out into a new thread.

    But to answer the question, yes but not everyday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Kevster


    fryup wrote: »
    I take it you mean Rosanna Hoffs, lead singer with The Bangles

    yes she was nice, i'm sure i must have pulled my wire in her honour as well;)

    that is of course what i meant, but I imagine that she did a lot of 'huffing' in the past too.

    :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭Sean7


    I think I might look at enough to cover for myself and several men who don't look at it in any census.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Kevster wrote: »
    Do you all wanna know what's really ironic? I have no interest in porn and nothing in common with anyone exept my granny who also likes to knit


    Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I can never understand why men would wanna watch another mans dick in some woman, It does absolutely nothing for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    I can never understand why men would wanna watch another mans dick in some woman, It does absolutely nothing for me.

    well thats hardcore stuff, never really liked hardcore

    i'd prefer softcore stuff like domai.com:) and those late nite movies they use to show on Bravo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    fryup wrote: »
    well thats hardcore stuff, never really liked hardcore

    i'd prefer softcore stuff like domai.com:) and those late nite movies they use to show on Bravo

    ye thats about as far as I'd go, hardcore is fine as long as its 2 girls,
    no cup tho!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    There is always time :D Maybe he has a good imagination ;)

    Maybe he just keeps a few pictures in the Memory [EMAIL="W@nkbank"]W@nkbank[/EMAIL]!!

    Seriously, What else is there on the internet other than Boards and Porn?

    Me looks at porn about 2-3 times per week!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I like a bit of novelty porn because stupid things make me laugh.

    Check out this screen grab from a porno version of ET that I acquired this year.

    etporn_1.jpg (SFW)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Check out this screen grab from a porno version of ET that I acquired this year.

    etporn_1.jpg (SFW)

    Nothing is sacred :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Ah.. ET was just a rip off of the New Testament anyway...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    I love watching porn,

    My fave is the anal stuff both when you know shes not enjoying it or when shes pretending shes loving it (convincingly)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    I love watching porn,

    My fave is the anal stuff both when you know shes not enjoying it or when shes pretending shes loving it (convincingly)
    Porn in a nutshell! Behind the phony "documentaries" on the likes of Virgin and Bravo TV, the hard faces, the fake smiles, the women, called "stars" to glamorize the industry are clearly not enjoying the anal stuff as bs calls it, and any women who refuses to do anal will be shown the door pronto!
    I'm certainly not going to tell anyone what they can watch or not watch but harmless it ain't!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,751 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    I gave up porn there about 4 weeks ago, best thing I ever did. Maybe some people can watch it no bother but it was affecting me going out and scoring *real* women, you know, putting in the work by texting and ****e.

    It's like fags, after a few weeks, you don't miss it all. Don't miss it all I don't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    We've had 3 pages of not very much at all, along with some crude comments not really suited to a Gentleman's Club of standing.

    If nothing interesting, insightful or even original comes along soon, I think we may have run our course with this thread.

    Thanks

    MM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 chicklick


    porn is not just for men you know guys. I like to watch porn too. have often watched it with my partner and even sometimes without him. when he's there we usually act out some part we've seen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    chicklick wrote: »
    porn is not just for men you know guys. I like to watch porn too. have often watched it with my partner and even sometimes without him. when he's there we usually act out some part we've seen

    its a question for men in a mens forum,
    women need to learn all that stuff from somewhere anyway!(like you mentioned yourself)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,638 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    its a question for men in a mens forum,
    women need to learn all that stuff from somewhere anyway!(like you mentioned yourself)
    Not true and not moving the thread along. Re-read the charter and the OP.
    Time to kill this thread I feel.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    Kumate Champ07 your response to chicklick comes across to me as

    a) unnecessarily smart-arsed

    and

    b) seems like further run off from this whole Ladies Lounge/shellyboo/vendetta nonsense.

    You've already been warned today about this, and the consequences of further acting up were explained to you.

    There will be no more chances given following this

    Thanks

    MM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    thanks OG

    unfortunatley OG hasn't received all his Modly powers yet due to a glitch in the matrix.

    all that remains for me to say is

    /thread


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