When left alone with ......., a man will .....

Photi

...with a woman's magazine, he will flick to the problem page.

...with a toy aeroplane, he will make "NERRROWWW" noises.

..with a calculator, will spell BOOBS or BOOBLESS

.. with a child, will have no idea what to say

..with magnetic letters on a fridge,will spell rude words.

What do you think? Any more?

AlmightyCushion

When left alone a man will masterbate regardless of what he's left alone with.

minidazzler

with a dinky, will ramp it off any table he can.

Pinky Pixie

Photi wrote: »

...with a woman's magazine, he will flick to the problem page.

..with a calculator, will spell BOOBS or BOOBLESS

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I do that but I'm not a boy!! That's universal

Praetorian Saighdiuir

...with a warm apple pie, will f*ck it!!

Rented Mule

...will not think about what other men do when they are alone.

anniehoo

oooh good thread..waitin to see if it gets better before the popcorn goes in (mircowave style)

.!.

...be thankful he ditched her.

starbelgrade

.. while watching telly alone, will scratch his balls, pick his nose/ toe-nails / feet ( flick the bits behind the sofa)

Ross_Mahon

Photi wrote: »

...with a woman's magazine, he will flick to the problem page. FAP FAP FAP

Joey the lips

Will read and reply to stupid threads on boards:P

chin_grin

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When left alone a man will masterbate regardless of what he's left alone with.

/thread.

brendansmith

When left alone with a holy bible a man will pray

anniehoo

brendansmith wrote: »

When left alone with a holy bible a man will pray

Popcorn....seriously not goin in unless the italics are a subtext for something else or thats just my dirty mind. If not...gwan the "bible lovin"!

chin_grin

brendansmith wrote: »

When left alone with a holy bible a man will pray

Nope. You'll still find some durty section about Eves heaving bosoms (I'm sure it's in there) or some r*pe scene and jack off.

If I know my bible, there's gotta be f*ckin in it.........I mean how dya think we're here. Someones been f*ckin.

Will

when left alone with shampoo in his hair a man will make his hair into a shampoo mohawk

when left alone in general a man will be happy

when left alone with beer a man will also be happy, very happy.

kiffer

stuffed animals/toys, put them in suggestive positions or make them mosh, dance or fight.

admiralofthefleet

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When left alone a man will masterbate regardless of what he's left alone with.

even a cushion?

mike65

When left alone with tv will change the channel.

My name is URL

When left alone with the neighbors dog, a man will feed it as per the agreement

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admiralofthefleet

My name is URL wrote: »

When left alone with the neighbors dog, a man will cook gravy

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fyp

Escapism

When left alone a man will think about sex. oh wait, that doesn't have to be alone. and wait, that doesn't have to be a man.

dylano_k

Will wallow in the smell of his own fart

*sniff sniff* Ahhhhh

Agricola

Photi wrote: »

.. with a child, will have no idea what to say

So true! I cant handle young kids. They dont know anything about current affairs, what the hell do ya say to em!



..........oh yeah - no jokes about "handling kids" please!

TheZohanS

...will pee with the toilet door open and will leave the seat up.

the_syco

brendansmith wrote: »

When left alone with a holy bible a man will

burn it.

Jet Black

...will sit with hand down pants watching TV like Al bundy.
But unlike him they will be fondling themselves.

AnonoBoy

When left alone with a man, Will, I will say "Hi Will, how's it going?"

Agricola

brendansmith wrote: »

When left alone with a holy bible a man will..............

Look up the meaning of those "John 3:16" signs that he always sees in football matches, lose interest after 2 minutes and go do somethin else.

Escapism

Photi wrote: »

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...with a toy aeroplane, he will make "NERRROWWW" noises.

I love that you can SPELL the sound you make OP

smk89

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

even a cushion?

especially with a cushion!!

when left alone with the internet, will need to delete the history

spartan1

left alone in the house......will walk around naked........
left alone with a beautiful girl............will only have one thing on his mind ! one ! no matter who she is ! (family members exempt)

Rondolfus

When left alone a man will enter and exit all rooms ala James Bond (hands joined like a gun, back to the wall, tumble and cover move)

deisedude

When left alone a man will watch "The Notebook" and cry like a little girl

Super-Rush

flick through the music channels until he finds Lady Gaga

The_B_Man

when left alone with elipses, a man will elipses.

seanybiker

TheZohan wrote: »

...will pee with the toilet door open and will leave the seat up.

I do that anyways. Even in other peoples houses. Some people find it weird but sure tis only a piss.

Tar.Aldarion

look at the porn he doesn't have on his computer.

Overheal

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When left alone a man will masterbate regardless of what he's left alone with.

of course when the customers 12 year old got out of the bathroom 45 minutes later, the stack of maxim magazines we kept in there had all been shuffled. and the poor floor covering weeklies had been demoted to the bottom of the pile.

ynotdu

will decide ALL the DIY jobs needed to be done to the room he's in,knowing full well He aint gonna do them until........................????????????????????

brendansmith

Overheal wrote: »

of course when the customers 12 year old got out of the bathroom 45 minutes later, the stack of maxim magazines we kept in there had all been shuffled. and the poor floor covering weeklies had been demoted to the bottom of the pile.

What the hell is this?

ynotdu

brendansmith wrote: »

What the hell is this?

its posh spice is'nt she?:)

Aglomerado

Photi wrote: »

..with magnetic letters on a fridge,will spell rude words.


Guilty as charged. Except I'm a laydee!

Noffles

Close the curtains and make the TV room REALLY dark to watch the films that are dark enough to be ruined by "natural daylight"... then turn the sound system up so loud that an earthquake really does sound and feel like an earthquuake... as it f*cking should!!! And lie on the entire length of the couch, shooing all the cats away with beers and nachos..... in the middle of the day!

spacebarbiek8

When left alone with weed, a man will get rid of it for you... happily!

Long Onion

When left alone, generally a man will do fuck all, and be happy and thankful to be allowed a little bit of peace.

funk-you

When left alone a man will make sweeping generalisations.

-Funk