Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Apology #37

  • 03-10-2009 10:13pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭


    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Ireland for tricking them into voting yes on the Lisbon treaty.
    It's quite clear that I sent subliminal messages in this thread here.
    I'm really sorry for single handedly turning things around and changing the minds of the majority of voters in Ireland by telling people that I was going to vote yes (which I did (twice)).

    To the 67.1% of yes voters, I both apologise for duping you and thank you for following my awesome mind control techniques advice and reading up on the treaty and not listening to the scare stories.

    So here's to the Lisbon treaty being passed.
    Forced conscription, forced abortions, forced new taxes, forced socailism, forced feudalism, forced land-grabbing, forced butt sex for both genders, forced learning of German, forced murder of everyone who is not tall and blonde, forced killing of Jews & blacks & Catholics & handicaps all await us.
    Bring on the NWO and the new EU flag.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Wuhoo, forcesd Buttsex, I'm volunteering to be the enforcer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    So whats with all these hedgehogs? Why can't they just share the hedge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Wuhoo, forcesd Buttsex, I'm volunteering to be the enforcer
    According to Declan Ganley, ýou have to be both a giver and a taker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Terry wrote: »
    According to Declan Ganley, ýou have to be both a giver and a taker.
    Next up: Declan Ganley sues boards for that comment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I don't feel any different, seems to have been much ado about nothing.:p


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Damn you Euromods.

    Ye would change the website to www.boards.eu if it wasn't already taken.

    Now we can look forward to ze Germans taking over Europe the sneaky political way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Don't suppose you would you like to apologise for being racist while you're at it? We all have our days Terry, but it was a bit... angry. If it helps, my great great great granny gets where you're coming from =P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Terry wrote:
    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Ireland for tricking them into voting yes on the Lisbon treaty.
    It's quite clear that I sent subliminal messages in this thread here.
    I'm really sorry for single handedly turning things around and changing the minds of the majority of voters in Ireland by telling people that I was going to vote yes (which I did (twice)).

    Yeah, you made me vote yes and my nearest polling station's 250miles away on a plane. Not to mention the fact I'm only 16. What a wasted journey

    Bastard :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    Terry wrote: »
    Next up: Declan Ganley sues boards for that comment.

    At least there's a 67.1% chance he'd lose that case.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Bob_Harris


    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah.

    Funny.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Ireland for tricking them into voting yes on the Lisbon treaty.
    It's quite clear that I sent subliminal messages in this thread here.
    I'm really sorry for single handedly turning things around and changing the minds of the majority of voters in Ireland by telling people that I was going to vote yes (which I did (twice)).

    To the 67.1% of yes voters, I both apologise for duping you and thank you for following my awesome mind control techniques advice and reading up on the treaty and not listening to the scare stories.

    So here's to the Lisbon treaty being passed.
    Forced conscription, forced abortions, forced new taxes, forced socailism, forced feudalism, forced land-grabbing, forced butt sex for both genders, forced learning of German, forced murder of everyone who is not tall and blonde, forced killing of Jews & blacks & Catholics & handicaps all await us.
    Bring on the NWO and the new EU flag.

    Oh yeah. ;)

    God Bless Europe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Terry wrote: »
    According to Declan Ganley, ýou have to be both a giver and a taker.

    Ok bend over so it will only take a minute, I hope you washed:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    This never would have happened if we voted for Kodos.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Terry wrote: »
    and the new EU flag.
    I voted Yes just for this flag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29 WhiskeyTangoFox


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Ireland for tricking them into voting yes on the Lisbon treaty.
    It's quite clear that I sent subliminal messages in this thread here.
    I'm really sorry for single handedly turning things around and changing the minds of the majority of voters in Ireland by telling people that I was going to vote yes (which I did (twice)).

    To the 67.1% of yes voters, I both apologise for duping you and thank you for following my awesome mind control techniques advice and reading up on the treaty and not listening to the scare stories.

    So here's to the Lisbon treaty being passed.
    Forced conscription, forced abortions, forced new taxes, forced socailism, forced feudalism, forced land-grabbing, forced butt sex for both genders, forced learning of German, forced murder of everyone who is not tall and blonde, forced killing of Jews & blacks & Catholics & handicaps all await us.
    Bring on the NWO and the new EU flag.


    You're a self confessed alcoholic with depression issues.

    I agree with you :)

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    WindSock wrote: »
    This never would have happened if we voted for Kodos.

    Or Lur, ruler of Omicron Perseii 8.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Someone get a mod to guide him off home there, he'll be grand in the morning. Poor man.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Terry, are you running for the new all powerfull position of Supreme European overlord president??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Terry, i think you're more pissed than me...............;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Terry, i think you're more pissed than me...............;)

    I have my doubts somehow.:D


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    God damn you Terry! When I've been conscripted and am serving in the EU's invasion of Chinastan, with my pregnant girlfriend at home being forced to have an abortion by EU fatcats before being conscripted also, I'll curse and rue the day that I was foolhardy and stupid enough to read a thread by a moderator of an internet forum that warped my fragile little mind!

    A pox on julep and all his houses! :mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ive gopt traped wind can I have an apology for that .... ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I have my doubts somehow.:D

    if i had a web cam i could probably prove it.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Ireland for tricking them into voting yes on the Lisbon treaty.
    It's quite clear that I sent subliminal messages in this thread here.
    I'm really sorry for single handedly turning things around and changing the minds of the majority of voters in Ireland by telling people that I was going to vote yes (which I did (twice)).

    To the 67.1% of yes voters, I both apologise for duping you and thank you for following my awesome mind control techniques advice and reading up on the treaty and not listening to the scare stories.

    So here's to the Lisbon treaty being passed.
    Forced conscription, forced abortions, forced new taxes, forced socailism, forced feudalism, forced land-grabbing, forced butt sex for both genders, forced learning of German, forced murder of everyone who is not tall and blonde, forced killing of Jews & blacks & Catholics & handicaps all await us.
    Bring on the NWO and the new EU flag.


    Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Terry.:eek:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Takk wrote: »
    At least there's a 67.1% chance he'd lose that case.

    I think he'd win, then lose on appeal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Ireland for tricking them into voting yes on the Lisbon treaty.
    It's quite clear that I sent subliminal messages in this thread here.
    I'm really sorry for single handedly turning things around and changing the minds of the majority of voters in Ireland by telling people that I was going to vote yes (which I did (twice)).

    To the 67.1% of yes voters, I both apologise for duping you and thank you for following my awesome mind control techniques advice and reading up on the treaty and not listening to the scare stories.

    So here's to the Lisbon treaty being passed.
    Forced conscription, forced abortions, forced new taxes, forced socailism, forced feudalism, forced land-grabbing, forced butt sex for both genders, forced learning of German, forced murder of everyone who is not tall and blonde, forced killing of Jews & blacks & Catholics & handicaps all await us.
    Bring on the NWO and the new EU flag.
    Dont flatter yourself, Ter. It was your mate RB that convinced everyone to vote yes ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    the score is 1 all, we really should have one more vote


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    the score is 1 all, we really should have one more vote
    Exactly! Best out of 3!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Kiera wrote: »
    Exactly! Best out of 3!

    yep a threesome


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    i was facenated by the low turn out in the polls. I must admit I never came from a wealthy highly educated family. I am not wealthy now, however I do think that i have a mind and I value my opinion and right to vote.

    I cannot understand and will never understand why people refuse to vote and yes i think the country would be an interesting place if there was a 3 strike rule, that is if you dont vote 3 times you loose it and have to go through a lenghty process to get it back!

    "And you call yourself a socialist" i hear them say! well fcuk that sh1t

    I also think that council work carried out in areas should have a weighting/points system and if you dont take an interest in local issues and dont vote well then guess what! you wont get work done! Oh hold on scratch that! I think thats done already is it not.

    I voted no on the treaty yeaterday! but guess what! I am delighted it got through!Confused :confused: let me explain!

    I have no problem with being european! in fact i like the thoughts of a south american style europe however if you think i want to be a united states of europe forget it! But the lovely side to me if I had been scared sh1ttless by the yes side, Yes i am afraid of hindering inward investment Blaah blaah blaah so to air on the side of caution I am glad yes got in!

    But will it make a difference to the irish economy! No! why? because the whole of europe is in a recession and if you think a german banker cares about the small GDP of ireland performing in europe well then you need a cold shower!

    We might be european but it will be up to us to get out of this recession and no yes to lisbon like the yes to nice will help us!

    All that yesterday proves is this! We spend years teaching a child to say yes and no and the difference we effectivly treated the entire population as a child and turned to them and said "Are you sure?" " Surly you must mean yes!" Honestly! why would you vote! when it seems that voting no will only need to another referendum.

    It would be very interesting to see if referrendum on abortion was run a yes vote got through and the church forced the govt to re run to get a no vote!

    We would be pileing up pages and pages on boards about how bad the church is! Double standards I truly think!

    Fcuk that! any one watchin the match!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Terry you are the master of propaganda and spin, well done. Heil to the Fuhrer. ;)


Advertisement